Typical JW JC:
Elder1: So brother Christ, you have an issue you wish to state against bro. Nocandowrong? You say he treated you insolently on July 4th? We asked bro Nocandowrong and he has denied this allegation. Do you have any witnesses to this incident?...
Jesus: You know, IN YOUR OWN POLICY, it is written, 'the witness of two men is true'.
Elder2: ...anything besides this would be considered slander, yes we agree to that
Jesus: I am one that bears witness about myself, and the Father who sent me bears witness about me.
Elder3: Your father, is he out in the hallway? (opens the library door and looks) Where is your Father?
Elder1: Is there anyone else who would have witnessed this besides your father?
Elder2: His father, I don't believe I know him....
Elder3: {whispers}....there's nobody out in the hallway, guys.
Jesus: YOU know neither me nor my Father. If you did know me YOU would know my Father also.
Elder1: {irritated by bro Christ's tone} Brother Christ, please wait outside while we discuss this further....
Well, you know the rest of the story....