No one's mentioned the one about rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic...
.... and "tacking".
Posts by Lieu
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21Talk illustrations that need to be retired
by JimmyPage inmy dad used this one alot: it compared raising a child to holding a spring.
if you let go too soon the spring will fly off in an uncontrolled direction.
if you hold it too long you will wear your hand out and the spring will be no good.
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Spain Branch will send bethelites to
by JHK inspain branch will send bethelites to the following bethel homes: guatemala, honduras, brasil, south africa and united kingdom.
other bethelites, will go to near their original congregations with special piooner priviledge..., to receive suppor from their families and friends.
in the moment, 70 will be fire, 40 to special pioneer y 30 regular pioneer.
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Are You Afraid of The Biblical God?Does This Fear Stunt Your Intelligence?
by frankiespeakin inare you afraid of the biblical god?.
are you afraid of a god that can read your mind.
if so have you ever considered this a form of mind control?
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Real Reasons Some Go to Bethel
by startingovernow ini've known known a lot of bethelites and it never ceased to amaze me when asked why they wanted to go there the kind of answers i got.
some included:.
my mom used to have dinner ready for me every night when when i was pioneering before i got married.
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Is this Kingdom Hall Creepy?
by kurtbethel inthis is a hall in oceanside, california.
it is hidden away from the street on a nondescript lane.. .
no windows!.
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1941 Watchtower Convention Resolution Condemning Moyle -- PDF!
by cabasilas inbackground:.
when olin r. moyle wrote his letter of resignation to j.f.
rutherford in 1939 he really hit the judge's nerve.
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WHERE in the bible does it say each creative day was 6,000 years? Ending around 1975??
by Witness 007 incould be 8,000 or 18,000 years long......if to jehovah each "a day is like a thousand years and a thousand years a day.
" 1975 armagedon theory was based on this.
{notice how this theory has since died off} my wife was told off by an elder for giving a talk on "creative days not 24 hours" but not stating each was 6,000 years long...she said she didn't believe it....he backed off and said okay then!
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Smurfs????????
by cantleave inevery now and then i come across comical references to smurfs in posts on this site, i have been in the org all my life and never heard of any demonisation of father abraham's little blue imaginary friends, even when they they hit the uk top ten singles chart.
can someone enlighten me of what was said, where and when?
maybe i missed it because i was more concerned about kiss using an ouija board in plane or axel rose being anagram of oral sex!!!
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Wouldn't HELL be a great Party compared to Witness Paradise?
by Witness 007 inall the party animals would be there...all the pornstars, slutty women {and men} drinking, drugs...nightclubs!
gambling!
all the celebrities are there, brittney spears, and hubby stealer angelina jolie {brad pitt} compared to witness paradise this sounds like fun!.
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APOSTATES LIE !!!
by elder-schmelder inall i have ever head my whole life at meetings is that apostates are full of lies.. about 1 year ago i started checking into the lie.
all i can find is quote's from watchtowers and other books.. .
my question is "what is the lie that apostates are telling?".
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Lieu
Um, I don't think the Portestant Reformation folks cared one iota to be called "Apostate" and "liars" by the RCC, ... and look we all got a copy of the Bible to read for ourselves out of it all.
+1 for those wild n crazy apostate liars.
Hmmmm, maybe someone should go nail a "list" to the front door at Hqts? (Make sure the media is present)