Bikinis on a beach? Sucking chocolate? Haaaa! Weird how everything is about sex to some. Sounds like the Talibán cleric who said women shouldn't eat bananas or they may become aroused. Er no, your filthy minded arse shouldn't be near bananas, cleric fella. Leave the porn alone & go get another wife you freak.
As for me, some elders wives ran and told hubbies I disrespected them when I told them to shut up and stop making fun of the clothing of those of lesser means. Got called to the room. As I finished saying their wives need to shut up & stop tormenting the poorer "friends", two could only look at their shoes and the third whose wife wasn't involved was smiling like the Cheshire cat. Oh, and I specifically said, they aren't our boss. They can busy themselves bossing & aggravating you.
No. Further. Incident. Besides, they seriously thought I was crazy. No timidity, at all. fact, the following Sunday, the eldresses and their buddies all brought in clothing for anyone who may be of need. A clothing drive of sorts. 😆
Another incident where I got the speech. The literature MS kept telling me it was his birthday. So after a couple times of him saying it, I yelled "Happy Birthday!". Just then the PO was walking by and almost fell on the floor. He starts to give me the speech. Somewhere in the middle I stopped him, and let him know MS kept telling me it was his birthday, so there. Oh just stop, we're just having some fun. The MS was standing nearby and we burst out laughing. When I turned around to leave, I heard the PO say has everyone gone crazy!?
