Posts by SecretSlaveClass

i rang my sister and told her that i no longer believe jws have the truth and the phone went silent, when i asked her to say something she just said if that was the case then she would have to hang up on me and then proceeded to indeed hang up..

so i texted her back immediately with fu..

SecretSlaveClass

Well dome Sparrow. I promise you you won't regret it. In the end they all love the bOrg more than they ever will you!

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Major events that Bible did not foretell!

by iconoclastic in

jws feel that their strength lies in the power of bible to foretell.

however, an impartial analysis would show that bibles prophecies are too general, and yet some of the major developments in the world scene were not figured in its propheciesespecially those that are very much needed for what it calls last days.

to mention a few:.

SecretSlaveClass

Mephis:

It's pointless trying to get him to see his errors. It's like trying to argue with an uber JW.

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I won't be happy until I see AM III...what?

by Diogenesister in

ok i'll go first...... i won't be happy until i see antony morris iii.... on stage with a bunch of gladioli stuffed down his trousers singing "this charming man"....

SecretSlaveClass

I wont be happy till I see AM III come out of the closet in corset, fishnets, high heels and singing "I'm just a sweet transvestite from Pennsylvania".

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VW emissions cheating and driverless cars

by Simon in

when i first heard about this it sounded like they just had a mode that was optimizing the vehicle's emission levels which sounded good.. turns out, they were detecting when a car was being tested to cheat the control system.. http://www.bbc.com/news/business-34311819.

their shares are down 19% - but larger than the financial fallout is the trust.

this is the worlds largest car manufacturer!.

SecretSlaveClass

Simon:

Obviously you, Morpheus and I would be perfect co-drivers. To add to some of your points:

1) The baby-on-board charioteers. Because you sport one of those stickers don't assume I'll make special concessions for you and be ok with you ignoring traffic laws and common courtesy. I afford all vehicles the same consideration and latitude I do to all vehicles, regardless of occupants. As you said Simon, if that's how the parent is driving they shouldn't have a child with them in the first place.

2) Please learn how to use 4-way stops and roundabouts- it's not rocket science!

3) not using a pedestrian crossing when it's close by. Completely agree. If you're too damn lazy to walk twenty yards to the provided crossing then I'll be too lazy to step on my break peddle. The only exception I make is for kids.

4) Why are you trying to weave through traffic and make a one car gain every half mile when it's clear we are in a stopped traffic jam and an hour later I will still only be less than a hundred yards behind you. All you're doing is risking everyone else's safety for no gain whatsoever. You have the logic of a dry dog turd.

5) If you are behind me when I stop to let someone make a right turn because they're holding up traffic in their lane, and honk at me I'll just consider you an illogical selfish ass. It doesn't take more than 20 seconds from your life letting the other driver turn while on the other hand his lane is being held of for ages if no one in a long line of oncoming traffic let's him by. Surely if you were behind the guy making the turn you would wish someone would let him turn so you could proceed? For once try not to think solely about yourself. You're the kind of person who also get's agitated when I let an elderly person go before me at a check out. Make enough loud sighs and foot tappings and I may just turn around and slap that irritating, selfish head of yours. You'll be old to one day buddy and I'll bet you'll wish you had more "considerate" people around you!

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What language was Jesus most at home with?

by fulltimestudent in

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friends

our former loving brothers and sisters have been instructed to think that, jesus likely spoke a form of hebrew and a form of aramaic.

(aid to bible understanding-103-105).

of course, there is no way to demonstrate the truth of that assertion or any other assertion about the languages that the common people of the land spoke.

SecretSlaveClass

He spoke English - I know because it's what he speaks in all the movies about him. Just like people from other planets all speak English in the movies.

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Do you agreed with Ben Carson, Muslim should not become president??

by James Mixon in

i do believe islam conflicts with constitution.

your thoughts.

SecretSlaveClass

OnTheWayOut:

Another pragmatic view. Thank you sir!

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After the yellow star,

by The Rebel in

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friends

i am the new vermin.. of course by disfellowshipping myself i don't need put a yellow star on my jacket.

but i am identifying myself to be looked at and resented like people did with the jews.. yes i am overdramatising my possible misfortune.

i will still be allowed on the buses, to visit the zoo, and such places that were deprived the sight of jewish families.

SecretSlaveClass

Saintbertholdt:

I had a good laugh at that. Cheers!

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What is the most bizarre counsel you received as a JW, from a JW?

by Funchback in

there were many addressed to me.

for example, i once had a sister tell me i was gambling because i liked playing skill crane (the machine where you have to try to pick up prizes like stuffed animals) at the arcade.

i then fired back a her: "you saw the r-rated movie 'backdraft.

SecretSlaveClass

Besides the fact that most of the councel I heard was not just bizarre but utter bullshit, here is one:

Because my sister would ride horses in jodhpurs (tight fitting pants commonly worn and accepted as appropriate horse riding attire in the global equestrian community) and often spend the day in them on weekends, she enticed young men with her sexually inappropriate dress which is what ultimately led to her seducing an elder's son and "having consensual sex" with her (she was in fact raped and he was criminally prosecuted for it). Yes it was all her fault for wearing jodhpurs!