Posts by SecretSlaveClass

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What if.

by LAWHFol in

what if we only find god, once we have found our self?

I once couldn't find myself and then one morning I shaved and much to my delight I found myself staring back at myself in the mirror. I was in the bathroom! Why hadn't it occured to me look for myself there? That is the real mystery here ...

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Living forever

by jws in

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friends

someone on facebook posted john 3:16 where it says people will live forever.. not that i believe it, but i just cannot imagine this.

this, to me, would be the true hell.. if i'm very lucky, i will live to be 100. at nearly half that, already some parts of life no longer hold much interest to me.

even tv shows.

SecretSlaveClass

Pete:
Maybe wanting to live forever is part of the human tendency to be greedy or to be self absorbed. We always want more, even when sometimes more would be the worst thing ever.

I have held this same view for at least 20 years and I am convinced of it to this day. I raise my glass of Laphroaig to you!

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We discovered a Dyson Sphere! . . . maybe

by Coded Logic in

okay, okay, okay - i know we're not supposed to jump to conclusions.

but the odds this is a "naturally occurring event" are pretty low.

and it's just the sort of megastructure we would expect an advanced alien civilization (type 2) to build.

SecretSlaveClass

They finally found Jehovah's FDS Night Club. What we are seeing is the club's strobe light which only lights up every 3 years - .25 of a second in god time.

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No 'Tight Pants' policy is now official - classed as 'disturbing'

by wizzstick in

in short:- tight pants is no longer just a am3 hang up (or is that a hang up on the well hung?

)- brothers who have effeminate body language are flagged up- as are sisters with 'masculine' hair styles or dress- such dress is 'disturbing to the congregation'- the above must heed the (repeated) counsel from the elders...or they get stripped of the right to share on the ministry- however...this will not be revealed (announced) to the congregation.

wow.

SecretSlaveClass

tiki
This is just too much....you have no control over your genetic makeup.

Exactly! As Data Dog said in a thread before, some people have a hard time finding quality, designer brand clothes that fit comfortably, simply because the fashion industry does not take into account the various combinations of somatotypes, designing clothing instead with their "ideal" shape in mind - and we all know how many of us look like that.

I constantly have to have my clothes tailored for me which can be very expensive. Even Calvin Kline's realxed fit is the closest I can get to pants and shirts that will fit me but still needs a small amount of tailoring. Their "ideal" unfortunately for me, do not have 32 inch waists and 26 inch thighs. I wish I could show a designer how having an 18 1/2" neck does not mean I'm a tub of lard that has to wear xxxl shirts which I drown in.

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If there is anything to bible prophecy, keep an eye out on Israel

by EndofMysteries in

what will be the end game whether in a few years, our lifetime, or hundreds + years from now.

bible prophecy did say israel / jews would be scattered then eventually brought back.

russell was declaring that and it was believed before being changed shortly before it happened.

SecretSlaveClass

eFingerSalute

Ah, I see our resident PMSer is here, right on schedule.

Please explain how PMS has anything to do with Viv's postings. I'd like to see some solid medical evidence.

Misogyny is befitting to the ignorant, childish and insecure.

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If there is anything to bible prophecy, keep an eye out on Israel

by EndofMysteries in

what will be the end game whether in a few years, our lifetime, or hundreds + years from now.

bible prophecy did say israel / jews would be scattered then eventually brought back.

russell was declaring that and it was believed before being changed shortly before it happened.

SecretSlaveClass

OP you have an obsession with prophecy.

Here's a guaranteed prophecy for you:

Tomorrow somewhere in the world there will be bad weather.

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Have you heard the one about "Back to the Future" Predicting 911??

by EndofMysteries in

when somebody posted this on fb, i was anxious to see how ridiculous it would be, probably worse then the gb prophecies, etc.

after watching the clip, i honestly don't know what to believe.

at the very least it's very entertaining and interesting.

SecretSlaveClass

OP you have one of the worst concepts of reality I have ever seen.

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No 'Tight Pants' policy is now official - classed as 'disturbing'

by wizzstick in

in short:- tight pants is no longer just a am3 hang up (or is that a hang up on the well hung?

)- brothers who have effeminate body language are flagged up- as are sisters with 'masculine' hair styles or dress- such dress is 'disturbing to the congregation'- the above must heed the (repeated) counsel from the elders...or they get stripped of the right to share on the ministry- however...this will not be revealed (announced) to the congregation.

wow.