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  It’s Official: UFO-Worshiping Raëlians Are No Longer Zionists

  by freemindfade in

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  2. current

  caught this in a news feed and absolutely had to read it, first of all i don't know where to start with how awesome this is.

  ok lets start with the name.

  heeb... thats the news source... i wont say any more on that.... the saddest part of this is what i read of this wacky sci-fi religion, as bat shit crazy as it is, it still makes more sense than jehovahs witnesses.. without further waiting.... http://heebmagazine.com/its-official-ufo-worshiping-raelians-are-no-longer-zionists/55304.

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  Hahaha that was some fantastic comedic relief. Thanks for sharing!
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  RC: an emotional trigger?

  by sparrowdown in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  is this rc triggering any painful memories for anyone else?

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  for me, it's stirring up all the emotions of what it felt like dealing with assholes like this.

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  Yes indeed. My sister was a rape victim within the congregation framework. It was the main reason for my leaving the cult.
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  'Parents' magazine cover with JW.org cartoon kids

  by undercover in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  making the rounds on facebook among jws is a photo of a 'parents' magazine cover that shows the cgi jw.org kids on the cover, and an article headline about how wonderful the teaching tools on jw.org are.

  (i don't have the time or the desire to hunt the photo and post it - sorry).

  i immediately suspected some bored and naive jw doing some photoshopping.

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  Are Witnesses Allowed to Read Bible by itself

  by Brighid in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  i've been away from the boards so long that i had to create a new account but recent events have brought me back - i've missed this place!

  anyway, i heard a former witness being interviewed the other day that said the witnesses were now being highly discouraged to read the bible by itself (without wt literature) on their own.

  this seems over the top even for the witnesses.

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  Blondie and Wolfman nailed it. As far as the GB and their propaganda go, no. Their insistence is receiving the Holy Spirit and their home-spun ideological literature are synonymous.
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  A Limerick for Geoffrey

  by JustVisting in

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  2. humour

  there once was a man from down under,who's speech was thought of like thunder,.

  but when pops came dow ill,.

  geoff flew in with a pill.

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  LOL Umberto. Yes as a matter of fact my dad was Irish. He was born and raised in Limerick.

  As per request:

  The ARC came to convene

  To make sense of the pedophile scene

  With the ducking and diving

  And JW conniving

  jackson was nowhere to be seen
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  Has anyone seen the Anonoymous You Tube Videos?

  by wwjdnwt in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  i don't know much about them or their group .

  i came across them a few days ago.

  they or he is masked and call out groups on different issues.

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  I did see their video warning the JWs. I did notice that since some of the claims made/terminology used were incorrect, it's likely that either it's utter nonsense or they arent paying very close attention while watching ....
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  new WT rule: no holding hands durning public prayer!

  by leftchica in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  so i just caught a glimpse of this new wt magazine(study edition) of course.. from dec 28th titled.

  "what do your prayers say about you".

  so now they are focosing on every aspect of our lifes even our actions during prayer.

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  On this subject - and forgive me if it seems crude - but this sort of stuff really makes me believe that marital sex under the auspices of the Org must be the most boring and pathetic experiences possible. its as if sex is tolerated only for the purpose of reproduction. I wonder how many JW ladies have ever experienced orgasm. Yech! what a miserable way to exist in the only life we'll ever have.....
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  new WT rule: no holding hands durning public prayer!

  by leftchica in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  so i just caught a glimpse of this new wt magazine(study edition) of course.. from dec 28th titled.

  "what do your prayers say about you".

  so now they are focosing on every aspect of our lifes even our actions during prayer.

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  I love their sense of priority. Affection in the form of coming before your god as a loving couple unified by belief and a love for your god in the KH is more offensive than harboring Pedophiles? Wow these guys just never cease to amaze me. What amazes me even more though is how there are people that conform to this madness!
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  A Limerick for Geoffrey

  by JustVisting in

  1. social
  2. humour

  there once was a man from down under,who's speech was thought of like thunder,.

  but when pops came dow ill,.

  geoff flew in with a pill.

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  SecretSlaveClass

  A high ranking JW named O'Brian

  Told Angus Jackson's dad was dyin'

  And Angus protested, "You're lying!"

  The confidential documents procured

  May see the pedophile problem cured

  Yet caused the WT lawyer to start cryin'
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  Judicial committee letter to elders

  by Israel Ricky Gonzales in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  warning: this is rather lengthy.

  i thought i would post this information that i took with me to my judicial committee.

  the elders promised that we would talk about everything that was bothering me, yet, we ended up talking about less than 10% of it.

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  This is pure quality Ricky, extremely well thought out and put together. I thoroughly enjoyed your reasoning process.