Have to shave everyday or they look like Miami Vice wannabe's.
You're absolutely right, shaving is a bitch.
Have to register for the draft.
Not in my country, and if i was then i'd be locked up. I'm not killing anyone.
Have to pretend to love beer.
I hate the stuff. Tried it once, it was like drinking bitter ass. Never again!
To them, size is an important issue. Their brains get twisted in knots wondering if it matters to women.
Eh, i'm cool with my size.
Men: don't get the credit they deserve for being class A nags. Poor fellas. Think governing body and elders, the champions of the art of nagging.
Sure, i can be a nag sometimes.
They are not allowed to cry, dammit. Not even when they slam their fingers in the car door. The only time it is okay for men to cry is when their hound dogs die.
I cry sometimes. I'm not overly emotional but if i'm really hurt or sad then yeah, i'll cry.
They cannot have tea cup toy poodles with pink toenails, pink ear bows and pierced ears riding around in their pockets. They especially cannot name them Fifi or Chiffon.
Okay, first of all. People actually pierce their dogs ears? WTF?
I have 2 little dogs. I don't paint their nails, force them to wear bows and carry them in my pockets. I don't really see the point.
They wear clothes in cold weather, otherwise they shake. One wears pink/girly clothes because they match her personality and the other wears army/camo clothes because she's a harcore butch lesbian. (There's another stereotype for ya )
Have to button the top button on dress shirts.
Never.
Have to pretend they come from Mars.
I come from Earth...
Have to pretend they don't watch Hallmark Channel and Oprah.
Never watched Hallmark Channel, we don't have it in my country.
I do watch Oprah though, if the episode is about something interesting. Which it usually isn't.
Have to pretend they hate Nanci Pelosi and that they love Sarah Palin.
I have no idea who Nanci Pelosi is and Sarah Palin is a douche.
Can get woody at the most inconvenient times.
True.
The rest don't really apply to me.