Just two generations, huh?
I'm pretty sure that Paul told Peter that one, but it precedes even that, when Noah told it to Shem.
last night i had a dream about creation mixed in with a bunch of other "nonsense".
anyway, there was this lineup of men and women and i was supposed to pick out the real adam and eve.
everyone was totally nude.
Just two generations, huh?
I'm pretty sure that Paul told Peter that one, but it precedes even that, when Noah told it to Shem.
the following are the rules for the new anti-religion known as the bowenites:
Six:
Wanna make a rule about that?
Edited by - LittleToe on 6 August 2002 15:45:22
the following are the rules for the new anti-religion known as the bowenites:
Trauma_Hound: #35 If your a homophobe, racist, pedophile, bigot etc, don't bother joining, because we'll kick your ass
Jesika: #36 all meeting places must have windows Trauma_Hound: #37 Bullet proof windows in bad neighborhoods. onacruse: #37 No one named Rutherford is allowed Trauma_Hound: #39 Conventions will held in Las Vegas. rocky220: #39 Sin City Baby!!! ha-ha-haonacruse: #40, convention talks limited to 5 sec Trauma_Hound: #41 If you are unable to attend the Las Vegas Convention, then throw a party at your house, and post pictures. Jesika: #42 sheparding calls to be held in topless club rocky220: #43 kidnap erie guy just for kicks Jesika: #42-----if a female--male strip clubs onacruse: #44 shepherds required to grope
the following are the rules for the new anti-religion known as the bowenites:
onacruse: Rule #1, Bowenites never df anybody but JWs
Trauma_Hound: Rule #2 Bowenites don't go door to door, or tell anyone about bowenites. onacruse: Rule #3, Val is the Supreme Overbeer Trauma_Hound: Rule # 4 Bowenites don't have boring meetings that will put you to sleep. LittleToe: Rule #5 Bowenites will take NO crap!!! Valis: #6...alter chicks must be of age...and wear catholic school girl outfits for "high" mass RubyTuesday: #7 women give the talks LittleToe: #8 Men "take" the talks - Talks is a code word, right? onacruse: Rule #6, Bowenite males must were head coverings Valis: #9..jes gets to be in charge of the alter chicks LittleToe: OPtional rule#6 - or a beard Jesika: rule 10---women are head of household Trauma_Hound: #11 Smokem if you got em Valis: rule 10.5 and they must give it to the household regularly rocky220: #12 pedophiles should get castrated....... LittleToe: No rule 13, cause it's unlucky and we can be superstitious now Trauma_Hound: #12.5 pedophiles should have they're asses kicked, and fall down a flight of stairs several times, then the police called. Cowboy: amendment to #12...andc left to bleed in the desert...... Valis: rule 14...trolls get thier ass beat RubyTuesday: 14 children get to talk as much as they want in the meetings onacruse: jes, #14, roflmao is REQUIRED at all Bowenite meetings rocky220: #666 we save for people like erie guy, what a looser! Trauma_Hound: #15 The babtisimal pool, should be a jacuzzi, with bubbles, and clothing is optional. LittleToe: Rule #11 - Crush threads are compulsory - gotta know where you stand! Trauma_Hound: #16 No camping on passing the bong. LittleToe: Rule#17 no hogging the spliff Jesika: rule 18 sex is required before marrige onacruse: 19, sex is forbidden after marriage LittleToe: Lets merge rule 18 and 19, #18sex is required #19, doing away with marriage Trauma_Hound: 19 Passing of the communal bong will comence at 4:20 each day, however you can smoke anytime you want. Valis: #21 all sisters must meet at least once a week w/the Overbeer for personal loving counsel..eheheh Cowboy: rule #20-rules are made to be broken Jesika: must fill out weed reports everymonth Trauma_Hound: #22 Drunken Orgies happen at least once a month minimum. Valis: #23 Apostate Sisters Gone Wild will be sold on a donation basis only..cd dvd, vhs, 8 track..et al Valis: #24...the dramas will include full frontal nudity and at least one Monty Python reference Trauma_Hound: #25 No one person has all the power, and everyone that's a member can vote. Trauma_Hound: #27 Anyone quoting from the WTS bible should be severly beaten. Cowboy: #25 A-if you don't vote ,don't bitch Valis: t_h..hell yes #27 lap dances are mandatory at Thursday night book study and spanking w/the Aid Book Valis: 27.5 except when reading jeremiah 25:27 cause they use the word puke LittleToe: Rule #26 voting is optional and a conscience matter Trauma_Hound: #28 Unlevened bread is forbidden, unless you put peanut butter and jelly on it. Valis: #29 the sacrament should take like lucky charms and Giuness Stout...to appeal to the irish Bowenites.. Trauma_Hound: #30 Emblems should include a full bar. Jesika: #31---can't leave untill completely trashed at momoria Valis: #31 Everyone is encouraged to go where the weed is greatest Trauma_Hound: #33 If the memorial falls on a tuesday, we will have Tacos
the following are the rules for the new anti-religion known as the bowenites:
The following are the rules for the new anti-religion known as the Bowenites:
one of the most striking things about this and similar message boards concerning jehovah's witnesses is the strength of feeling jw-related discussions evoke.
as i dabble in sociology, i was wondering what you all thought about the following questions.
my objective is not to criticize persons belonging to other group but rather to attempt to grasp the dynamics of the conflicts at work here.. the questions:.
Sociologist:
I suspect you are male, are in your early twenties, and are a pseudo-intellectual.
I also suspect that you are (or have been) a JW, and have probably previously posted here under another pseudonym.
one of the most striking things about this and similar message boards concerning jehovah's witnesses is the strength of feeling jw-related discussions evoke.
as i dabble in sociology, i was wondering what you all thought about the following questions.
my objective is not to criticize persons belonging to other group but rather to attempt to grasp the dynamics of the conflicts at work here.. the questions:.
I found something in the manner, of the first post in this thread, offensive, too. It was appears manipulative and engineered. I bridle against that, even though I'm not usually too sensitive to such issues.
I think that Hillary described this best.
It isn't so much the individuals (although some a real asswipes) but the strictures of the WTS that fail the mutual understanding test. You perhaps forget that we have seen both sides of the coin, whereas those inside are barred from that observation.
If you truly expect detached consideration, from people who have been damaged (to a greater or lesser degree) by this cult, then you may have another thing coming.
take this test for yourself.
don't peek but begin the test as you scroll down and answer.
answers are for who you are now ... not who you were in the past.
I repent - I repent!!!!
My answers were as follows:
1. C - I feel my best late at night
2. C - I usually walk less fast head up, looking the world in the face
3. E - When talking to people I play with my ear, beard, etc
4. B - When relaxing, I sit with my legs crossed
5. A - When something really amuses me, I react with a big laugh
6. B - At parties I make a quiet entrance, looking for someone I know
7. B - When I'm working and I'm interrupted; I feel extremely irritated
8. B - I prefer black, over the other colours
9. A - In bed at night, I lie stretched out on my back
10. E - I u sually have dreamless sleep
POINTS:
1. (c) 6
2. (c) 7
3. (e) 6
4. (b) 6
5. (a) 6
6. (b) 4
7. (b) 2
8. (b) 7
9. (a) 7
10.(e) 6
The only alternatives I would give are 8 - I also like dark blue (-6 points), and 10 - I dream of flying (-1 point).
That might bring me down a group.
For a bit of self analysis, I would say I'm mainly the lower group, but I don't step back from a challenge. It has less to do with self-confidence, and more to do with bridling against any self-imposed limits.
I truly believe that we can achieve anything we set out to do or be, if we have the patience and willpower to strike out for it. Mind you, I would have to balance that with circumstance, because somethings are just never meant to happen...
take this test for yourself.
don't peek but begin the test as you scroll down and answer.
answers are for who you are now ... not who you were in the past.
I got 57 - does that make me a bad person?
i know there has been a anti-perfume thread.
but does anyone use light or moderate amount of perfume or aftershave?
if you do, what is your scent?
On the subject of pherimones, I heard that fresh sweat gets riper up to about 8 hours, at which point it goes off.
Givenchy Gentleman