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  My baby graduated!!!!!!!!

  by Mimilly in

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  what a week!

  on monday she had her prom.

  she was indeed the 'lady in red' with her red gown, black gloves.

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  Congrats Mimilly!!!

  I'll bet you are proud :)

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  What Would You Have Done?

  by Dutchie in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  there was a middle-aged woman in our kingdom hall who was a long time pioneer.

  she was a very warm and loving woman and so when she announced her plans for a family vacation one year some of us got together and took up a little collection so that she would have some extra money to spend.

  after all, she was working hard for jehovah and werent we supposed to show our appreciation?.

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  I would call the local authorities of the place where she was vacationing and let them know what happended..

  Then I would take out an ad in the local newspaper stating that you know who has the money and are willing to introduce the victim to the person who took it.

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  Oi tudo bem Mr. Biggs

  by D8TA in

  1. jw
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  oi, tudo bem?.

  so agora me ocorreu que vc e brasileiro.

  da onde vc e?

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  I've always wondered...shouldnt that be voulez-tu? ;)

  Avez vous un chandelier?

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  Lets get friendly! (pics are welcome)

  by SpiceItUp in

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  2. friends

  when i meet somebody for the first time i always have a few standard questions i ask them...so how about it.

  i would like to know about all you wonderful people that i chat and post with on a daily basis.

  this is me (i edited to put the link in by stephanus...thanks a bunch) .

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  Heaven...very nice pics hon ;)

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  Oi tudo bem Mr. Biggs

  by D8TA in

  1. jw
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  oi, tudo bem?.

  so agora me ocorreu que vc e brasileiro.

  da onde vc e?

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  I'm not a bilingual...

  ...but I am a cunning lingual ;)

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  JW Prince not so popular now

  by JWinSF in

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  saw this in today's san francisco "the examiner" under the 2nd page "scoop" by bill picture:.

  prince's fall.

  prince is so b-list that the management at his favorite club won't even hold his favorite booth for him anymore.

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  Cant you just invision Prince giving a #4 talk...focusing on hand gestures?

  LMAO!!!

  I would pay to see that!

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  Another JW suicide

  by Mulan in

  1. watchtower
  2. scandals

  i have just learned that there was another jw suicide in western washington (south king county) last weekend.

  the man was a young adult, in good standing, married and doing well financially.

  i can't reveal more, and this one didn't hit the news either.

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  That is terrible...my heart goes out to his family

  I'm sure the JW's will say...that happens in all religions *rolls eyes

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  THE NECKLACE..............

  by Handsome in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  she wore the necklace with the sapphire colored stone, .

  in the forest she danced, free and alone, .

  her beautiful laughter was like a song, .

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  and now...

  she is...

  a...

  dedicated...

  baptized...

  Jehovah's Witness...

  working at Bethel

  Lizard
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  Got Given A Witness Today.

  by Englishman in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  there i was, enjoying a lovely warm morning in sunny winscombe in deepest somerset whilst working on a clients roof, when out of the corner of my eye i espied 3 ladies sauntering up the road at a leisurely 0.5mph.

  aha, i thought, that looks like the pioneer crawl, there's dubs on the horizon!

  i had my car parked in the customers driveway, so i thought to myself "why not take a break now, sit in the car and munch my blt, and see if they approach?".

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  I can see it now...the big announcement following a long boring talk at the next summer convention....

  yes...that man who called himself the Englishman...

  he poked fun at the JWs out in field service and tried to humilate them and confuse them

  but Jah is much bigger than him... isnt he brothers and sisters?

  yes...

  that man...the one who ridiculed those pioneer sisters...

  is now...

  a...

  dedicated...

  baptized...

  CO in Jah's earthly organization...

  otherwise known as...

  Jehovah's Christian Witnesses

  *and the crowd goes wild

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  JW Prince not so popular now

  by JWinSF in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  saw this in today's san francisco "the examiner" under the 2nd page "scoop" by bill picture:.

  prince's fall.

  prince is so b-list that the management at his favorite club won't even hold his favorite booth for him anymore.

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  I have wondered if Prince just isnt making a mockery of Michael Jackson because of his former involvement with the JW's

  Lizard