Dear sd-7, erhm, Writing Committee.
Hello brothers at Bethel, or should I say Beth-Sarim? I missed the last meeting, but was told of this new change of name. I hope Jehovah will spare his divine wrath upon me for missing the meeting, for I was discovering the shear bliss of burying the corpses left over from Jehovah's Day of Glory. Truly wondrous, smellifying spectacle it all was. The flock of buzzards was just majestic, hovering over the dead bodies in circular formation, cleansing the earth of all the evil; the wonders of Jehovah's creation! Who can really know the mind of Jehovah? 1 Cor. 2:16
I digress brothers, I was writing in regards to a small matter that came to my attention regarding the otherwise perfectly written Beast Tower article #4. I noticed "organization" was not capitalized. If I remember correctly, last week a meeting was held that revised this understanding. Surely, our loving Theocracy deserves to represent Jehovah with dignity, and what better way than to write "Organization", as opposed to "organization"!
I'm sure this was just an oversight on your part, but alas, perfection will most certainly be achieved at the end of Christ's Millenial Reign. Surely by then, no such loving yet humble corrections will have to come from us "other sheep" (John 10:16). At the appointed time, you will most certainly share of the "divine nature" (2 Peter 1:4), and who knows if even then God will elect to keep you here, as loving Overseers, Kings, and Priests of God's new covenant (Rev. 5:10)
Send my warm love to the resurrected Abraham, I'm sure he loves his sacred duty to Jehovah operating the printing press through which such bountiful spiritual food we so depend up graces our everyday.
Your brother from another flock,
Knowsnothing.
