By the way, what is the logic behind this?
Happy birthday - Death at Armageddon
Pagan. Birthday cakes, presents, candles all have pagan origins linked to guardian angels, zodiac, and in general religious superstition.
You love yourself too much, so you deserve to be roast meat on Jehovah's Cook-Off challenge, A.K.A., Armageddon.
Merry Christmas - You just missed out on everlasting life
Pagan. Super-duper pagan. Jesus didn't erect an evergreen to commemorate his birth, rather he convinced his disciples to celebrate his death by eating his body and blood, symbolically of course. (Geez, that doesn't sound pagan at all...)
It's all good though, your body will serve as fertilizer for the New System. You will live on forever, just not the way you expected.
Happy Halloween - No resurrection for you buddy
Pagan. This one I can understand. While it's an inoffensive excuse for adults to dress up, it really does have occult roots.
Then again, what is difference in glorifying zombies, and glorifying the resurrected Jesus? Zombie Jesus?
Happy Hannukah - You made God unhappy
Hannukah is actually the celebration of the retaking of the temple in 2nd century BCE. Honestly, the only reason I can see themselves trying to distance themselves from this is that it really is culturally a Jewish-only relevant celebration. How many Christians celebrate Hannukah?
It really makes no sense, however, to completely ban this celebration, as if anything it is rejoicing in gaining back God's own Holy Temple. But, whatever. None of this is supposed to make sense, only you are expected to obey.