LOL, Expatbrit!
Posts by nilfun
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DISCO! . . . . . shake your groove thing, shake your groove thing, oh yeah!
by nicolaou inbelow is a cut & paste of a kingdom ministry service meeting outline from 24 years ago.
i swear i can remember this exact meeting.
i was 15 at the time and could not belieeeeve what i was hearing!.
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My dub mom wants to remarry
by unbeliever inbefore she can though she needs my dad to admit to adultary.
they've been divorced for years but he has never remarried and has no plans too.. she says she's in love with a widowed brother but before they go any further she wants to be scriptually free.
she called my dad and asked him if he would help her out and he laughed and hung up the phone.
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nilfun
JT RAWKS! LoL. Your comments on this thread are yet another example of why you are on my "must read list" of JWD posters.
If the mother wants to dance to Bethel's tune, then this is the price she pays.
yeap.
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Oh the Irony!
by dobby insix months ago i took a new job and have a new co-worker that i work very closely with because our duties overlap.
i have gotten to know her pretty well and although she is a very sweet person, she is extremely religious.
she is a member of a fundamentalist christian religion that has many similarities to the dubs.
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nilfun
Wow, that kid got a bag full of candy at Halloween without having to knock on doors for it, lol. Yeah, smart folks can get sucked in too.
Not sure how our relationship will end up, we have already had some heated discussions related to our differing beliefs. However, she is willing to let me have my opinion even if it doesn't agree with hers, unlike the so called friends I have left behind.
Neat!
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So many great actors/actresses from Australia....
by DanTheMan ini just saw "mulholland drive", featuring the incredibly lovely naomi watts, who pulled off what is one of the most superb acting performances i've ever witnessed, she was spectacular.
i did a little bit of internet research after seeing the movie, because it was very strange and even though i enjoyed it, i couldn't make any sense of it.
among other things, i learn that the aforementioned ms. watts is an aussie.
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nilfun
You forgot Yahoo Serious and Steve Irwin.
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zelevis has left the building
by zelevis in.
its all in the heading and incase any of u are of greek origine or know the language ....my user name is meant for all of u in a way u formed ur own congregation against god and his people ...there for my user name is a remider to u all of what u come off as.....good bye maybe some of u will see what teh world is like as i have and seek god once again maybe not watever the choice maybe god will judge u ..all off u and me aswell and al lhis peopel aswell.
bye
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nilfun
With the way I sometimes transpose letters, I had been reading your name as " Ze Elvis" (I was imagining some kind of French Elvis impersonator).
Anyway, I wish you well on your journey, take care, okay?
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"Congratulations" - WHY?
by Prisca inwhy is it a social custom to say "congratulations" to a guy when his wife/gf has had/is having a baby?.
what has he done to deserve the sentiments?
all he's done is have an orgasm and spurt some semen into her?
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nilfun
They were happy because Nina and I were happy.
That was such a sweet post , Big Tex. That's basically the reason why I say "congratulations" to parents-to-be of either sex.
For example, I recently gave my "congratulations" to Trauma Hound because I was "wishing [him] joy" (thanks for that definition, Minimus). It brought a smile to my face to see the ultasound he was sharing; and for a while, his joy became my joy, and I congratulated him because I wanted him to know that I was so happy for him.
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Mischief Idea
by joenobody innow normally i don't have the time or patience for the threads that suggest ideas for making mischief at jw meetings etc., but i thought about an idea that would be pretty funny.
alot of halls use wireless mikes these days.
it'd be pretty funny to get some inside information and find out what model and frequency a local kh was using and add some dialogue to an in-progress meeting from outside with your own mike... snicker when the speaker says something ridiculous, whisper "baloney" after a bald-face lie, impersonate jah and tell everyone you are very displeased and to cut the crap already...
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nilfun
My only regret is due to my inactive status, I won't be around to hear it. Woulda loved for something crazy and/or unusual to happen during the meetings. Anything to relieve the grinding boredom! (exception: being robbed by sword-wielding samuri-ninjas)
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Finally sharing my story!
by morty infor those who have not met me my name is michelle.
(aka.mortons68)thank-you walter for the post earlyer last week for welcoming me.i have been wanting to do a post to introduce myself,but have not had the guts to tell my story.for one,i am very new to the computer , two, i was not sure about opening my life to complete strangers,and three ,my spelling and grammer is not that great at all.
vicki,thanks for leading me to this site.
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nilfun
Awesome story! I'm so glad you shared it with us
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This is what a forty is!
by got my forty homey? in.
this is what a forty is homeys?.
got something for my drink!?
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nilfun
Ahh, looks like a perfect summertime pic. But something seems to be amiss...hmmmm...lemme go through the checklist...
Forty in hand..check!
lawnchair is set at just the right angle....check!
Got the tunes playing...check!
Got the bar-b-que fired up...che-- ...wait..
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...why is the BBQ thingie hidden beneath that striped cosy? That's valuable BBQ time being wasted, Mister Forty!
I knew something was missing from the pic....
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Nice of me to pop in
by hippikon inhi all _ just passing to say hi !
- who is going to buy mr a beer
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nilfun
lesseee..that's
fivesix beers under Mister Hippi's belt so far...only a few more and we can have our way with him...Muahahahaha