EntirelyPossible

Joined

• started 44 topics
• posted 5,593 times   see topics posted on
• send a message

Posts by EntirelyPossible

• 
  53

  I found it!

  by N.drew in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  this is an illustration that best describes in human terms what i believe eve did.. picture the litle pieces of paper that contain an alcohol prep swab.. sometimes i come accross one that is old*, and it's been hanging around for a while.. so what comes to mind is; "i wonder if it is still damp?".

  i could open it to check (that is what our mother did).. or i could throw it away (that is what god did not do).. or i could leave it alone.. if i open it, then i will either pretend i need it and use it, then throw it away.. or i should throw it away.

  .

  1. 
  2. 
  3. 
• 

  EntirelyPossible

  Why aren't you on gchat?
• 
  53

  I found it!

  by N.drew in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  this is an illustration that best describes in human terms what i believe eve did.. picture the litle pieces of paper that contain an alcohol prep swab.. sometimes i come accross one that is old*, and it's been hanging around for a while.. so what comes to mind is; "i wonder if it is still damp?".

  i could open it to check (that is what our mother did).. or i could throw it away (that is what god did not do).. or i could leave it alone.. if i open it, then i will either pretend i need it and use it, then throw it away.. or i should throw it away.

  .

  1. 
  2. 
  3. 
• 

  EntirelyPossible

  STOP THE CRAZY TALK POOPSIE!
• 
  53

  I found it!

  by N.drew in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  this is an illustration that best describes in human terms what i believe eve did.. picture the litle pieces of paper that contain an alcohol prep swab.. sometimes i come accross one that is old*, and it's been hanging around for a while.. so what comes to mind is; "i wonder if it is still damp?".

  i could open it to check (that is what our mother did).. or i could throw it away (that is what god did not do).. or i could leave it alone.. if i open it, then i will either pretend i need it and use it, then throw it away.. or i should throw it away.

  .

  1. 
  2. 
  3. 
• 

  EntirelyPossible

  But...but....my illustration doesn't fit with the society's take on it.

  They don't make sense either, so at least you're giving them a run for their money.
• 
  53

  I found it!

  by N.drew in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  this is an illustration that best describes in human terms what i believe eve did.. picture the litle pieces of paper that contain an alcohol prep swab.. sometimes i come accross one that is old*, and it's been hanging around for a while.. so what comes to mind is; "i wonder if it is still damp?".

  i could open it to check (that is what our mother did).. or i could throw it away (that is what god did not do).. or i could leave it alone.. if i open it, then i will either pretend i need it and use it, then throw it away.. or i should throw it away.

  .

  1. 
  2. 
  3. 
• 

  EntirelyPossible

  Jewel, of course you can. People that DO speak it don't seem to understand what they are saying either, so I think it's a wash.

  N. Drew, you don't have to shine to any poster. Just make sense.
• 
  53

  I found it!

  by N.drew in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  this is an illustration that best describes in human terms what i believe eve did.. picture the litle pieces of paper that contain an alcohol prep swab.. sometimes i come accross one that is old*, and it's been hanging around for a while.. so what comes to mind is; "i wonder if it is still damp?".

  i could open it to check (that is what our mother did).. or i could throw it away (that is what god did not do).. or i could leave it alone.. if i open it, then i will either pretend i need it and use it, then throw it away.. or i should throw it away.

  .

  1. 
  2. 
  3. 
• 

  EntirelyPossible

  My boss? Satan, of course. Lord of Darkness, Ruler of Hell, Prince of Death, Bringer of War, Grammar Nazi, Most High Ruler of Internally Consistent Logic.

  
• 
  53

  I found it!

  by N.drew in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  this is an illustration that best describes in human terms what i believe eve did.. picture the litle pieces of paper that contain an alcohol prep swab.. sometimes i come accross one that is old*, and it's been hanging around for a while.. so what comes to mind is; "i wonder if it is still damp?".

  i could open it to check (that is what our mother did).. or i could throw it away (that is what god did not do).. or i could leave it alone.. if i open it, then i will either pretend i need it and use it, then throw it away.. or i should throw it away.

  .

  1. 
  2. 
  3. 
• 

  EntirelyPossible

  This makes sense?

  Sorry, I will clarify. Three times in a row you made no sense whatsoever. Three is typically used for emphasis and I was alluding to that.

  Sorry if my minor grammatical typo scared or confused you.
• 
  53

  I found it!

  by N.drew in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  this is an illustration that best describes in human terms what i believe eve did.. picture the litle pieces of paper that contain an alcohol prep swab.. sometimes i come accross one that is old*, and it's been hanging around for a while.. so what comes to mind is; "i wonder if it is still damp?".

  i could open it to check (that is what our mother did).. or i could throw it away (that is what god did not do).. or i could leave it alone.. if i open it, then i will either pretend i need it and use it, then throw it away.. or i should throw it away.

  .

  1. 
  2. 
  3. 
• 

  EntirelyPossible

  But I can be convinced otherwise. Wanna try?

  Sorry, I don't speak Batshit Crazy languange.
• 
  53

  I found it!

  by N.drew in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  this is an illustration that best describes in human terms what i believe eve did.. picture the litle pieces of paper that contain an alcohol prep swab.. sometimes i come accross one that is old*, and it's been hanging around for a while.. so what comes to mind is; "i wonder if it is still damp?".

  i could open it to check (that is what our mother did).. or i could throw it away (that is what god did not do).. or i could leave it alone.. if i open it, then i will either pretend i need it and use it, then throw it away.. or i should throw it away.

  .

  1. 
  2. 
  3. 
• 

  EntirelyPossible

  There you go with your absolutes again EP. Do you hear yourself?

  I didn't say anything in terms of absolutes. I said they TEND to make absolutely no sense, not that they always do. There you go with your grammar problems again.

  You are so right EP alcohol swaps are a modern invention sort of kind of. You want a comma? Put it in yourself.

  Case in point. This makes absolutely no sense.

  EP, wrong spelling? Fix it yourself, if it matters. Oh, sorry, poor thing, got no imagination? A pity, really.

  And you just seconded your own motion. This makes no sense either.

  Do not open the paper, the alcohol is there for an emergency (when needed) Do I have to say tree of life?

  Open it because you just need to know, then the alcohol dries quickly (very quickly) and it becomes good for nothing.

  Bed bug, Ep, all the trolls, if you don't know what an alcohol prep swab is, then (can I say) shut up.

  And you just used to the power of three to confirm it. You aren't making sense.
• 
  53

  I found it!

  by N.drew in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  this is an illustration that best describes in human terms what i believe eve did.. picture the litle pieces of paper that contain an alcohol prep swab.. sometimes i come accross one that is old*, and it's been hanging around for a while.. so what comes to mind is; "i wonder if it is still damp?".

  i could open it to check (that is what our mother did).. or i could throw it away (that is what god did not do).. or i could leave it alone.. if i open it, then i will either pretend i need it and use it, then throw it away.. or i should throw it away.

  .

  1. 
  2. 
  3. 
• 

  EntirelyPossible

  I think it was just that your analogies tend to make absolutely no sense.
• 
  87

  Spong: "Why We Must Reclaim The Bible From Fundamentalists"

  by leavingwt in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  john shelby spong, the retired american bishop, has written a new book.

  his article, below, briefly explains the purpose of his new book.

  why we must reclaim the bible from fundamentalists.

  1. 
  2. 
  3. 
• 

  EntirelyPossible

  Yes, reclaim the bible from them. Why should they get all the fun blaming Jews for the death of Jesus?