have you ever seen a stop sign?.
what if it were a "decelerate until stationary!
"sign, instead?.
Terry, I was making a funny comment, but yours are absolutely spot on! I have read your comments over the years with high interest and appreciated the thought process you have (lurking for 2-3 years...)
Thank you my friend for your persistance! 10.871 posts times average of 10 minutes, makes you the UBBER-Special Pioneer amongst Apostates
Yes! God likes Americans and Brits and Germans. The Proclaimers book says that Hitler probably invaded Europe because "there were the highest concentrations of annointed JWs living".
Since he choose to setup HQ in USA, it is a fact that the first thousands of annointed where white, middle-upper class, male americans, followed by brits and germans. So, there you have it.
Aahhh, since a religion founded and started in the US, this delayed the acceptance of the "true religion" in Asian, African and Arabic countries (harder to swallow, preaching started relatively late in some of these countries) > survival chance: lower participation of vietnamese as rulers in heaven: very low.
There you have it, God is a white, male, bearded man that loves Apple pie....
have you ever seen a stop sign?.
what if it were a "decelerate until stationary!
"sign, instead?.
I will take a shot at an even simpler K.I.S.S. explanation of 1914:
1914 year of World War 1...............
...................NOTHING ELSE!
Life is so simple.
the july 15 wt mentioned how god is still resting...confident that his plan is being worked out.
for some reason i had never thought about why the hell god would even need or want a "rest day"....i mean for crying out loud according wt god only created one thing....da baby jesus.
how boring to let him create everything else.
can you imagine a great artist creating only one work of art, then quitting, and being content to watch some other artist create ALL other art while the resting artist somehow still gets all the credit?.................................oompa
You see brother oompa, this is because you are having friendship with apostates. You've got it all wrong there.
god created ONE artist. This artist works day and night and does all the work for god. god takes credit for OTHER peoples work. He also intends to destroy and kill billions of people, but he found 7 million brave preachers who have the sole responsability to warn others (otherwise they will be accountable for his mass-killing-party). Don't you see it, brother?
God invented the concept of Passive Income. Afterwards he went to create the biggest MLM company on earth. The WT$ just resembles this great plan. A dream come true! He can sit on his heavenly couch, play Nintendo and have all the workforce he wants.
do you hate lawlessness?.
can the elders enforce any laws since they cannot read hearts?
love one another.
....and gluttony! When did you read about eating too much? It is mentioned in the same bible line as drunkness and fornication...and yet, the SOC$ never addresses this. Eating too much will also cause mental problems and unfocused thinking....
The bible & religion always bashed SEX and EROTIC but welcomed murder and death. F$#% these people...
....what is so wrong with naked bodies and sexual relations? At least that is something natural....murdering people seems to be more natural to lovely bible readers....
....now I have to go and watch some porn, to forget this horrible article...
in today's watchtower study, towards the end, you had one of those typical comments by a former df'ed witness expressing appreciation for being shunned.
these comments always remind me of a stalinist show trial in which the accused enthusiastically accepts being executed for the greater good (probably to save his family).. after this kind of nonsense is expressed, you will get a flurry of self righteous comments emphasizing how important it is to shun your disfellowshipped relatives, so that they can come back in the "truth".. oh, really?
do any of these people raising their hand realize that, if the "success" of disfellowshipping depends on your shunning, then the "repentant" person is "coming back in the truth" for the sake of their relatives -and not because of fearing jehovah !!!???.
Shunning is like corrosion to the Borg....
yeah i thought the 4-some thing would hook some of you guys in lol!.
she is about 24 and has three other gay jw roommates and has for a few years.
virtually everyone knows they are gay.
Are you guys/gals kidding? Double-life? That is as cheesy as a Big Mac.....I've had to do the Tripple and Quadruple-Life thingy...hehehe
(I still do, still in, fading, for sake of the family....)
I also would love to live in the same room with 4 lesbian sisters....and by the way: if they are cute, their sins are forgiven.
(I was an elder for 15+ years and you would not believe how often "they" would forgive the sinner if she was nice and beautiful....)
Some of the elders in judicial committees would request the person to describe the acts in shameful details (sometimes I just wanted
to dissappear as the questions where really, really embarrassing...
Afterwards one of the guys would sit down and type a complete report on an S-82 Form to send it off to the society. I sometimes thought that someone in the Service Department must be wanking his carrot reading this stuff...
in today's watchtower study, towards the end, you had one of those typical comments by a former df'ed witness expressing appreciation for being shunned.
these comments always remind me of a stalinist show trial in which the accused enthusiastically accepts being executed for the greater good (probably to save his family).. after this kind of nonsense is expressed, you will get a flurry of self righteous comments emphasizing how important it is to shun your disfellowshipped relatives, so that they can come back in the "truth".. oh, really?
do any of these people raising their hand realize that, if the "success" of disfellowshipping depends on your shunning, then the "repentant" person is "coming back in the truth" for the sake of their relatives -and not because of fearing jehovah !!!???.
I saw a lot of screwed up faces from both visitors and witnesses and there was a huge lack of comments on that whole section (the other ones either husbands or wives were quick to comment on "you shouldn't drink" it's an issue among wives in our congregation and "you shouldn't watch pornography", I guess it's an issue everywhere). The cheap stab at "Twilight, the series" in the picture (VeinLove, the series, the number of letters actually matches Twilight) and the ugliest wife with button-up pajama's in the other picture, I would need some porn too to get hot for that.
Anony mous > I just spat on my screen, laughing because of your comments. Spot on! During our WT Study the
conductor asked what this gentleman was doing, I wanted to raise my hand and say: "He is about to start chocking the bishop and go to sleep, like every good men do".
NOBODY raised their hand at the porn section of this study, so the conductor (he is hipocritical, arrogant elder) goes like: "Soo, nobody knows anything about pornography, then?" A older sister raised her hand....(she is 67.....) Hahahahahahaha.... I told the regular pioneer sister that was sitting next to me "Hey babe, can you stroke me..." ehm...wrong line...I told her: "The more we talk about a topic, the more people will become curious...isn't it?" She said: "Yes, you are probably right...."
yeah i thought the 4-some thing would hook some of you guys in lol!.
she is about 24 and has three other gay jw roommates and has for a few years.
virtually everyone knows they are gay.
I saw the word lesbian...and thought....well, lets see...that sound interesting, from a scientific point of view...
" at the bottom of the image on the back of the invitation raises some eyebrows, but last night in the routine district convention article during the service meeting, i caught that one of the paragraphs mentioned that we would be encouraged to keep a copy of the tract in hand for a discussion during sunday's last talk.
my guess is, there is going to be some new revelation about what the "?
" represents, or some other fangled idea.
So with this new picture/tract JW's are all so busy trying to figure out if they should consider the atheletes fungus in the equation as well. Whens it going to happan? By what means? How close?
That, my friend is a sacred secret!!! Only a few men, sitting at a conference table in Brooklyn get that information from sweet angels that whisper into their ears...
...BUT, be assured that the stone is flying now for almost 100 years (in slow motion because god loves John Woo movies!) and is about to crash into the first toe, only until the last fungus has dissappeared will we see the End. Also, the Bible states that the Statue will fall on its nose, and boy, what a free fall for the nations....but that statue is a big ass figurine and it will fall down for another 200 years...enough time for the WT$ to make billions of hard cold US$.
Millions now donated will never dry!
