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  Last weekends assembly low-lights in Newburgh, ny

  by Silent_Scream in

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  2. bible

  1) on saturday's last talk by the do, he made a cool illustration.

  he said "imagine my wife found a picture of another woman in my wallet.

  and when she approaches my about it, i say 'oh, thats only because she reminds me of you.

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  Intel

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WUD-nhsmkw&feature=related&noredirect=1
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  Last weekends assembly low-lights in Newburgh, ny

  by Silent_Scream in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  1) on saturday's last talk by the do, he made a cool illustration.

  he said "imagine my wife found a picture of another woman in my wallet.

  and when she approaches my about it, i say 'oh, thats only because she reminds me of you.

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  Intel

  [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WUD-nhsmkw&feature=related&noredirect=1[/url]
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  New Field Service Policy - jw's assigned to neighborhoods

  by skeeter1 in

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  2. friends

  i am looking for confirmation on the following:.

  jws are now being individually assigned to smaller territories, and they are told to consistently work that same territory over & over again.

  the reason is that the watchtower wants the jws to build relationships with the people in that area.

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  Intel

  I think this member of the GB says it best:

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WUD-nhsmkw&feature=related&noredirect=1

  That resumes ONE AND FOR ALL all the answers that the Watchtower needs to hear. FOREVER!
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  Blondie's Comments You Will Not Hear at the 11-13-2011 WT Study (RUN RACE)

  by blondie in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  that the runners in a race all run, but only.

  in the christian race, all who finish win that.

  you do to finish and thus win that race?.

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  Intel

  Outlaw:

  It's nothing more than "putting in time", punching the big "celestial" clock to get "your paycheck". Check out this picture of a special pioneer, boosting about his 200.000 hours (literally!):

  http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=156328867729586&set=a.155739734455166.34235.100000574220781&type=1&theater

  Good Job Blondie! Keep up girl.
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  ugh... constant reminders... LEAVE ME ALONE!!!

  by irondork in

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  2. friends

  i took an air conditioner window unit out of the window to store it for the season and a couple of air stream direction tabs fell out of the vents.. .

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  Intel

  This is how I react to to all Watchtower-things.

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuRr3l6s6D4

  (by the way, don't click the link if you don't like the F... word!)
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  21 October

  by DagothUr in

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  2. friends

  it's 21 october and no rapture, no armaggeddon, no nothing.

  camping and obves, where are you?.

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  Intel

  How about this:
  
  We create a new financial trading instrument based on religious nutcases and sects.
  This is how it works:
  
  For every prediction the church should allow bets (basically short selling) against their prediction. Since they are firm believers of their own bullshit, they should have no problem in taking the other side of the trade.
  
  IF the Rapture happens: BINGO! Good for the church, they won't pay and will be partying away with jesus and hopefully some good looking hookers in heaven.
  
  IF the Rapture was a failure: BINGO! Everybody that called bullshit, can go and exchange his options paper AGAINST the church's wealth. If they go broke then it will be a good thing because all other churches will be more careful with predictions.
  
  IF they are NOT willing to take bets, then they are NOT firm believers of their prophecy...
  
  I need to take shorts against the Watchtower Society...
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  21 October

  by DagothUr in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  it's 21 october and no rapture, no armaggeddon, no nothing.

  camping and obves, where are you?.

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  Intel

  Guys, guys, guys....it HAPPENED!!! According to this video it was invisible (does that remind you of someone???)

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ei4QhBS-w7o

  I would like to get a phone call from my bank:

  Bank: "Sir, we noticed that you haven't paid your loan?"

  Me: "I certainly did!"

  Bank: "We can't find any payment from you."

  Me: "It was invisible. There must be invisible money....go look and don't call me again."
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  More info about Max Larson

  by Iamallcool in

  1. jw
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  http://www.jw-archive.org/search/label/max%20larson.

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  Intel

  Another one bites the dust...Guess he is all ready manage a new printing facility in Paradise LOL
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  A story of True Love-Make sure you have kleenex handy...

  by ohiocowboy in

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  2. friends

  here is a story of a couple who were married for 72 years, and died just an hour apart while holding hands.

  true love can still be found!.

  here.

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  Intel

  This isn't bad either...

  Horace Greasley - absolutely unbelievable what this man has done for Love (or Sex?):

  http://www.cracked.com/article_19219_the-7-craziest-things-ever-done-to-get-laid.html
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  Which Governing body member will die next?? Will things change?

  by Witness 007 in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  i will review this post when it happens so.....prophecy time!

  who will guess correct!

  my $50 is on theodore jarc born in 1925?

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  Intel

  I was told that Samuel Herd has diabetes. Yes he is next to die due to his age and his race. If he was white, He might have lived little bit more longer.

  I was told if you are black, you are more likely to die earlier.

  Yep. I can confirm that. When I was a Bethelite, he was installed in my room (best furniture/TV LOL) and he could barely give the talk and had to be taken back to the room. Guy was shooting insulin every few hours, the room smelled like an hospital...