so, i'd love to start some threads debunking biblical miracles as the fairytale fiction that they are.
the first i'd like to start off with is jehovah supposedly making the sun stand still to allow joshua's army enough daylight to conquer the amorites.
here's a quote sentex.net explaining why this would be completely impossible:.
Noah's little Litter Box: I have a small cat. I have to change her Litter Box at least ONCE a week, because you know....cat piss...well you know what I mean. I don't want to weight the shit that comes out of an elephants ass in a WEEK!
Just changing my cats litter box makes me unbelieving and atheistic....
continuing on my objective sojourn through the latest watchtower study editions, i thought i would write a few words about the article "god's rest - have you entered into it?
" taken from the july 15th watchtower.
incidentally, this watchtower is the same one that i discussed on my previous post concerning the society's latest bout of apostate-bashing.
The Nazi GESTAPO could learn a thing or two from the Watchtower Society......the Pharisees would be delighted to see that their little, stupid religion survived two millenia....
so, i'd love to start some threads debunking biblical miracles as the fairytale fiction that they are.
the first i'd like to start off with is jehovah supposedly making the sun stand still to allow joshua's army enough daylight to conquer the amorites.
here's a quote sentex.net explaining why this would be completely impossible:.
trailerfitter: Go ahead. I loved to read RunningMans "The Atheist's Book of Bible Stories" (he is/was a poster on this forum). Excellent reading. Really outstanding and fresh reasoning. Do you know his pdf??? Maybe you could expand on some of the stuff he wrote (Salomons Temple: size and people working on it: impossible. Millions of Jews in the Desert-Myth, Demons f........ female humans: laughable and why, etc.etc.)
He used to give that pdf away (22 Chapters)....
ok, so the one scripture that supports the "overlapping generations" doctrine is the one about joseph having brothers, right?.
well, then, logically, if that scripture buttresses the glorious new light - and we know how long that "generation" was - we should be able to calculate the date for armageddon, no?.
allowing for a maximum period starting with the year of the birth of the eldest brother (reuben if i'm not mistaken), and ending with the year of the death of the youngest (benjamin, correct?
Millions now living will overlapp Millions being born now
This would give Rutherford a boner...
an earlier thread about pants suits for women led me on this tangent.
women make up the majorty of witnesses.
they cannot be suppressed without their acquiescene.
It's no picnic being groomed and expected from boyhood to be the leader...to be an example...to stand alone on the stage...have all the answers...conduct the meetings...be the strong one ...the protector....the decisoin maker...the bread winner etc especially when all of those things are the last thing you want to be. Many a Man would love nothing more that to throw it all aside sit back and criticize with the ladies while someone else takes the drivers seat.
Lets face it....no one gets out of this religion or even life without being crammed into some kind of mold or forced to be someone other than their natural authentic selves. A lot of women want men to be strong , ambitious, high wage earners and leaders and yet often resent men for the influence and power they gain by being thrust into those roles.
P.S. Men were created with tenderness and parental instincts as well. Women haven't corned the market on all that is good in the human race. Although we adore them individually on the whole there is a tendency for some women to blame men for their problems and for men not to come to their own defense when needed.
Excellent post exwhyzee!!! I wholeheartedly support your comments, since they where exactly how I felt.
My father left "the TrUtH" when I was 15 and I constantly got a slap on the back by elders telling me, in front of my mother, that now I have to be a "good boy" and become the "spiritual guide" for the family and set an example......it was too much weight for a teenager that was confused and barely knew where left and right is. Later on it was my wife. Constant "privilege seeking"-modus really weighted down on my health and persona.
She went sour on me the day I walked to the Branch Committee and gave up my Bethelite Status, Bethel Elder and all the other "shiny theocratic medals"......THAT day marked the beginning of the end of our relationship!
Yes, my friend you are certainly talking out of experience: It's no picnic...
here is a (transcribed) letter that all elders received regarding the elder school of 2012. the emphasis is not mine.. this letter is your invitation to attend the school for congregation elders at the location and dates shown below:.
please acknowledge receipt and acceptance of this invitation by completing and returning the enclosed confirmation form to the school for congregation elders desk using the enclosed pre-addressed envelope.
this should be returned no more than two weeks after receipt of this letter.
Thanks cult classic......didn't think that it could sound funny.....
I didn't mention that the exemplary-JW-wifey had a rather big collection of antique dolls, you know the ones that have that creepy look....white-skinned-creepy-look-dolls.....
.....i had to decide whether to look to the wall and stare into the dead-look of these babies or to roll to the inside of the bed and stare into the back of a sleeping ministerial servant, with a strange smell......it took me a long time to fall asleep.......
......this is not my funniest story........maybe I should open a thread and share some of the more bizarre things with you.......
here is a (transcribed) letter that all elders received regarding the elder school of 2012. the emphasis is not mine.. this letter is your invitation to attend the school for congregation elders at the location and dates shown below:.
please acknowledge receipt and acceptance of this invitation by completing and returning the enclosed confirmation form to the school for congregation elders desk using the enclosed pre-addressed envelope.
this should be returned no more than two weeks after receipt of this letter.
Sorry guys for my overall "pissed off"-graphical description of those times......but some events and memories as a JW really upset me, and make me angry. I surely hope that this will also go away.....
....this is my 3rd month out of the cult. I have a lovely new girlfriend (my wife left me) and I am starting to embrace a new, colorful and lovely life. I am staying right now at her family and they are wonderful, lovely people (this for being "worldly" - unbelievable lies)
Elder school: NEVER AGAIN!
here is a (transcribed) letter that all elders received regarding the elder school of 2012. the emphasis is not mine.. this letter is your invitation to attend the school for congregation elders at the location and dates shown below:.
please acknowledge receipt and acceptance of this invitation by completing and returning the enclosed confirmation form to the school for congregation elders desk using the enclosed pre-addressed envelope.
this should be returned no more than two weeks after receipt of this letter.
I used to teach at that school, too. Now, thinking back I can't understand how I managed to go through that shit without shooting myself.
We had to stay with brave, exemplary local JW-lunatics. One of these morons gave me and a smelly ministerial servant the SAME BED - it was their marriage bed. It was very, very, very awkward to sleep with another man in the same room AND IN THE SAME F...... BED!!! But it was late and we where tired, so brother "smartass-ministerial-servant" slept on the edge of the right side and I slept on the outer, outer edge of the left side...could get sleep, had to give a talk and breakfast was non-existant.
THANKS MORONS for ruining a perfect week, that I took off and my boss took off my salary. Thanks a lot!!!
I would rather hit my thumb with an hammer than sitting through that mental-diarreah for five days....
http://www.jehovahs-witness.net/members/private/215188/1/my-last-po-just-opened-a-brand-new-yogurt-place.
I went the other day to a shopping mall where lots of "wanted-to-be-my-brothers-and-sisters-but-where-just-fakes" hang around - WITH my hot date. One of the elders wifes saw me and I looked at her with a smug smile. She looked - not so much with the dirty looks - but the cold killer looks.
Do it. It will boost your ego. It gave me a rush of pure joy!!!!!!!!
with many of us here on jwn in a fading state trying to stay halfway connected to jw relatives - i thought it would be informative and helpful to know what the wt society is telling jehovah's witnesses about who or who should not be their close friends.
so if you experience even more shunning than normal - this article may be influencing some jw's to do this.
you won't find any new information here- but the wt society is definitely trying to control who witnesses hang out with.. in the article " is your recreation beneficial " ?
dontplaceliterature: I observed this phenomenon with my, soon-to-be-former-wife and my sisters (all eagerly pioneering). They would become all friendly and warm to somebody - AS LONG AS THEY CONTINUED TO STUDY! - they would go out of their way helping these Bible studies finding jobs, moving homes, etc.
As soon as they stopped studying, they would drop them like dead horses with the black plague! Some of these people would call my ex-wife back and ask why she stopped coming to their house.....really embarrassing.
Because of policies like this I have lost good, good friends. F&%$ the WT$ and their cultish rules!!!
