I had sex with my husband on our first date
You married him having never dated before....quite unusual, me thinks!?
mac, easily confused class
Posts by Mac
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93Is There Anything That You'd Like to Talk About??
by minimus inwhat's on your mind?
share your darkest, deepest thoughts with us......
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Mac
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NFL 2004
by Big Tex init's official: deion has signed with baltimore.
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=1871188
too bad dallas couldn't sign him.
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Mac
PS -- Go Bears!!!!
Purza.......
can't quite put my finger on it but, there is something I really like about you!!!!!!!!!!
mac, lovie class
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See my life through my eyes
by ballistic inwouldnt it be a strange thing if you could see someone elses life through your own eyes for a couple of hours.
not just a different life but seeing how other people experience life.
apparently, we all wire our brains up differently when growing.
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Mac
Hell...sometimes I can't see life through my own damn eyes......Murine anyone?
mac
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Morons who steal my laundry detergent.
by Nancy Drake ini thought the bottle was feeling a little light one day, but i thought maybe my boyfriend did a couple loads (yeah, right.
) then after i bought a full bottle, did one load, and came back to an almost empty bottle, i knew it was theft.
since then, i have to lock it up.
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Mac
I'm always tempted to steal some 'suds"!
mac
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A new song for all those ladies who have been misled in the past......
by stillajwexelder ina new song for all those ladies who have been misled in the past......sung to the tune of " i will survive".
at first i was afraid, i was petrified,.
when you said you had 10 inches lord i almost died,.
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Mac
Huh...it's not ALL about me?
mac, rude awakening class *weeps*
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AAAAAAAAAAKkkk! Panic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by hillbilly inboy did i mess up............ i asked someone out for saturday night..... and she said "yes".............. what do i do now?
jesus, i'd rather give a bobcat a sandpaper enema than go out.... and nearly 3 days to worry about this............what was i thinking?.
------hillbilly (first date with a real babe in years class)
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Mac
for this event I am upgrading to Wranglers....No strap to casually drop off of my sloping shoulders....
(((Hilly))) (manly hugs) ..
We're gonna start working on those delts next..........
How the hell are ya my friend?
mac
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A new song for all those ladies who have been misled in the past......
by stillajwexelder ina new song for all those ladies who have been misled in the past......sung to the tune of " i will survive".
at first i was afraid, i was petrified,.
when you said you had 10 inches lord i almost died,.
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Mac
LOL!
Oh.....so you think it's funny, huh, Britches? Try walking a mile in my skivvies......errrrrr, wait....that's not how that saying goes. mac, ya know I'm sensitive class
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AAAAAAAAAAKkkk! Panic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by hillbilly inboy did i mess up............ i asked someone out for saturday night..... and she said "yes".............. what do i do now?
jesus, i'd rather give a bobcat a sandpaper enema than go out.... and nearly 3 days to worry about this............what was i thinking?.
------hillbilly (first date with a real babe in years class)
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Mac
I have TWO shirts ironed,
Damn Hilly...you know, it's not gonna be nearly as sexy when ya drop that bib strap if yer wearing a shirt fer chrisake!! I thought you were aware of this stuff!!!!!!
I encourage you to concentrate on the important details such as this...the autonomic nervous system will take care of itself.
mac
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A new song for all those ladies who have been misled in the past......
by stillajwexelder ina new song for all those ladies who have been misled in the past......sung to the tune of " i will survive".
at first i was afraid, i was petrified,.
when you said you had 10 inches lord i almost died,.
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Mac
I was ready for a big mac and you've bought me a French fry,
Damn...they're on to me !!!!!!!
mac
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Satan was at my front door when I got home today...
by Confucious inbut my girlfriend who was never a dub, bought a pumpkin and set it out on the front door.
at first, i was like, "omg.
it's a pumpkin and we're almost in october!!!
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Mac
are some vegetable more demonized and others not?
Yes, I believe this to be true...and that is why we are carving kohlrabi for Halloween this year . I once had some very strange things occur after bringing some into the house...my taste buds were altered to such an extent that I swore I was eating turnips even though my logical mind told me I was not. And, all the while it was cooking the eerie scent of cabbage filled the room, sending a shiver through all...I take comfort in knowing that I was not the only witness to this strange phenomenon. It has been speculated that the unsettling happenings surrounding the plant may not be so much attributable to it but, to the fact that I purchased it at a vegetable stand located at a garage sale. The ghastly shadows cast upon the dining room wall as the kitchen light passed by the strange abberant organic entities placed on the island seperating the two rooms still haunt me to this day causing me to question......of this earth...or not?
mac, jack-o-rabi class
*sidenote..they're small so, it's a bitch finding candles that fit!
* grrr..............can't format worth a damn