LOL.....it was more of a hum!
Posts by Mac
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21Animal sensors/toll way
by Mac indon't trust them!!!!!
was coming home to indiana from ohio early this morning on the toll road and a deer landed right in front of me...no time to break or swerve and a fraction of a second and amazing leaping skills saved his/her life and maybe mine!!!
i couldn't help thinking about the fact that i'm not a speeder (hell, i even make complete stops at signs...james dean, i'm not!
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Animal sensors/toll way
by Mac indon't trust them!!!!!
was coming home to indiana from ohio early this morning on the toll road and a deer landed right in front of me...no time to break or swerve and a fraction of a second and amazing leaping skills saved his/her life and maybe mine!!!
i couldn't help thinking about the fact that i'm not a speeder (hell, i even make complete stops at signs...james dean, i'm not!
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Wow Scoots, sounds like you bagged your limit...hope they were in season!!! :) Like you I'm tucked away in the woods so I have to keep my eyes peeled all the time. I've been fortunate to only have bumped one in the tail in all these years but there have been many a close call and as you said...when there is one there are usually more and you can almost place bets that after they have all passed there will be that one straggler that was just waiting for you to proceed forward again.....grrrrrrrr!
Dan, it's common knowledge that I have a reaction time of 1 minute and 27 seconds...do you really think it advisable for me to drive like you?? ;P
Val...though they may be effective, those damned deer whistles make my glands hurt after blowing on them for a while. :) -
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Jehovah Hates Foreskins!!!!!!!!!
by gumby inmoses is preparing his "make my brother do it " speech to jehovah cuz he's ascard to have to talk to pharoah about lettin his people go from eygpt.
the lord butts in and goes bi-polor on moses ass and tells him he's gonna kill his sorry arse cuz moses kids dinger still looks like an anteater and the lord wants then damn thing snipped off pronto or he's gonna kill em!
4:24 and it came to pass by the way in the inn, that the lord met him, [ moses ]and sought to kill him.
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Maybe the Hoba wanted us menz to have hidey parts too??????? Just a forethought.......
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Animal sensors/toll way
by Mac indon't trust them!!!!!
was coming home to indiana from ohio early this morning on the toll road and a deer landed right in front of me...no time to break or swerve and a fraction of a second and amazing leaping skills saved his/her life and maybe mine!!!
i couldn't help thinking about the fact that i'm not a speeder (hell, i even make complete stops at signs...james dean, i'm not!
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By the way.I'm talking about the notification lights on the road...not those useless plastic thingies you place on yer bumper..my insurance company used to give a discount if you had them installed but, has since retracted that offer.wonder why??
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Animal sensors/toll way
by Mac indon't trust them!!!!!
was coming home to indiana from ohio early this morning on the toll road and a deer landed right in front of me...no time to break or swerve and a fraction of a second and amazing leaping skills saved his/her life and maybe mine!!!
i couldn't help thinking about the fact that i'm not a speeder (hell, i even make complete stops at signs...james dean, i'm not!
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Ramano is the one! ;P mac
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Animal sensors/toll way
by Mac indon't trust them!!!!!
was coming home to indiana from ohio early this morning on the toll road and a deer landed right in front of me...no time to break or swerve and a fraction of a second and amazing leaping skills saved his/her life and maybe mine!!!
i couldn't help thinking about the fact that i'm not a speeder (hell, i even make complete stops at signs...james dean, i'm not!
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LOL.Go Speed Racer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Do ALL men cheat??
by ChakkaConned ini was watching an old eddie murphy hbo special a few weeks ago where he was talking about relationships.
in his bit, he went off on how all men cheat on their wives and girlfriends.
he was adamant that even the nicest of guys will take the opportunity to cheat if given the chance and that women need to understand that this is the way it is, 100% of the time.
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No...and even given opportunity I don't believe it to be so. mac
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Do ALL men cheat??
by ChakkaConned ini was watching an old eddie murphy hbo special a few weeks ago where he was talking about relationships.
in his bit, he went off on how all men cheat on their wives and girlfriends.
he was adamant that even the nicest of guys will take the opportunity to cheat if given the chance and that women need to understand that this is the way it is, 100% of the time.
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No...and even given opportunity I don't believe it to be so. mac
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Jehovah Hates Foreskins!!!!!!!!!
by gumby inmoses is preparing his "make my brother do it " speech to jehovah cuz he's ascard to have to talk to pharoah about lettin his people go from eygpt.
the lord butts in and goes bi-polor on moses ass and tells him he's gonna kill his sorry arse cuz moses kids dinger still looks like an anteater and the lord wants then damn thing snipped off pronto or he's gonna kill em!
4:24 and it came to pass by the way in the inn, that the lord met him, [ moses ]and sought to kill him.
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Mac
I like potato skins...that's half baked and off topic....right??:) mac
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Animal sensors/toll way
by Mac indon't trust them!!!!!
was coming home to indiana from ohio early this morning on the toll road and a deer landed right in front of me...no time to break or swerve and a fraction of a second and amazing leaping skills saved his/her life and maybe mine!!!
i couldn't help thinking about the fact that i'm not a speeder (hell, i even make complete stops at signs...james dean, i'm not!
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Thank you Bridget. Don't be a stranger...(at least not stranger than me!!!:P) mac