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  Your First Kiss

  by Stefanie in

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  do you remember it?

  mine was in the 7th grade by a boy named joe.

  it took me by surprise and i was dissapionted, because he tried to swallow my face!

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  Holly Logger........second grade.

  Later caught her eating boogers, an event that haunts me to this day.

  mac, so glad I was too young to know about Frenching class
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  Name posters who stand out for some reason....

  by JH in

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  i'll let somebody else start

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  Mac, show them your big font if you have to.

  Okay...but, it's really just average...

  mac, gotcha class
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  Name posters who stand out for some reason....

  by JH in

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  i'll let somebody else start

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  Mac - for getting rid of his smurf avatar.

  I didn't get rid of it...it was almost mine and then I missed the last payment....

  But, I did have the satisfaction of gulping down that burger just as the repo man approached........mmmmmmm!!!!!!

  mac
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  Name posters who stand out for some reason....

  by JH in

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  i'll let somebody else start

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  Hillary Step....

  Achilles heel ego

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  The Residents

  by Valis in

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  any fans of the residents out there?

  they ahve always been one of my favorite wierd bands.

  their elvis album is hilarious.... .

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  They composed that jingle for the Visine commercial...right?

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  Linda Hitler - Part I

  by hillary_step in

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  most of my problems in life stem from the day that as a seven year old that my uncle persuaded me that hitler had a daughter called linda who lived in hamburg.

  linda hitler he informed me with a wild-eyed whisper lived on schopenstehl strasse and was a rather plain-looking young girl who worked at a pastry chef in one of the more up-market hotels that had survived an apocalypse of bombing during wwii.. .

  well, it was not actually the process of persuasion that convinced me of the existence of ms. linda hitler, after all i was seven and he was thirty something, but it was his fervor that did it.. .

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  No, but he might ask you to join with him in a military campaign find leibenstraum in the Land of the Bolded Font.

  Herr Hillary,

  Das font is Fancy Facist Semi-Bold..............

  "Don't be stupid, be a smarty, come and join the Nazi party!"

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  Plasma TVs

  by barry in

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  i want to get one today, anyone know a good brand name and model to get.

  any help would be appreciated, thanks in advance.

  barry

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  Can Jehovah's Witnesses properly own PLASMA tv's or are they only allowed fractions of the whole plasma TV?

  LMAO................ as long as it's your TV and not connected to a circuit breaker, I think it's ok!!!!! mac
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  Why do women scream, but men grunt?

  by onacruse in

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  have you ever watched a movie where, when the monster jumps out, the woman grunts and the man screams?.

  have you ever walked a forest trail where, when you accidently step on a big old slug, the woman says "cool!

  " and the guy goes "icky-poo!!".

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  Ummmmmm...

  Cuz, we're afraid of shouting out the wrong name????????

  mac
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  Linda Hitler - Part I

  by hillary_step in

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  most of my problems in life stem from the day that as a seven year old that my uncle persuaded me that hitler had a daughter called linda who lived in hamburg.

  linda hitler he informed me with a wild-eyed whisper lived on schopenstehl strasse and was a rather plain-looking young girl who worked at a pastry chef in one of the more up-market hotels that had survived an apocalypse of bombing during wwii.. .

  well, it was not actually the process of persuasion that convinced me of the existence of ms. linda hitler, after all i was seven and he was thirty something, but it was his fervor that did it.. .

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  If Hitler were alive and connected....would he use his own wallpaper?

  mac
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  Linda Hitler - Part I

  by hillary_step in

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  most of my problems in life stem from the day that as a seven year old that my uncle persuaded me that hitler had a daughter called linda who lived in hamburg.

  linda hitler he informed me with a wild-eyed whisper lived on schopenstehl strasse and was a rather plain-looking young girl who worked at a pastry chef in one of the more up-market hotels that had survived an apocalypse of bombing during wwii.. .

  well, it was not actually the process of persuasion that convinced me of the existence of ms. linda hitler, after all i was seven and he was thirty something, but it was his fervor that did it.. .

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  Mac

  Wasn't this originally titled "Springtime For Hillary'???

  mac