Johnny,
Let me introduce you to a handy little tool........... it,s called a PERIOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mac
Posts by Mac
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16p.o ,co blow out 1-11-03
by johnny cip inok so last week i gave a little of the action my brother and i gave the elders in bruckner cong in the bronx... and the p.o made an appointment to talk today at 12:30 p.m. at my house ... so guess what they never showed up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
but the phone book is a great thing and we found him check this .his name is howard stern???????
so we beat him for not phoning or droppping off a note that they couldn,t make it ,as we were wasted the beautiful day in waiting,.... this is mike talking well you can guess i got poor howard on the phone what a joke an the co now these people are appointed by the holy spirt that a joke ha ha lol these people dont know there ass from there elbow this guy was in the watchtower 4 30 year and is still in the dark well i told him obout the wt inthe bomb bussisness he told me i was lieing but i told him to come with me to wall street an the un scandel as we all live in nyc myb brother was willing to pay theres day pay and take them in a limo to wall street to prove what i was saying was true you can guess even with the promise of a days pay and a 50$ steak each win or lose at the best steak house house in nyc they stilled called me a lair!!!!!!!!!
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Why no windows?
by Gig in.
actually this is a good sign for me, progress really.
the only jw question i have for today is why kingdom halls don't have any windows..
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Mac
Possible alternate escape route?????????
mac, of the felt like jumping out the window at times class!!!
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Whats the dumbest reason youve been counseled?
by avishai inmy friend was counseled for having a bad attitude because he wore white socks w/ his suit.
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Mac
Not having my suit jacket buttoned while giving a talk. I was once on the platform watching an elder in the back row flapping his jacket open and closed to send me a signal...........I thought it possible he could take flight at any moment!
mac, of the you will believe a man can fly class
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Oral Sex
by Yerusalyim inthat always gets your attention, huh.
ok, i'm watching the "o'reilly factor", they just aired the case of two hs students who engaged in oral sex on a bus in silverlakes maryland while several other students cheered them on and the bus driver did nothing.
the principal of the school system didn't inform the school board until after the local newspaper broke the story and he refuses to say how the students will be punished.
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Mac
Yes, Please.
mac
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Do you still use the name Jehovah when you......
by termite 35 in..pray with your kids ?.
my son is only 8 and went to the kingdom hall from birth to 6 1/2 years old.i don't mind praying for/with him every night as he wants me to, even though my 'faith' has changed alot these past 18 months and at the moment i'm content to enjoy my freedom and let experiences in life direct me instead of a religion.
he wants me to use the j word and i feel really uncomfortable using it .
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Mac
Swear?..........yes, only then!!!
mac, of the knows a dirty word class
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STEPHANUS - Happy Birthday !!!
by Prisca in.
happy birthday stephanus - one more year to go before the big one!!!
some early birthday presents for you mate!.
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Mac
Happy B-day, Stephanus!!!!!!!!
mac
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Brass Monkey Weather In Russia
by ISP inthursday, 9 january, 2003, 17:15 gmt
deep freeze grips russia .
snow storms have battered russia's far east .
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Mac
New from Ronco: The Syberian Willy Warmer........don't leave home without it!!!
mac
P.S. Yes this can be used in conjunction with the "pocket" fisherman
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Birthday List
by nicolaou inc'mon guys, we can celebrate our birthdays!!!.
post your birthdate here and let us know how you want to get your 'birthday card' (email, post on the board, text message, soaped-up kyliegram!).
my birthday is october 16th and i'd be happy to receive any of the above.. .
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Mac
Hehehehe, ain't tellin'!!!
mac, of the Jack Benny class
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Onacruse and Bikerchic do Las Vegas
by onacruse inwell, i put up a valiant struggle, but katie finally dragged me onto the plane on our way to las vegas for our wedding.. .
we got to our hotel (the flamingo), and as we walked into our room we saw the message light flashing on the phone.
" it was room service, said they had something for us, would we be in the room for the next hour?
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Mac
Craig & Katie,
Thanks for sharing those special moments with us. I couldn't be happier for you.....so glad you found each other! However, I am just a little upset, being an ordained minister myself, (took me five minutes to fill out the forms, but it's all legal!) I truly felt slighted by not being able to perform the ceremony myself!!!!
Rev. Mac, of the holy as hell class!
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SUV'S Owners Support Terrorists!
by pettygrudger inyep, new campaign ad's on tv basically links the owning of an suv to the need for lots of gas, to that money going to countries that supply that gas, to the terrorists who get funding from those same countries.. so, based on this - what kind of car do you drive?
do you think that we american's have a moral or ethical responsibility to self-reduce our need for oil, and reduce just in general all the "materialistic" things in life to which we feel entitled?.
i drive a geo prizm - 35 mpg - because of our environment (and plus i'm just a cheap ass!
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Mac
Enjoying hearing stories of those who have sold their gas guzzlers for the greater good...........why didn't they scrap them and take them out of commision????????
mac