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  Mind The Gap.

  by andrekish in

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  2. humour

  this is meant as a joke to cheer some of us up if we are sad-sacks.

  this video probably proves it but i haven't watched it so it might not.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rvgjof60gq.

  this video probably proves it but i haven't watched it either so it might not either, who knows,.

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  I knew a man who disfellowshipped his son.

  by andrekish in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  i knew a man who wouldn't talk to his own son.

  i am neither the man nor the son.

  the son is a very disillusioned friend.. i have to be careful with how this is said in order not to blame any innocent group by mistake.

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  A Tutting of Christians

  by andrekish in

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  a tutting of christians:.

  a tutting of muslims:.

  a tutting of jews:.

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  I thought I'd write how doomed I am

  by andrekish in

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  i thought i'd write a poem, like,to prove how doomed i am.i do not see the world like you.oh poo, that's me kerbammed.they say that god is gonna wipe usfrom the face of earth.they say we're damned and off to hell.if we treat this with mirth.what was the point of making thisentire universeif all god does is wipe us outa moment after birth?us humans are as mad as hell,we're bonkers through and through.and now a bible's in our hands,uh oh, please look out you.it's unexploded, not gone off yetit's ticking just for us.we'll bring it round now to your placeand really make a fuss.if you ignore our knock at doorand do not let us in.we'll have to quote this book at you'coz you've committed sin.it says so in this book here, look.that prove's the end's begun.from chapter one to final page.oh what a lot of fun.if you don't get down on your knees and worship god with mei'll get upset and write a blog so everyone can see.and then, i'll say, on blog todaythat you're extremely doomed.we're going down the pan you know.a pan with lots of rooms.we really don't need other mento tell how bad we are.

  if we don't put the brakes on thiswe all know what must follow.consuming everything in sightand munching through the earth.will kill all life here anywayon this place of our birth.so why would god then intervene and kill us in despairwhen we can do it anyway?no help is needed there.that's not what this is all about.god only means the best.do unto others, etcetra,then god can do the rest.he don't want you to be a slavejust upright noble man.he isn't out to dominate.that isn't in the plan.so what he's done is give you lifehere in this pile of pooso you can see here for yourselfthe best that you could do.and here we see what happens whenwe go and fekk it up.we drink the juices of our filthand that's a bitter cup.so cry and moan and say no godhow dare he treat us thus?to go and let our children dieand hide away from us.but is there here, on earth, a bookthat does explain it all?that tells us how we could behaveand how to have a ball.if god is just then future times will have to recompensewith all the tears wiped from our eyes.it's what makes loving sense.if god is love then from abovesomething will soon be sentto end this mess and repossessthe planet from us men.then raise us up, just recreatethe dna that's man.so up we pop and on we walkto learn what can be done.when man in harmony with allthat's just and strong and wisecan walk forever, head held high,with god clear in his eyes.god says he will reveal himselfso there can be no doubt.it simply hasn't happened yetare we allowed to shout?we're hanging on by skin of teethin all this misery.but i'm impatient, hurry pleaseoh god, i want to see.if i am doomed for writing thisif these words drag me downthen god is not the god of loveand i am not his man.. .

  i do go on a bit, eh?.

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  Why I Love Christmas

  by andrekish in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  i love celebrating something with goodness at its' true core, even christmas.

  some would condemn me for this but that is their concern, not mine.. i think satan is real and i think father christmas and santa claus are like satan's claws at this time of year 'coz we all go bonkers and buy everything in site and overdo things totally.

  but that's not christmas to me.

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  Jehovah's Witnesses Ain't The Wold's Only Nutters.

  by andrekish in

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  2. beliefs

  one behalf of everyone who is mad on this planet i would like to apologise for us being mad and hope we all get better soon.. .

  it isn't my fault that i'm mad.

  my mum was mad.

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  Is everybody barking up the wrong tree?

  by andrekish in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  an idea occurred to me that the fds may not be the gb but something slightly different.. i have no scriptural basis for this statement, only the practical evidence of what i can see and read.. the gb has been accused repeatedly of deceit and misleading people.

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  the witnesses themselves as a group are certainly faithful to, and discrete about, their gb depite the gb's apparent errors.. i simply wonder if perhaps the individual witnesses themselves could fit this description: ' a faithful and discrete slave'.. this is entirely guesswork and pretty much unfounded on any solid evidence, merely a thought.. any ideas?.

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