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  Apostate Goofy phrases

  by ScoobySnax in

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  ok in order to redress the balance whos gonna start me?

  ok i'll start..... ......they're just old men in brooklyn.

  ....... the wt circa.

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  SWAN wins so far.......

  .....every emotive issue you could think of

  .....all the WT fault of course.

  .....and all in one post.
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  Apostate Goofy phrases

  by ScoobySnax in

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  ok in order to redress the balance whos gonna start me?

  ok i'll start..... ......they're just old men in brooklyn.

  ....... the wt circa.

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  Not bad COMF/TR...

  ..... " 'hovahs' "

  ....."hovahs are braindead dipf**ks"

  ....."apostate in denial" (to read this forum)

  .... oh wait its true

  well done keep those Goofy apostate phrases coming....!
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  Apostate Goofy phrases

  by ScoobySnax in

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  ok in order to redress the balance whos gonna start me?

  ok i'll start..... ......they're just old men in brooklyn.

  ....... the wt circa.

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  Hmmmm... Brummie, bear in mind I'm "marking"(WT. tm) these responses like you're in class....well all the time I'm "awake", (WT.tm again) anyway till I crash out for the night. You get 5/10 for effort. "Sorry to bore you , but here's my story...." yes that gets a 5, but try harder next time.......couldn't you have managed to spice it up a bit by adding "....Heres my story, I slept with a member of the GB, sorry to bore you, but here I go......" See that would rate an 8 or higher. Try harder please. You don't want this site to get stale after all do you?!
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  Apostate Goofy phrases

  by ScoobySnax in

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  ok in order to redress the balance whos gonna start me?

  ok i'll start..... ......they're just old men in brooklyn.

  ....... the wt circa.

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  ....and I got tired of "Waiting on Jehovah"
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  Apostate Goofy phrases

  by ScoobySnax in

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  ok in order to redress the balance whos gonna start me?

  ok i'll start..... ......they're just old men in brooklyn.

  ....... the wt circa.

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  I forgot, thanks Xander

  ...The WT/GB is running a paedophile ring from the top.

  ... I got tired of being lied to

  ... of course its true I read it here first from the internet

  .... from ex-JWs
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  Apostate Goofy phrases

  by ScoobySnax in

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  ok in order to redress the balance whos gonna start me?

  ok i'll start..... ......they're just old men in brooklyn.

  ....... the wt circa.

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  OK in order to redress the balance whos gonna start me? any one?.. ok I'll start....

  ......They're just old men in Brooklyn

  ....... The WT circa. 1926 says......

  ,,,,, Russell/Pyramidalogy

  .....just shut it and get back to the KH if you think you're so right

  ....Ray Franz says.....

  ....and Bill Bowen says.....

  .....I really can put rude words to the Kingdom Melodies

  ...Dateline/Panorama says..

  ...The J Witless/.Borg/Jehoooovers(tm) say.....(interchangeable)

  ...Was I ever that misled

  .... oh to be free

  ....Its my birthday!

  ....Happy Christmas!

  ....wheres the next apostofest?

  ....now I know the "Truth" about the "TROOF"(tm)

  .... JWs at my door/ I gave them what for....

  .... oh to be a fly on the wall when you really told them...

  .....All bow

  ....99.999999999999999999 will die

  ...we've moved on.....

  .... we don't shun anyone anymore....but,...

  ... you're not following the purpose of this forum

  ....F*2K OFF, you're not welcome here.

  .... Please follow the new collective
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  WT goofie phrases.

  by Pepper in

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  i used to get into trouble for making light of the these phrases that some elders have told me are to be used only gods people.

  lol that you all may know maybe:.

  "well, brother that is very "commendable," just before the meeting ends the po says to those in attendance "brothers the time left is reduced," i once heard a co say to those seated during one of his talks "well now, we don't want to die at armageddon now do we, well of course not.

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  SONG!!
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  WT goofie phrases.

  by Pepper in

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  i used to get into trouble for making light of the these phrases that some elders have told me are to be used only gods people.

  lol that you all may know maybe:.

  "well, brother that is very "commendable," just before the meeting ends the po says to those in attendance "brothers the time left is reduced," i once heard a co say to those seated during one of his talks "well now, we don't want to die at armageddon now do we, well of course not.

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  ............as we join together, in singing song number.....< >

  Edited by - ScoobySnax on 9 December 2002 18:14:46
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  Danny, et al, I never claimed to have the answers

  by Derrick in

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  you, farkel and others continue to mete out unfair assessments of the position i have taken because it apparently is out of sync with your worldview.

  also, that remark implying that simon tolerates my posts as if my expressed beliefs are a nuisance on this forum are putting words in his mouth.

  you seem to think that it's inappropriate to express views on jehovahs-witness.com that don't support the specific partylines of two major camps: partyline jehovah's witnesses as represented by the watchtower society or farkelline ex-jehovah's witnesses with strong steinhaugist underpinnings.

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  LOOK CAN I HAVE MY POM-POMS OR NOT?
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  JW Statistics

  by ScoobySnax in

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  ok i'm probably way behind here but i just got the jan.1st 2003 issue of the wt and was looking at the service report and notice the 2.8% increase wordlwide, as opposed to the 1.7% on the last years report.

  many here have posted before that this figure is somehow "fiddled" by the wt and is not accurate due to the new 15 minute rule, how is that?

  i looked at an independant source www.adherents.com and note that they say the witnesses are meticulous and known as particularly accurate in their data, and even "conservative" in their estimates of membership compared with other religious groups who tend to inflate their numbers.

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  .....and KINGPAWN......... before you start throwing UN Cover-ups/ Blood Issues/Shunning/Paedophillia/Ray Franz/Bill Bowen/WT says in 1926 quotes at me, .....remember I was just trying to ask about the post I read earlier about the "15 minute rule" and how many said that the increase was due to some WT fiddling of numbers. That was the reason for this post. For once try to address the post I made, rather than go on the usual pre-programmed anti JW/WT line. You know yourself, almost everyone agrees with you here on all those other issues you mention, so why bring them into this post? you have nothing to prove to me or them. ok?