Apostate Goofy phrases

ScoobySnax

OK in order to redress the balance whos gonna start me? any one?.. ok I'll start....

......They're just old men in Brooklyn

....... The WT circa. 1926 says......

,,,,, Russell/Pyramidalogy

.....just shut it and get back to the KH if you think you're so right

....Ray Franz says.....

....and Bill Bowen says.....

.....I really can put rude words to the Kingdom Melodies

...Dateline/Panorama says..

...The J Witless/.Borg/Jehoooovers(tm) say.....(interchangeable)

...Was I ever that misled

.... oh to be free

....Its my birthday!

....Happy Christmas!

....wheres the next apostofest?

....now I know the "Truth" about the "TROOF"(tm)

.... JWs at my door/ I gave them what for....

.... oh to be a fly on the wall when you really told them...

.....All bow

....99.999999999999999999 will die

...we've moved on.....

.... we don't shun anyone anymore....but,...

... you're not following the purpose of this forum

....F*2K OFF, you're not welcome here.

.... Please follow the new collective

Xander

Ummmm...

"I just got tired of being lied to"?

"I don't like pedophiles"?

ScoobySnax

I forgot, thanks Xander

...The WT/GB is running a paedophile ring from the top.

... I got tired of being lied to

... of course its true I read it here first from the internet

.... from ex-JWs

ScoobySnax

....and I got tired of "Waiting on Jehovah"

Brummie

Some of them dont sound so goofy to me...others are hilarious.

"Sorry to bore you but.." and then shares a story thats far from boring. (i guess thats not goofy though)

Goofy:

"got any money?"

" to post anything here that criticizes the silent lambs movement or BB is equivalant to being a JW and critisizing the GB...."

"Apostate Goofy phrases"

"Players"

ok thats it...

Brummie (who coins a goofy phrase on a regular basis)

Edited by - Brummie on 9 December 2002 22:0:11

Hmmmm... Brummie, bear in mind I'm "marking"(WT. tm) these responses like you're in class....well all the time I'm "awake", (WT.tm again) anyway till I crash out for the night. You get 5/10 for effort. "Sorry to bore you , but here's my story...." yes that gets a 5, but try harder next time.......couldn't you have managed to spice it up a bit by adding "....Heres my story, I slept with a member of the GB, sorry to bore you, but here I go......" See that would rate an 8 or higher. Try harder please. You don't want this site to get stale after all do you?!

COMF

Apostate-in-denial goofy phrase:

"I really can read this forum and still remain faithful."

TR

'hovahs are braindead dipf**ks. Oh wait, that's true, not just a goofy phrase.

TR

Swan

Here are some of the hilarious ones I have said:

"I spent my whole life growing up in a religious cult."

"Gee, it sure is nice to be able to think for myself."

"Everything my parents taught me was a lie."

"When the end of the world came in 1975..." (I say this as an ice breaker when I'm telling my life's story during MEETUPS).

"My niece died and I will never see her again. She died believing that she would never die."

"I can't understand why the WTBTS would join the UN, the wild beast and the disgusting thing that causes desolation?"

"NO! Not more abuse cases! Those poor children."

"Religious cults are the high price we pay in America for religious freedom."

Yep. Hilarious.

Tammy

ScoobySnax

Not bad COMF/TR...

..... " 'hovahs' "

....."hovahs are braindead dipf**ks"

....."apostate in denial" (to read this forum)

.... oh wait its true

well done keep those Goofy apostate phrases coming....!

Apostate Goofy phrases

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