If I were God I would be completely offended at how the dubs try to put me in a box with their simple explanations.
Can you imagine if God was really the way the JWs portray him? If he was a person I'm pretty sure he wouldn't be winning any father of the year awards. I'm always reminded of the God of the JWs by a friend I had when I was younger. Her dad was always promising to take the family to Disney or some such place but always had an excuse when it was time to make the trip.
Sounds a bit like armageddon to me.