i heard through the grapevine about a forthcoming book:.
together through the great tribulation - come to jehovah's mountain.
still awaiting solid confirmation though.
Well, when "Digging for Spiritual Gems" leaked, I demanded that name was too dumb to be real. I was wrong.
So now I will patiently wait and see. I highly doubt an actual book will be released. They'll want an online-only version so they can change the wording without having to print a "corrections" insert like that had to do last time.
im talking about crazies.
and i mean, way out there mentally ill nutters that think they're perfectly sane.
every congregation seems to have at least one.
Yeah right- Even at the height of my uber-dubdom, if some self-righteous elder wanted me to put on his special white shirt, I would have told him he could give the talk if it matters that much. I am weird about my clothes, and I surely wouldn't wear some random ill-fitting shirt that who-knows-how-many other brothers sweated all over. Gross.
jw seek treatment for mental breakdown.. he tells the physician, my non-jw family tell me i'm nuts because i preach we are the only true religion (jws).. the doctor said that is strange because i have two patients that checked in yesterday and they .
each said they belong to the only true religions.
one is a mormon and the other a muslim.. so the doctor thought i will lock all three up in the same room for the night and see what.
the resurrection is supposed to be a joyous occasion?, if it ever happened!
--well, this week's showing at the hall was the opposite, it was about death with violins playing in the background.
a recently bereaved member, , full of tears, (like many others) could not contain herself.
here is what i would name my band(s) let see if you can list some funny ones as well.
here is my list:.
local needs.
Lett's O'Face
Judgement Day Khakis
Blackbear Picnic
Screamin' Squeegees
Knights of the Pinkie-Ring
Fallen Splain'gels
here is what i would name my band(s) let see if you can list some funny ones as well.
here is my list:.
local needs.
Nephilim's Pendulum
Insidious Inseam
The 11th Commandment
Princes Of Porneia
Sophia's Secret
Jesus' Purple Jeggings
9:01 Wakeup Call
Swinging Knockers
the new midweek meeting has been running for a month now.
here are my thoughts on how it is going so far:.
1) elders are looking frazzled from being on virtually every meeting and having to prepare unfamiliar formats for items.
Somebody told me that in their congregation, the local needs part was
about the new format- And that all 3 demo parts are to flow together.
So not only do the publishers have to concoct their own demo, they have
to call the other pubs who have demos that night and make sure they all
flow together! How's that supposed to work? What about when somebody
doesn't show up? What a logistical nightmare.
The whole thing is a stressful trainwreck. I absolutely hate it.
Our
hall was one of the 'lucky' ones to host the annual meeting, so we were
set up with an expensive projector system. Now when we have to play a
video, the brothers have to rush up to the stage, and clear everything
EVERYTHING out of the way of the screen. For a 2-minute BS video. Then
rush back up and put it all back. What a colossal waste. Those stupid
silhouette videos don't even need to be seen! Why can't they just play
them over the speakers, there's nothing to see! Lemme close my eyes and
guess what's happening- a frumpy sister with limited vocabulary is
giving a magazine to a fictional householder who actually let her finish
a presentation? Wait, was I right?...
Our elder body is very old, and I feel sorry for them having to work so hard. Doesn't the bOrg see that no young people are stepping up? And seeing how punishing the schedule is for the older ones is certainly going to scare them off even faster.
for a while there i was confused as to what clam stood for .. ideas that crossed my mind .
christ left a ministry , or meeting .
children`s lives are mine .....( pedo`s in the borg ).
Careless Language At (the) Mic
Clueless Leader, Anthony Morris
Condemning Lesbians And Masturbation
Converted Lemmings Applauding Mistruths
Come Live Anguished Mentally
Come Live Amongst Morons
just in case someone wanted this letter for their records.
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.. petra!.
just in case someone wanted this letter for their records.
.. http://postimg.org/image/dn44a9m9h/.
.. petra!.
"If the publishers choose to applaud, the elders should not discourage them from doing so"
There's something wrong with the past/present tense in that sentence. How can the elders discourage you from doing something you already did? Or did they expect the elders to yell "Hey! Stop that! Hey!!" when people started applauding?
I want to be the first guy to stand up and do the dramatic slow-clap when the next reinstatement is announced.
