Lied2NoMore
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OK friends lets be honest, if a Nuclear Holocaust took place today how many of you would return to the KH?
by James Mixon inspeaking for my self, no way in hell.. this question to see if you really have been deprogramed,.
do you 100% believe it is not the truth.. a fourth of the world hit by a nuclear attack..
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I would not go even if........
A worldwide cry of "peace and security" happened,
The United Nations or any government entity shut down all world religions,
People started throwing their money in the streets,
Flooding, earthquakes, and pestilence occurred,
Someone invited me to "come drink life's water free",
I would however go IF, the GB promised to get on stage and play Russian roulette......
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The Elders are Coming Help!
by LaurenM inso the elders keep bugging me and pestering me about having a meeting with them to "introduce me to my new congregation" for some reason (do any ex elders know what that even means??).
i keep postponing and making excuses and they are getting more and more aggressive.
i finally agreed for them to come over today, but really don't want to..should i hide from them again?
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Tell them a simple "no", if they continue to press you, do what I did and call your local police and tell them you have been asked repeatedly to meet with them, you have repeatedly declined, then say your feeling harassed. Then ask them if they could advise these elders to discontinue contacting you because you feel your wishes aren't being complied with.
I did about the same thing and I don't get bugged one bit for more than 3 years now!
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Pranks to play in the hall...
by purrpurr inwhat pranks could you/would you/ have you played in the kingdom hall?.
i have never but here's two i've thought of, 1) replace the liquid soap with glue 2) smear nutella everywhere in the bathroom!.
what's yours?.
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The KH in my locale has HVAC vents under concrete slab. I will one day take a pack of wrapped pork spare ribs and slide them between vents. In a few weeks or months there will be some kind of stank in that hall, if I get an update once it gets discovered and the disgust and puking that happens, I'll likely bust my insides with laughter!Link +2 / -0 -
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Please help me understand 1919 they were 100 percent out of babylon the great
by poopie inacording to lett at annual meeting.
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But it's obvious especially with Lett most of his cranial cavity is hollow.....I bet even the voices he hears in his head bounce around so much it's like he's in a crowded mallLink +1 / -0 -
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Sorry for the young folks that don't get 12 inches anymore
by Diogenesister injust listened to patrice rushen "forget me knots"and it made me think - do you remember the excitement of going to the record shop and getting the 12 inch of your favourite tune?.
i remember halkwind 12 inch silver machine that went on forever!!
or blue monday in the 80's depech mode.
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As I sit here listening to my depche mode pandora station I must say blue Monday was done by new order then later covered by orgy -
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Any funny stories of when a"brother" giving a talk, said something "funny" or "questionable", and didn't even realize it?
by Dunedain inthere were always all types of speakers in the org.
myself, growing up a "witness", must have heard all types of talks, and given by all manner of speakers, especially on sundays, when almost every week we would get a "visiting" brother giving the public talk.. sometimes, you would have a "great" speaker, all fluent and animated.
other times we would get a comical speaker, one who would maybe purposelly get a few laughs outta the audience.
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Had a DO who seemed pretty arrogant and aloof giving a talk, toward the end of an assembly day, he said, when he was feeling under the weather, he would lay in bed, with his hat hung on his bed post, his wife, to make him feel better, would bring him glasses of brandy until instead of one hat hanging on his bed post he saw two hats.....I looked around at the giddy onlookers and thought, "my god this dude just told us he sits in bed and gets tanked when he's sick!"
Same DO, same day ended with prayer, adding a little advertisement into it for the flowers on stage by saying" we thank you too Jehovah for the beautiful flowers on stage here......which are available to be taken by those who offer a small donation"
Thanks brother Gaskin for those priceless quips!
Another DO was giving a talk relating a story of some sister who got knocked up by some "scumbag" who left her after finding out she was pregnant.
Scumbag = used condom, pretty "rated r" language from the platform.
I was like, "really? I wonder how the dude would feel right now if he was in this audience hearing himself described as a "scumbag?"
Thanks brother Wells for that!
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Global attack On Religion
by Bonsai inwitnesses on facebook are salivating over this atlanta-journal constitution newspaper article.. http://www.pressreader.com/usa/the-atlanta-journal-constitution/20151015/281479275254108/textview.
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