Posts by James4Tea

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Scandal...

by James4Tea in

i posted this yesterday on a similar forum, but it was deleted despite there being nothing wrong with it.

indeed, the scandal is one that i, myself, suffered.

good afternoon from london.... .

James4Tea

Amelia,

Oh I'm a stoopid idiot at least five and a half days a week, just not a religious one! I'm full of forgiveness, and up for cuddles.

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Scandal...

by James4Tea in

i posted this yesterday on a similar forum, but it was deleted despite there being nothing wrong with it.

indeed, the scandal is one that i, myself, suffered.

good afternoon from london.... .

James4Tea

James4Tea . . . welcome to our Forum my good man . . .

Let me get this straight . . . you have had your day spoiled by some zealous JW without an off switch

Well . . . you've come to the right place . . . they spoiled my day at one time too . . . actually about 10,950 of them

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Thank you! That's about right, yes. God, I think even I'd get bored of winding them up 10,000+ times. Maybe that syringe full of blood would be useful as a precaution?

Black Sheep - I'm one of them, too! Despite actually being a white human.

Still thinking - Next time. Normally I'm a PG Tips kind of guy, but they probably wouldn't scare one of these creatures off.

Oh, and I want that teabags shirt. Yes.

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Scandal...

by James4Tea in

i posted this yesterday on a similar forum, but it was deleted despite there being nothing wrong with it.

indeed, the scandal is one that i, myself, suffered.

good afternoon from london.... .

James4Tea

Still thinking - I'm on a quest for an apology. I've obviously landed in the wrong place, but you all seem nice enough!

Hmm, I was just being a pain. I do it quite well, and I saw him off quite easily. I think he was getting at the world ending soon, and being the lovely guy he is, he seemed intent on enlightening me and saving me from Hell. I raised the issue of British weather having a nasty habit of being quite rubbish, and suggested that higher temperatures (no bad thing) could be found in the fiery pits. I know we also got on to substandard happy slaps and divine castration, but I can't quite remember how we got there... oh well.

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Scandal...

by James4Tea in

i posted this yesterday on a similar forum, but it was deleted despite there being nothing wrong with it.

indeed, the scandal is one that i, myself, suffered.

good afternoon from london.... .

James4Tea

For now, I'll settle for being able to travel three miles in any direction without losing my poor, all too often scattered, marbles. That, too, will set me free.

Are you nice and free? I do hope so. It's not much fun being on the other side of the fence.

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Scandal...

by James4Tea in

i posted this yesterday on a similar forum, but it was deleted despite there being nothing wrong with it.

indeed, the scandal is one that i, myself, suffered.

good afternoon from london.... .

James4Tea

You know, maybe you're not far from the truth. I'm summoned far too often to some mental health outpost, and attacked with drugs which doctors are really quite ignorant about. Maybe upping my tea intake further still could make all the difference?

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Scandal...

by James4Tea in

i posted this yesterday on a similar forum, but it was deleted despite there being nothing wrong with it.

indeed, the scandal is one that i, myself, suffered.

good afternoon from london.... .

James4Tea

If you respect the need for a cup of tea, then do forgive me. Yesterday was a legitimate outrage, and I felt the need for this to be recognised!

:P

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Scandal...

by James4Tea in

i posted this yesterday on a similar forum, but it was deleted despite there being nothing wrong with it.

indeed, the scandal is one that i, myself, suffered.

good afternoon from london.... .

James4Tea

I posted this yesterday on a similar forum, but it was deleted despite there being nothing wrong with it. Indeed, the scandal is one that I, myself, suffered.

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Good afternoon from London...

About an hour or so ago, I decided upon a walk around my local area, what with it being a beautiful day outside - far too pleasant to spend it indoors! As well as just wanting to be outside, there was an alarming lack of teabags in the cupboard, so suddenly I had a noble quest to go with all the vitamin D related sunshine/sunburn. A quest so noble and just that it's fit for song, the use of which will be to inspire the future generations that walk upon this fair isle. Epic, no?

I ventured out, and what should happen?! I was snared, friends. Snared! By one of your number.

I was armed with ?1.99
He was armed with the Bible. And really tall he was, too.

I couldn't compete, there was no fighting my way out of this. I was trapped. He began to use his weapon to devasating effect. The Bible was opened, his mouth followed, and, well, I was nearly claimed... it wasn't at all disimilar to this scene from Batman where our hero gets a dart in the arse and is almost bent to a will that's not his own.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHT4aUFUY68

Thankfully I held my own, a battle though it was with words as my only defence, when a syringe filled with blood would have been preferable. In the end, I do believe he found me more than a bit unnerving, which was odd. There was lots of closeness initially, as he was trying to dazzle me enough to throw me in a cage and run off with me, but after five minutes he was positively backing away slowly, which resulted in an eventual and hasty retreat. He wouldn't even pray for me... how distressing is that? Words can't do it justice, so I filled my face with junk food instead.

I would like an apology from your community for having to put up with this bollocks when all I wanted were some bloody teabags!