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  Young People Ask book

  by crownboy in

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  how many of you guys really believed and took to heart every word that was written in it?

  i was recently rereading it and it was ridiculous how sophomoric and unrealistic some of the answers to the questions were (e.g.

  when you have the urge to engage in the "sin" of masterbation you should pray to god untill the urge goes away.

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  Good thing I wasn't working on gestures that night!

  Heh-heh...

  "Any day spent NOT knocking on doors is a good day!"
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  Name that TV program

  by WildHorses in

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  i was at work tonight and we were joking around and talking about old shows we used to watch while growing up.

  i thought it would be fun if we wrote a line from a show and see if we could guess what show it came from.

  my name is lenny, and if i ain't got it, there isn't any.

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  "well, he wasn't circumsized"

  Mel Brooks' "History of the World, Part II" ???

  "Any day spent NOT knocking on doors is a good day!"
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  Sinfest Rocks!

  by Michael3000 in

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  heh-heh.... .

  "any day spent not knocking on doors is a good day!

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  "Any day spent NOT knocking on doors is a good day!"
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  Sinfest Rocks!

  by Michael3000 in

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  heh-heh.... .

  "any day spent not knocking on doors is a good day!

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  Michael3000

  Heh-heh...

  "Any day spent NOT knocking on doors is a good day!"
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  Name that TV program

  by WildHorses in

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  i was at work tonight and we were joking around and talking about old shows we used to watch while growing up.

  i thought it would be fun if we wrote a line from a show and see if we could guess what show it came from.

  my name is lenny, and if i ain't got it, there isn't any.

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  WENDY:

  Is it Ben Stein from "Fast Times At Ridgemont High"?

  --Michael

  "Any day spent NOT knocking on doors is a good day!"
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  Name that TV program

  by WildHorses in

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  i was at work tonight and we were joking around and talking about old shows we used to watch while growing up.

  i thought it would be fun if we wrote a line from a show and see if we could guess what show it came from.

  my name is lenny, and if i ain't got it, there isn't any.

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  "Son, you have a panty on your head."

  From "Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid", with Steve Martin

  "Any day spent NOT knocking on doors is a good day!"
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  Name that TV program

  by WildHorses in

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  i was at work tonight and we were joking around and talking about old shows we used to watch while growing up.

  i thought it would be fun if we wrote a line from a show and see if we could guess what show it came from.

  my name is lenny, and if i ain't got it, there isn't any.

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  The others have been guessed, already - but I know these 2:

  "Badges, we don't need no stinking badges!" -- "Blazing Saddles"

  "What is your name?... What is your quest? ... What is your favorite color?" -- Monty Python & The Holy Grail

  --Michael

  "Any day spent NOT knocking on doors is a good day!"
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  We got kittens !!

  by Simon in

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  since our old cat died a few weeks before we moved house, liam has not stopped asking about it and telling us how much he'd like a cat.. i've just been out an got two 7 week old kittens... mainly white with tortoishell markings... they are adorable (i had to use all my manly tough powers to resist bringing all 5 home).

  the kids love them but i'm going to be very strict making sure they don't play with them... until i've finished

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  Congrats, Simon! What's fatherhood like?

  A warning: Keep those newborns away from Alf & Fredhall!

  -Michael

  "Any day spent NOT knocking on doors is a good day!"
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  Name that TV program

  by WildHorses in

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  i was at work tonight and we were joking around and talking about old shows we used to watch while growing up.

  i thought it would be fun if we wrote a line from a show and see if we could guess what show it came from.

  my name is lenny, and if i ain't got it, there isn't any.

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  Dubdla:

  "i love it when a plan comes together"

  The A-Team (George Peppard's line)

  "Any day spent NOT knocking on doors is a good day!"
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  Name that TV program

  by WildHorses in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i was at work tonight and we were joking around and talking about old shows we used to watch while growing up.

  i thought it would be fun if we wrote a line from a show and see if we could guess what show it came from.

  my name is lenny, and if i ain't got it, there isn't any.

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  Tatiana:

  "You rang?"-- Lurch from the Addam's Family

  "I think it has a great beat, and is good to dance to." -- American Bandstand

  Artemis? Oh, I didn't recognize you!" Jim West in Wild, Wild West

  "Here cum 'de judge...here cum 'de judge." Hmmm... Either Laugh-In or Flip Wilson?

  --Michael

  "Any day spent NOT knocking on doors is a good day!"