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Michael3000
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Monkeys one step closer to taking over
by bboyneko in.. http://www.cnn.com/2002/tech/science/06/06/science.movement.reut/index.html.
soon your puny planet will be in our hands.
monkeys implanted with special electrodes moved a cursor on a computer screen just by thinking about it, and learned how to do it better with practice, scientists reported on thursday.
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Circuit Overseers and Corruption
by MARTINLEYSHON inas an ex presiding overseer and public affairs spokesperson who is now disfellowshipped!!!
i am new to this site and have read with keen interest the many and varied topics that have been posted.
during my 9 years of presiding i encountered certain corrupt c/os for example the friends would treat them like little demy gods, hanging onto their every word, they would, on their visit influence the brothers to part with cash for privledges.
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Michael3000
WISCHUK
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Any X-Files fans "out there"?
by carlitos71 ini know that this has nothing to do with jws, but since i'm a x-files fan i was wondering if anyone was able to see the last episode.
i was at a grad party and i have no freaking idea how to work the damn vcr.
if anyone got to see this episode please give me a brief summary.. later
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Michael3000
I was very disappointed with the final episode. They better tie up more loose ends in "X-Files II"!
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Who Will Be Resurrected??
by teenyuck inaccording to the jw's, the men of sodom will be; no, that is wrong, they will not be; no, they will be...... i got this off of the website: .
http://www.catholic.com/library/stumpers_for_jehovah_witnesse.asp.
the men of sodom will be resurrected (wt, 7-1879, 7-8).
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Michael3000
Sometimes I get a resurrection in my pants
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WT Crazy Rulings on SEX and Marriage---
by JT ina few post over the question was posted about what was the finally straw for you leaving wt and farkel highlighted all the crazy dogmas of wt and tongue and cheeked commented that he could deal with all those things except the ban on bj.. so some of the guys here at work asked me to explain it to them what ban on bj- .
as i was explaining it the issue of remarriaged came up and i found it most interesting how once again wt makes up it's own rules for folks lives.. .
consider this - in africa- a man can take on multiple wives in many countries since his religion allows him to do so and still have gods approval.. so when he starts to study the bible with jw he is told that since he has been taught something that is not supported by the bible the taking of multiple wives for christians ( ok solomon was the first playa on record) .
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Michael3000
FRED sez:
Sex is older than marriage itself. So who should decide who is right or wrong of how a couple should do it?
Now, now, Freddie - doncha know better? Jehoover invented marriage wayyyyyy back in the Garden of Eat'em - BEFORE Adam & Eve ever had sex.Not reading your Bible anymore? OOOPS! I forgot - you Dubs never did do much Bible research on your own; had to have the WT show you the way.
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Remember "The Goodies" ?
by Simon inwhy don't they ever repeat them?
i remember them being hillarious (although i was quite little) like the outbreak of rolf harris's.. easily as funny as monty python that sometimes get's repeated to death.
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Michael3000
Are You Being Served? I nearly forgot that one!
"Mr. Humphries, are you free?"
"I'm freeee!"
And Benny Hill! How could HE slip my mind?! Rest his soul!
Does anyone remember "Chitty-Chitty Bang-Bang"? Benny Hill played the toymaker who helped to hide the children of the village from the evil guy who would capture them. Check it out:
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JW Cruise....S.Caribbean, 12/7-12/14
by teenyuck inif you are looking to go on a cruise in december, on celebrity, in the southern caribbean, make sure you ask who else is on board, before you book!
unless you want to spend your days being preached to on a ship...remember, no escape on the water!.
just got this off of jw on the web: .
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Michael3000
APOSTOCRUISE - what a great idea!
Sailing the seven seas with all the hotties on this board. WOO-HOO!!!
Xena, PiercedAngel, Lisa, PLH - OMIGOSH!
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Genuine UFO's discovered: "RODS"
by Simon ini saw an advert for a programme about them a few nights ago but don't know when it's on (or if it's been on).. genuine ufo's: they fly and no one knows what the hell they are!.
http://www.roswellrods.com/pre.html.
check out the videos!.
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Michael3000
My fiancee has seen a Flying Rod - but it looked a bit different than these
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Remember "The Goodies" ?
by Simon inwhy don't they ever repeat them?
i remember them being hillarious (although i was quite little) like the outbreak of rolf harris's.. easily as funny as monty python that sometimes get's repeated to death.
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SIMON
Yes! The Goodies were run on PBS in Orlando, Florida for a while in the late 70's/early 80's. My uncle got me into watching them, as well as Monty Python. Then there was Not The Ten O'Clock News, Fawlty Towers, Black Adder, The Vicar of Dibley, Keeping Up Appearances...all so funny! Thank Gawd for the Brits and their humor!!!
"Goody, Goody, Yum Yum... "
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JW Zone Application
by Michael3000 inthis is the either the funniest or saddest thing i have ever seen.
paranoia will destroy ya!
enjoy.... --michael.
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Michael3000
LOL @ SYN
By the way, your signature is intriguing. Fused green glass? Hmmm...sounds like a Heineken party in the nuclear reactor got outta control, one thing led to another, and...