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  Governing Blunders Part III - Pornography and Cancer

  by hillary_step in

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  all men over forty should have their prostate examined regularly, especially those who view pornography without ejaculation.

  *** g90 4/8 27 the prostate and its problems ***.

  bible?s moral standard a protection.

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  Michael3000

  From that BBC story:
  
  "Men who ejaculated more than five times a week were a third less likely to develop prostate cancer later in life."
  
  
  
  
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  try this site

  by galaxy7 in

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  this place is so funny.

  http://www.cryptoclast.org/opinion/religion/create/nt_lib.htm

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  Brilliant! New Religion Creation 'New Testament' To her husband's surprise the Virgin Mike was pregnant with child. Fortunately for Virgin Mike, an angel explained that her child was Jenny Christ, the world's lord and chiropodist, the glorious retarded cousin of God. At his birth angels told shepherds in the field to follow a shining part to find him. Also, three blue mice came bearing gifts of doors and racks. Yea verily, and it came to pass, after Jenny Christ was baptized by being submerged in flowers he gave the sermon on the hill. At the sermon on the hill Jenny Christ taught: Blessed are the heavy for they shall run the knockers, and pus-filled are the purple for theirs is the kingdom of heaven. Jenny Christ also performed many miracles such as when he turned tits into bollocks at his friend's wedding, and made the swollen man not so swollen. Unfortunately the rulers became angry with the influence of Jenny Christ, So they stank him over a bark . But someday he will return in magnificent glory... So tithe and watch your back!!
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  From the Dysfunctional Section of Hallmark...

  by desib77 in

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  thought these were funny....wanted to share them with ya...

  1. i always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love.

  and now that you?ve come into my life... (inside card) - i've changed my mind.

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  10. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.... (Inside Card) - Did you ever find out who the father was? That was a gem - thanks! :)
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  1 have Bcum Def, Dstroyer of Words

  by SixofNine in

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  and what's more, i dropped way too much green to see prince roger nelson (can he do that onstage?

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  If you're British, it's even funnier with the "s"

  HA! I'll say. When heard that way, it also begs the question: Who's Nelson, and why is Prince buggering him?

  http://www.effingpot.com/
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  intro of me

  by candidlynuts in

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  i'm a 39 yr old woman who was raised in the truth.

  i had a wonderful happy childhood and have the best parents anyone could ever want.

  i was one of 7 kids , my parents are elderly now and try to attend what meetings they can i have 2 sisters and one brother still in the truth and one sister on the fringes.

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  Michael3000

  WELCOME! You'll like it here.
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  Turn away from these wicked ways!

  by Proud Witness in

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  well as you would have guessed from my name, i am a proud witness and i feel obliged to preach to you about the promises that our wonderful creator, jehovah god, has promised each and every one of us, of any race or background.

  i know that you already know what he has told us through his word, but i am curious to wonder why you have chosen to jump off the narrow road which leads to everlasting life.

  is it because you have had a bad experience in god's organization?

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  When the subject field scrolls on to multiple lines, why do posters...

  by ball. in

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  insist on leaving readers no idea what the thread is about?.

  here's some examples.

  bush photographed scratching his.... men mostly think about.... how long can you go without.... most important announcement about.... biggest pair of..... .

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  shaving cream............?..............

  "... be nice and clean. Shave ev'ry day, and you'll always look keen."

  Thank you, Dr. Demento!
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  Jehovah's Witnesses are lovely and cuddly kitten soft special people.

  by ScoobySnax in

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  isn't that what you expected?.

  scooby- "emotional meanderer"- snax (i never disappoint....and aim to please)

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  S'ok Scoob, we have you labelled as a w***er, too, but we still luv ya

  Sheesh - can't we spell out "wanker" anymore?

  Don't censor yourself - that's a job for the FCC...
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  Need Suggestions

  by irishayes in

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  a jw spammer just jumped onto a medical message board that i belong to.

  i would like to have some suggestions for posting to her.. her topic was (i'm sure you can almost guess what her topic was) "you can live forever in paradise.".

  i need to be respectful of her because the board is moderated very closely and putdowns will not be tolerated, but i'd like some suggestions for questions i can ask her.. okay?

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  Here ya go, Steve:

  http://www.ajwrb.org/
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  Is the Administration Planning Another War?

  by Greenpalmtreestillmine in

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  i've been reading and reading, thinking and thinking.

  it is hard to understand why president bush chose to come out in support of sharon right at this moment, when things in iraq are at their most difficult and sensitive.

  people are saying he has only inflamed the situation even more than before and has further endangered the troops.

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  Michael3000

  The US did NOT go out and declare war on terrorists.

  WTF??!!! Are you an amnesiac? "War on Terror" ring any bells, hmm? No? Try switching from Fox News once in a while - Sean Hannity must be paying your rent...