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  Name that TV program

  by WildHorses in

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  i was at work tonight and we were joking around and talking about old shows we used to watch while growing up.

  i thought it would be fun if we wrote a line from a show and see if we could guess what show it came from.

  my name is lenny, and if i ain't got it, there isn't any.

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  Michael3000

  Titiana:

  "Don't open the box!!!"

  That's from "Seven" - Brad Pitt & Morgan Freeman

  "Any day spent NOT knocking on doors is a good day!"
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  Name that TV program

  by WildHorses in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i was at work tonight and we were joking around and talking about old shows we used to watch while growing up.

  i thought it would be fun if we wrote a line from a show and see if we could guess what show it came from.

  my name is lenny, and if i ain't got it, there isn't any.

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  Michael3000

  "As for your pitiful knowledge of what a woman really wants. I'm not wasting my time on some pathetic loser that doesn't even know what snow blowing is."

  "Pretty Woman"?

  "Do they teach you how to apologize in Law school? Cause you suck at it!"

  "Erin Brokovich"

  "Any day spent NOT knocking on doors is a good day!"
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  Sinfest Rocks!

  by Michael3000 in

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  heh-heh.... .

  "any day spent not knocking on doors is a good day!

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  Michael3000

  "Any day spent NOT knocking on doors is a good day!"
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  Name that TV program

  by WildHorses in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i was at work tonight and we were joking around and talking about old shows we used to watch while growing up.

  i thought it would be fun if we wrote a line from a show and see if we could guess what show it came from.

  my name is lenny, and if i ain't got it, there isn't any.

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  Michael3000

  Hmmm...

  "The Great Santini"?

  "Any day spent NOT knocking on doors is a good day!"
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  Name that TV program

  by WildHorses in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i was at work tonight and we were joking around and talking about old shows we used to watch while growing up.

  i thought it would be fun if we wrote a line from a show and see if we could guess what show it came from.

  my name is lenny, and if i ain't got it, there isn't any.

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  Michael3000

  "Goot Eeeevening....our next story is...."

  "Alfred Hitchcock Presents..."

  Come on! Gimme a HARD one!

  "Any day spent NOT knocking on doors is a good day!"
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  Name that TV program

  by WildHorses in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i was at work tonight and we were joking around and talking about old shows we used to watch while growing up.

  i thought it would be fun if we wrote a line from a show and see if we could guess what show it came from.

  my name is lenny, and if i ain't got it, there isn't any.

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  Michael3000

  "Bloodsuckers in Las Vegas? You're off your rocker, Kolchak!!"

  Ha! Easy one! "Night Stalker"

  "Any day spent NOT knocking on doors is a good day!"
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  You from Joisey?

  by RR in

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  are you from jersey?

  i'm in jersey, so let's get together!!!!.

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  Michael3000

  Larchmont, NY in Westchester County. About 30 minutes from Jersey...

  "Any day spent NOT knocking on doors is a good day!"
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  Young People Ask book

  by crownboy in

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  how many of you guys really believed and took to heart every word that was written in it?

  i was recently rereading it and it was ridiculous how sophomoric and unrealistic some of the answers to the questions were (e.g.

  when you have the urge to engage in the "sin" of masterbation you should pray to god untill the urge goes away.

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  Michael3000

  Good thing I wasn't working on gestures that night!

  Heh-heh...

  "Any day spent NOT knocking on doors is a good day!"
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  Name that TV program

  by WildHorses in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i was at work tonight and we were joking around and talking about old shows we used to watch while growing up.

  i thought it would be fun if we wrote a line from a show and see if we could guess what show it came from.

  my name is lenny, and if i ain't got it, there isn't any.

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  Michael3000

  "well, he wasn't circumsized"

  Mel Brooks' "History of the World, Part II" ???

  "Any day spent NOT knocking on doors is a good day!"
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  Sinfest Rocks!

  by Michael3000 in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  heh-heh.... .

  "any day spent not knocking on doors is a good day!

  "

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  Michael3000

  "Any day spent NOT knocking on doors is a good day!"