heya all!
finally got round to posting my first post!
well to tell you a bit about myself i'm 19 and i'm from australia!
OLD HIPPIE SEZ:
Just as I wonder how stupid it is possible to become, new messages pop up all the time here, telling me new records are made every day.
I think your wonderings have been answered by your very own post.
How sad, indeed.
"Any day spent NOT knocking on doors is a good day!"
one more topic.. my wife just called up to tell me that she was over my parents before a doctor's visit, chatting with my mother, when my crazed jw father threw my small 14 year old brother down the stairs and punched him for not wanting to study.. i've been beat, thrown down stairs, had potted plants thrown at me, chased around the house, and such, for not wanting to do the family study.. this is what the "truth" does to people, all you loyal jw's....take note...... (i'm so angry i'm shaking).
ashi.
p.s-my father said he was leaving my mother--oh god, pretty please, you motherf**ker.
Yes- CALL THE COPS!
"Any day spent NOT knocking on doors is a good day!"
"Why does Dad like to wear Mom's Undies?"
"How Come I Can't Just Stay Home & Watch 'Friends' on Meeting Nights?"
"Is There a God - Who Cares?" (OK, that's a moldy oldy)
"How Much Ecstasy Can I Take & Still Make Coherent Comments At The Watchtower Study?"
"If I Dream I'm Informal Witnessing To Pamela Anderson, & Have A 'Nocturnal Emission', Can I Still Count The Time?"
"Are You There, God? It's Me - Joelbear" (Joelbear, ya know I love ya! )
"Any day spent NOT knocking on doors is a good day!"
except fred hall, of course..
enjoy!!
be safe if you're traveling!.
Except Fred Hall, of course.
ENJOY!! Be safe if you're traveling!
--Michael
"Any day spent NOT knocking on doors is a good day!"
i don't like the word apostate.......because it simply is not the case in so many cases.
i think the term 'truthseeker' would be better and quite annoying to jws who think they are!.
come on you truthseekers!.
"Those who have now have a life"
"Any day spent NOT knocking on doors is a good day!"
back from more business,...i 've found this gem in one if the guardian's magazines (last saturday's issue).. here is the link given: .
http://www.cusscontrol.com/tips1.html.
here is the text:.
PIG F*****S! What the hell is the world coming to???
"Any day spent NOT knocking on doors is a good day!"
i was at work tonight and we were joking around and talking about old shows we used to watch while growing up.
i thought it would be fun if we wrote a line from a show and see if we could guess what show it came from.
my name is lenny, and if i ain't got it, there isn't any.
"I'm a mog, half man half dog - I'm my own best friend."
Ha-Ha! John Candy from "Spaceballs"!
"Any day spent NOT knocking on doors is a good day!"
i was at work tonight and we were joking around and talking about old shows we used to watch while growing up.
i thought it would be fun if we wrote a line from a show and see if we could guess what show it came from.
my name is lenny, and if i ain't got it, there isn't any.
"I can't believe you fell for it. That's the oldest trick in the book. That's why evil will always win over good, because good is dumb!"
From "The Princess Bride" (I think) - the scene where the poisoned chalice is switched?
OK CHooooocLAT... hmmm... "Kookla, Fran & Ollie"
"Any day spent NOT knocking on doors is a good day!"
i was at work tonight and we were joking around and talking about old shows we used to watch while growing up.
i thought it would be fun if we wrote a line from a show and see if we could guess what show it came from.
my name is lenny, and if i ain't got it, there isn't any.
"Well, he wasn't circumsized"
"Fargo"?
And I know that Tennessee Ernie Ford sang: ""16 tons and whatdayaget? Another day older an' deeper in debt. (more words I can't remember) ..... I owe my soul to the company store........."
I think the title was just "16 Tons", but I'm not sure...
"Any day spent NOT knocking on doors is a good day!"
i was at work tonight and we were joking around and talking about old shows we used to watch while growing up.
i thought it would be fun if we wrote a line from a show and see if we could guess what show it came from.
my name is lenny, and if i ain't got it, there isn't any.
SORRY TATiana (It wasn't a Freudian typo, I swear!)
"Any day spent NOT knocking on doors is a good day!"
