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  $300,000,000 - Percentage YOU Would Donate To WTS?

  by Derrick in

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  you buy a state lottery ticket with a motherlode of a jackpot similar to one in california recently.. lo and behold you alone win the $300,000,000.. before and after the next meeting you share your joy with the brothers and sisters.

  some are naturally curious to know what percentage you plan on donating to the world wide preaching work and local congregation?.

  how do you respond?.

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  Michael3000

  Hmmm...0% of "0" is...uhhh...lemme think...

  "Any day spent NOT knocking on doors is a good day!"
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  I just gave Fred a bath...

  by dmouse in

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  ...and he's not very happy..

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  Michael3000

  Fred prefers tongue baths...

  "Any day spent NOT knocking on doors is a good day!"
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  Why Are Women Better Liars Then Men ?

  by YYHWH in

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  i cannot tell a lie with a straight face.

  women seem to be able to lie and you cannot even have a clue they are not telling the truth.. why is that?.

  are women better liars?

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  Michael3000

  Why is that?
  Are Women better liars?

  Men are too distracted staring at women's breasts, that they can't focus long enough to detect a liar!

  (O)(O)

  "Any day spent NOT knocking on doors is a good day!"
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  Sadly, this is not a joke.

  by dedalus in

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  http://www.catholicshopper.com/products/inspirational_sport_statues.html .

  this may be the one dumb thing witnesses haven't thought up yet.. dedalus

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  Michael3000

  I'm VERY disappointed - no "Extreme Sports" Jesus!

  "Any day spent NOT knocking on doors is a good day!"
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  A little Hobbit humor.....

  by closer2fine in

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  http://www.chriswetherell.com/hobbit/default.asp .

  closer .

  solid stone is just sand and water, baby.

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  Michael3000

  Mine came out as "Berilac Foxburr of Loamsdown"

  And what about Fred Hall? Well...

  that would be "Drogo Sandybanks of Frogmorton"

  Jesus Christ comes out "Fosco Cotton of Overhill"

  And last, but certainly least, George W. Bush = "Moro Chubb-Baggins"

  Hah! I KNEW he was related to the Bagginses!

  "Any day spent NOT knocking on doors is a good day!"
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  Question re tower logo at Bethel (NYers??)

  by comment in

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  a friend of mine in new york just told me that the big tower logo on the side of bethel is no longer there.

  instead, there's a giant neon sign saying "watchtower" and a digital clock.. how long has this been the case?

  does anybody know why they got rid of the tower logo?.

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  Michael3000

  I don't think it's changed. I work in Battery Park in lower Manhattan & it still looks the same as when I was a Bethelite in the mid-80's: the red "Watchtower" sign with the time & temperature is on top of their office complex at 25 Columbia Heights, about 6 blocks from the Brooklyn Bridge. The "Read God's Word the Bible Daily" sign is painted along the side of Factory Building #4(I think it's #4?).

  "Any day spent NOT knocking on doors is a good day!"
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  Follow up to my Patterson call

  by Mulan in

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  yesterday i posted this: http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/forum/thread.asp?id=25490&site=3.

  last night, the po called me, because i had left a message for him.

  he was also very nice, and said he would tell the elders what i said, and he would come visit mom on saturday.

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  Michael3000

  XENU and MAVMAN:

  While the METHOD of bilking people at the door for money changed in 1991, the RESULT is the same: WTBTS gets the cash - usually TWICE.

  They are a multinational publishing company - not a real religion.

  Thank you.

  "Any day spent NOT knocking on doors is a good day!"
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  A Cult in Our Faces

  by Amazing in

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  a large number of x-jws have agreed that the watchtower is a cult or cult-like.

  our reading over the years after our exit gives us some appreciation for how cults work, even political type, like hitler's nazi party.

  having lived in a cult environment, we were willing to die for that religon if necessary - to please jehovah - so as we once thought it would.. now, the arafat cult is booming in our faces: with all the peace accords presented and some accepted, such as the oslo accords, etc.

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  Michael3000

  I heard Netenyahu (sp?) on news radio yesterday saying, "Arafat is just Osama bin Laden with good PR."

  How true...

  "Any day spent NOT knocking on doors is a good day!"
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  Some Cool Anagrams !!!!

  by YYHWH in

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  (mike morton).

  (mike morton).

  (mike morton).

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  Michael3000

  Anagram enthusiast = someone with too much damn time on their hands!

  "Any day spent NOT knocking on doors is a good day!"
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  How many Bikers we got here? (fluff)

  by Geordie in

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  just wondering how many of us "apostates" have gone all the way and become bikers.. i have just bought a yamaha xjr 1300cc and i also own a vw trike.. any one else out there into leathers/heavy drinking/rock music/rallys/drugs?

  oh yeah and bikes?

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  Michael3000

  I wanna be a biker chick..does that count???

  Heh-heh...Xena, you can hop on for a ride anytime!

  "Any day spent NOT knocking on doors is a good day!"