to live a long life, keep shaving.
to find your approximate date of death, measure your telomeres.
these are the pieces of dna that protect the ends of our chromosomes and control how fast our cells age, and scientists think shortened telomeres cause early death.
I am screwed!
Hey, El Kabong - thanks for reminding me how funny Dr. Demento was!
I have a sad story to tell youIt may hurt your feelings a bit
Last night when I walked into my bathroom
I stepped in a big pile of......
Shaving Cream. Be nice and clean
Shave every day and you'll alway's look clean
Although, that last word is KEEN, not clean.
Edited by - Michael3000 on 12 February 2003 16:30:44
Silly question! The right beer for me is the one I don't have to pay for!
i like big cars, big boats, big motorcycles, big houses and big campfires.
i believe the money i make belongs to me and my family, not some governmental stooge with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away to crack addicts for squirting out babies.
guns do not make you a killer.
Frank, Jesse would indeed be at the door. ; That is because for years every one of the above were only for whites. Beauty pageants, magazines, etc. were the sole possession of white society and even though blacks lived among you, they were virtually invisible in society. ; They were not afforded any of the privileges that whites had. ; Blacks could not use whiye toilets or drink at white water fountains or join white beauty pagents. (I wonder if that were true today would you be as vocal?) Blacks could not go to your schools and in some places it was even considered insolence on the part of blacks to look you in the eye. It was a lilly white world and we had better learn to live in it.
Amen, Gary1914 (and StinkyPantz, too)!
In the Republican version of a perfect world, all the above is blanked out, forgotten; and then comments can be made about how minorities speaking out for themselves & taking a stand against an unjust and immoral system are "whiners" or "troublemakers". Conservative, White America can be summed up in two words: DEEP DENIAL.
i like big cars, big boats, big motorcycles, big houses and big campfires.
i believe the money i make belongs to me and my family, not some governmental stooge with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away to crack addicts for squirting out babies.
guns do not make you a killer.
I don't think being a minority makes you a victim of anything except numbers. The only things I can think of that are truly discriminatory are things like the United Negro College Fund, Jet Magazine, Black Entertainment Television, and Miss Black America. Try to have things like the United Caucasian College Fund, Cloud Magazine, White Entertainment Television, or Miss White America and see what happens. Jesse Jackson will be knocking down your door.
Ah... true Republicanism. How refreshing (NOT).
i was thinking back about some of the more memorable dramas at the district assemblies.
i think my favorite was the one about lot and his wife ... the one where she looked back at the city and turned to a pillar of salt.
i also liked the one some time back about the wicked witch of the east and wicked witch of the west ... especially the part where the building fell on the wicked witch of the east because she was unfaithful ... and i liked the way it ended when the entire family including her uncle and next door neighbor were able to pioneer together.
I wish I could remember! Usually, I was asleep within 10 minutes of the lights going down...
i am apollo.
#1artemis twin brother.
he was a great musician, and the god of truth, light, and healing.
I am Poseidon!
imagine you are the head of the security services in your city.
somewhere in your city is a bomb.
it is timed to explode sometime in the next 24 hours, very probably in a crowded area.
Sounds EXACTLY like the plot of this season's "24" on Fox (here in the US).
Like a true American, I'll have to watch next week's episode before I can give you an opinion on your dilemma!
this is an email received today.
what do you make of it?
a bit dodgy or what!
I get at least 3 of those a month!
.
.
ok so i'm watching the aussie open and serena williams is playing.. i'm thinking, i'm gonna go to the open this year, and yell out to serena, come on serena you can do it, jehovah is on your side he wants you to win.. except i know he prefers golf.. wonder how everyone would react if i did it a few times?
VIVA, LAS APOSTARENAS!!!!!!!!!!!
in the uk hundreds have been arrested for child por charges.
in one article it is interesting to note the educations level of these sickos: .
british police have arrested 1,300 suspects, including a judge, dentists, doctors, police officers and a deputy school headmaster.. .
Love your Ultraman avatar!
