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  Something I want to tell you apostates

  by LeftBehind in

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  i want you to know that you have destroyed a family because of your lies about jehovah and his organization.

  a family member went apostate and has turned his back on jehovah.

  he told us he is never coming back and i know he went and visited internet sites.

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  Michael3000

  LOL! Is that you, Freddy?
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  Nasal Surgery

  by Alana in

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  i had a septoplasty, turbinate shaving, & removal of a nasal bone spur this last monday.

  i almost posted that i was going to have a procedure and ask that you all keep me in your thoughts.....but, thought that compared to what some here are going through, that this would be nothing at all.

  has anyone here had similar surgery?

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  Michael3000

  Alana, you have my deepest sympathy. Does this procedure cure snoring? I snore pretty loudly, & my wife would be ever so grateful...
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  We're all hypocrites!

  by free2beme in

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  i firmly believe that if you talk to someone long enough and know someone long enough, you will learn they are a hypocrite.

  i don't think anyone can remain on one theme in their life forever and stick with it, as life is just to much about change to allow this and the human experience is about learning and changing.

  when i see people quote others and yell the inevitable "hypocrite" comment in their direction.

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  Michael3000

  Indeed!
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  Mention of Jehovah's Witnesses in popular entertainment

  by enderby in

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  i don't know if this thread has been done before, but can anybody think of times that jehovah's witnesses were made mention of or joked about in music, tv, or movies?

  for example,there are a couple of simpsons episodes, one were marge alludes to being so desperate for company that jehovah's witnesses ran away when she went to get them more lemonade.

  another time, two jw's approach the simpsons' house and one turns to the other just before ringing the doorbell and asks "ruby, do you ever think we should get real jobs?".

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  Michael3000

  In the beginning of the Chris Tucker movie, "Friday". Jehovahs witnesses are ringing the door bell and ringing the door bell finally when the door is answered and they say their not interested the angry JW says "Well, F_CK you then!" And that lady was played by LaWanda Page (real name Amanda Peal) who played Aunt Esther on Sanford & Son. May she rest in peace.
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  Pictures from home...remembering why I don't miss it.

  by wanderlustguy in

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  here's a couple of pics that bring back memories...the shop my dad own that i worked in for a couple of bucks an hour less than anyone else, even after i moved out.

  and the swimming pool he built for "us" (mainly so young girls would come over and be half naked).. funny, people used to think it was so cool because it was the only pool around town...now it's so pathetic to me.

  wlg

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  Michael3000

  Sheesh! Is that a meth lab?
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  Watchtower website article on the History of the Tortilla

  by IronGland in

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  "please pass the tortillas".

  while the writer obviously enjoys tortillas i wonder if it saddens him that the culture that created the tasty tortilla will soon be slaughtered at har-mageddon?

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  Michael3000

  Scintillating!
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  West Coast Clips!

  by Voyager in

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  http://www.westcoastclips.com/ .

  backup thread:.

  http://www.westcoastclips.com/ .

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  Best Jehovah's Witness - Village Voice Oct 6-12

  by NewYork44M in

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  check out page 28 from the "best of new york" issue:.

  "his wisper could be a mantra, but more likely he's just nervous.

  be that as it may the quiet man who hands out'the 'the watchtower' at the metropolitan g/lorimar l makes droopy dog look like a cocksure speed freak and has dome more to humanize his religion than packs of bothersome type a doorbell pushers.

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  Michael3000

  44, we probably pass each other every morning at GCT! The dubs usually hang out near or in the tunnel to the Shuttle Train, downstairs near the 4-5-6 & 7 lines. Some days, if I am not in a rush, I go stand in front of them (as they sit on the wooden benches near the token booth), shake my head, and say, "You're not actually gonna COUNT this time, are you?"

  It's nice to start my day with a smile!
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  Howard Stern set free...

  by Confucious in

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  howard stern is leaving clear channel because they didn't stand up to him when the fcc gave them presure.

  so in 2006, howard stern will go to satelite radio.

  my opinion first and then the quote... .

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  Michael3000

  Howard Rocks! Not everyone appreciates his style of humor (which is heavily dependent on IRONY), but that's OK, too.
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  Interesting conversation with a well known Elder in Brooklyn

  by pratt1 in

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  on my way home last night from work i ran into a prominent elder from brooklyn.

  this guy is always featured at circuit assemblies and his family was presented as the model witiness family in the 80's.

  well imagine my shock and surprise when i realized that this dub had just bought a lottery ticket.

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  Michael3000

  Yeah, we need the name, if we're going to pray for the poor SOB to win this week, right?

  I'm guessing it's J.R. Brown, or my old PO, Aaron Swan... :)