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  One Final Thing

  by Hyghlandyr in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  just a final word, and i had to say this because, heck well, it just had to be said..... and i've said it before but now i have proof..... flower is a damned goddess yo!.

  had the opportunity to meet her when i went for a screening for a study yesterday....dayum!.....

  her photo doesnt do her justice.

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  MikeMusto

  YOU WILL GET YOUR BIGGS!!!
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  Questions From Readers

  by Guest 77 in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  ok, we all know the old wt routine of inserting a question from readers at the back of the wt.

  here's one for this forum.. i'm going to set the stage for my question.. jah is a holy and an exacting god.

  he does not tolerate uncleaness/ sin and this was shown in the experience of the first human pair.

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  MikeMusto

  Guest77,

  In the book of (insert scripture here) we find that a year to humans is less than a moment to Jehovha. So that fact that Jehovah waited
  over 6,000 years to oust Satan from heaven can be explained several ways. To Jehovah it was only moments before he ousted Satan. Jehovah
  also waited so that this privilege could be given to His Son Jesus
  Chris in fulfillment of Prophecy.

  Regards,
  Christian Congergation of Jehovahs Witnesses
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  Not all are windowwashers!!

  by carlitos71 in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  to those that say that most jw's are windowwashers(due to no higher education), well you're wrong.

  some are carpet cleaners, grease monkeys, pizza delivery boys, bread delivery boy, drivers, hair cutters, carwashers, toilet cleaners.... hey wait a minute... like the allmighty homer j. simpson said "dough!!

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  MikeMusto

  never trust a guy with a mullett
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  JW Cruise....S.Caribbean, 12/7-12/14

  by teenyuck in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  if you are looking to go on a cruise in december, on celebrity, in the southern caribbean, make sure you ask who else is on board, before you book!

  unless you want to spend your days being preached to on a ship...remember, no escape on the water!.

  just got this off of jw on the web: .

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  MikeMusto

  1. this goes against society counsel regarding "witness getaways"
  please see your km.

  2. they must be very wealthy to own a ship, becuase the are limiting those that go on the
  cruise to JW's
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  "50 Ways To Leave The 'Hovas"

  by Mister Biggs in

  1. social
  2. humour

  remember the song, '50 ways to leave your lover' by paul simon?.

  well, i tweaked the lyrics a tad bit.

  (i even incoporated our very own simon's name into it...simon and paul simon...oh, the irony!).

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  MikeMusto

  how bout..

  stop it biggs... i whoopa u ass
  if you show rhaman again...
  cuz it got to go to .class ...ummm..ok
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  Not all are windowwashers!!

  by carlitos71 in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  to those that say that most jw's are windowwashers(due to no higher education), well you're wrong.

  some are carpet cleaners, grease monkeys, pizza delivery boys, bread delivery boy, drivers, hair cutters, carwashers, toilet cleaners.... hey wait a minute... like the allmighty homer j. simpson said "dough!!

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  MikeMusto

  I am still a JW - went to college and make more than
  the elders listed. Unfortunately its the roll of the dice
  and seeing if you can keep the elders at bay. Of course
  i went to Bethel which may have bought me some time.
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  JWs at my door....return visit tomorrow

  by mpatrick in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i just had two nice jw women knock on my door...i invited them in and listened to their brief presentation and accepted the watchtower and awake.

  they couldn't stay(had a bible study they had to go on)so they said they will be back tomorrow...i am playing the naive daughter of jw parents of whom i have had debates with in regards to jw doctrines...that way i don't seem to be totally oblivious to their teachings, yet not an "evil apostate"!.

  i was taken off guard, so i am glad they are coming back....any suggestions on how to approach these two women without blowing my cover?

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  MikeMusto

  aske them about the lineage of the "slave class"
  i suggest going to difellowshipped.com for questions you
  could ask them. JW's love answering one sided questions about
  the slave class..

  "the reason i never became bastised was that i never understood
  who was in charge of writing the articles"

  oh a slave class?

  but how long has this class existed?
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  Important Link! Please send to everyone involved.

  by LDH in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  * http://www.fungrams.com/network/haha.shtml.

  this is the link someone asked me for, but i can't remember who!.

  good luck!.

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  MikeMusto

  my head exploded
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  "50 Ways To Leave The 'Hovas"

  by Mister Biggs in

  1. social
  2. humour

  remember the song, '50 ways to leave your lover' by paul simon?.

  well, i tweaked the lyrics a tad bit.

  (i even incoporated our very own simon's name into it...simon and paul simon...oh, the irony!).

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  MikeMusto

  what does Jay-Z have to do with the WTS
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  Who's Painting the Brooklyn Bridge?

  by NeonMadman in

  1. watchtower
  2. scandals

  as i've mentioned here before, i go into nyc at least once a week for business.

  recently, when using the brooklyn bridge, i've noticed that it was being painted.

  well, today, i was crossing from brooklyn to manhattan, when i noticed a small sign at the beginning of the bridge on the brooklyn side that said "tower ptg".

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  MikeMusto

  As you probably know unions run new york.
  unions hate wts