Remember the song, '50 Ways To Leave Your Lover' by Paul Simon?
Well, I tweaked the lyrics a tad bit. (I even incoporated our very own Simon's name into it...Simon and Paul Simon...Oh, the irony!)
Enjoy...
"The problem is all inside your head", Simon said to me.
"The answer is easy if you take it logically
I'd like to help you in your struggle to be free
There must be fifty ways to leave the Hova's"
He said "It's really not my habit to intrude,
Furthermore I hope my meaning won't be lost or misconstrued.
So I repeat myself, at the risk of being crude
There must be fifty ways to leave the Hovah's...
Fifty ways to leave the Hovah's."
"Just slip out the back, Jack, make a new plan, Stan,
Don't need to be coy, Roy, just listen to me!
Hop on the bus, Gus, don't need to discuss much,
Just drop off the (Kingdom Hall) key, Lee, and get yourself free."
Simon said "It grieves me so to see you in such pain.
I wish there was something I could do to make you smile again
I said, "I appreciate that, but would you please explain about the fifty ways..."
He said, "Why don't you just sleep on it tonight
And I believe, in the morning you'll begin to see the light."
And then he shook my hand and I realized he probably was right
There must be fifty ways to leave the Hovah's...
Fifty ways to leave the Hovah's
"Just slip out the back, Jack, make a new plan, Stan,
Don't need to be coy, Roy, just listen to me!
Hop on the bus, Gus, don't need to discuss much,
Just drop off the (Kingdom Hall) key, Lee, and get yourself free."