Ah Skipper... yer still trying to recover after your day in 'service' - the Untheocratic Ministry
Mimilly
since the lite gets brighter and brighter and jehovah always reveals his confidential matters to his servants, what new light will we next learn?
Ah Skipper... yer still trying to recover after your day in 'service' - the Untheocratic Ministry
Mimilly
since the lite gets brighter and brighter and jehovah always reveals his confidential matters to his servants, what new light will we next learn?
That donating and taking blood transfusions will no longer be deemed a Dfing offence. It will be a matter of conscience. In other words - their new light will prove that a whole lotta people died for nothing.
Mimilly
my cousin max, who lives in pennsylvania sent me this today.
he says it would be funny, if it wasn't true.. i t i s s o h o t t h a t .
.. the birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.. the trees are whistling for the dogs.. the best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.. hot water now comes out of both taps.. you can make sun tea instantly.. you learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron.. the temperature drops below 95 and you feel a little chilly.. you discover that in july it only takes 2 fingers to steer your car.. you discover that you can get sunburned through your car window.. you actually burn your hand opening the car door.. you break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m.. your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "what if i get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and i cook to death?".
Mulan - hmmmmmmmm.... do you have room for one more The weather here is supposed to last well into next week. It's made me sick. Literally. So really.... teehee... do you have room for one more?
love Mimilly (of the sucking up but honest about it class )
my name is donna.
i was directed to this forum through freeminds.org by randy watters.
i found his site to be very helpful to me and i highly recommend it to other newbies.
DJ - I would like to welcome you properly to the board. I did earlier on, and I wanted to say much, but the heat here has all of my family (my girls and I) very cranky. I was a bit beside myself - oh darn! I was at the end of my rope!
Anyhow, your story touched me greatly. You explain yourself eloquently and the fact that you survived the pain that struck your family shows your strength. I'm so very happy for you that your husband lived. As other posters have said, on this board you will find stories filled with pain, agony, abuse, but we keep each other going just by sharing our days and trials.
We have an awesome sense of humor too You've now entered a community where you are understood. I'll never forget the feeling. I didn't find this site until early this year. These people are my family. I'm looking forward to meeting you in chat. I went to email you but it's locked. Feel free to email me if you'd like to talk. I don't give out anyone's email.
hugs and welcome! Mimilly
my cousin max, who lives in pennsylvania sent me this today.
he says it would be funny, if it wasn't true.. i t i s s o h o t t h a t .
.. the birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.. the trees are whistling for the dogs.. the best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.. hot water now comes out of both taps.. you can make sun tea instantly.. you learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron.. the temperature drops below 95 and you feel a little chilly.. you discover that in july it only takes 2 fingers to steer your car.. you discover that you can get sunburned through your car window.. you actually burn your hand opening the car door.. you break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m.. your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "what if i get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and i cook to death?".
Yes Mike, we all know that the fashionista is too hot to trot! Move outa the way! Hot stuff comin through ..... ah, wait.... flaming bright clothes coming through!
A man was seen in New York today wearing flames of color for clothing. When asked why he did this, his reply was "Tsk! Sigh. YOU don't know Chelsea boys very well do you! WE heat this town up - way up. Gawd - THAT'S why it's 240 degrees here today! "
Just a guess. Anyhow -
hugs, Mimilly
okay, okay........quiet the moans down!
this is a fluff topic, but i need fluff right about now!
lol .
Fave gadget in the kitchen? My computer
Actually I am a domestic goddess in hiding these days. I love cooking, baking, being creative. I don't have many gadgets as of yet - but when I am able to get some - a melon baller is on the list, as well as a space saver coffee maker (timed) and a radio. (I seriously need help moving in the morning now that my girls are old enough to do their own thing)
When I get to renovating - I'm turning a closet into a place to hang my pots and pans so I don't have to crawl on my knees to get them. I also love those wire organizers that make the corner cupboards actually usuable. And a real tea-pot. The cupboards will become bookcases (for cookbooks) and plants and pics.
Damn it all! Take me to IKEA right now! LOL
Mimilly
my name is donna.
i was directed to this forum through freeminds.org by randy watters.
i found his site to be very helpful to me and i highly recommend it to other newbies.
Donna, welcome aboard. Make yourself at home.
Mimilly
my cousin max, who lives in pennsylvania sent me this today.
he says it would be funny, if it wasn't true.. i t i s s o h o t t h a t .
.. the birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.. the trees are whistling for the dogs.. the best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.. hot water now comes out of both taps.. you can make sun tea instantly.. you learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron.. the temperature drops below 95 and you feel a little chilly.. you discover that in july it only takes 2 fingers to steer your car.. you discover that you can get sunburned through your car window.. you actually burn your hand opening the car door.. you break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m.. your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "what if i get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and i cook to death?".
This is what I am currently enduring. Over 104F plus humidity for a week now and smog alerts. It 'cools' down to mid 30s C at night. (80-90sF)
I'm pretty much at the end of my wits. Can't do anything. I've hosed the dogs and me - with the warm water out of the hose. In Atlantic Canada we are not use to this extreme weather. It's happened for three summers in a row now - so next year I'm getting an air conditioner.
I just hope my daughters and I don't kill each other before this weather breaks. Oh yeh.. that would require energy. hahaha..... migraines, heat cramps and growing gills is the order of the day, er, I mean week.
But thanks for the list. I'm gonna print this one off. There is humor in almost everything
Melting Mimilly
if a=z3xc' then 4 x a-pi+k=56%of all jw's.
take the sum divide 4 and take 43=z2y2-67x3.3.
x3-65+b2= jehovahs witness are wrong
Oh dear Gawd. My brain just busted. All over the place. (Why didn't it do this at the kingdumb hall?) Oh, cos I wasn't listening.
Now, there's a headless Salem cleaning up the splatter of brains off the monitor and surrounding areas of the kitchen in this ungodly heat. How will I explain this to people. I no longer have a mouth. Just fingers to type. This could get difficult.
So much for the shrink. LOL
Mimilly of the damn proud to be insane class!
my 10 year old grand daughter and her friend co-wrote a poem that is in print, "a penguin's dream.
" - within the artic circle.
a penguin had a dream.
Out of the mouths of babes. What a beautiful poem. It gives me hope to hear children writing things like that. You've every right to be proud!
Mimilly