Posts by Mimilly

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What's your favorite kitchen..........

by scootergirl in

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okay, okay........quiet the moans down!

this is a fluff topic, but i need fluff right about now!

lol .

Mimilly

Fave gadget in the kitchen? My computer

Actually I am a domestic goddess in hiding these days. I love cooking, baking, being creative. I don't have many gadgets as of yet - but when I am able to get some - a melon baller is on the list, as well as a space saver coffee maker (timed) and a radio. (I seriously need help moving in the morning now that my girls are old enough to do their own thing)

When I get to renovating - I'm turning a closet into a place to hang my pots and pans so I don't have to crawl on my knees to get them. I also love those wire organizers that make the corner cupboards actually usuable. And a real tea-pot. The cupboards will become bookcases (for cookbooks) and plants and pics.

Damn it all! Take me to IKEA right now! LOL

Mimilly

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I'd like to introduce myself.......

by DJ in

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my name is donna.

i was directed to this forum through freeminds.org by randy watters.

i found his site to be very helpful to me and i highly recommend it to other newbies.

Mimilly

Donna, welcome aboard. Make yourself at home.

Mimilly

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How hot is it?

by Mulan in

my cousin max, who lives in pennsylvania sent me this today.

he says it would be funny, if it wasn't true.. i t i s s o h o t t h a t .

.. the birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.. the trees are whistling for the dogs.. the best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.. hot water now comes out of both taps.. you can make sun tea instantly.. you learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron.. the temperature drops below 95 and you feel a little chilly.. you discover that in july it only takes 2 fingers to steer your car.. you discover that you can get sunburned through your car window.. you actually burn your hand opening the car door.. you break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m.. your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "what if i get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and i cook to death?".

Mimilly

This is what I am currently enduring. Over 104F plus humidity for a week now and smog alerts. It 'cools' down to mid 30s C at night. (80-90sF)

I'm pretty much at the end of my wits. Can't do anything. I've hosed the dogs and me - with the warm water out of the hose. In Atlantic Canada we are not use to this extreme weather. It's happened for three summers in a row now - so next year I'm getting an air conditioner.

I just hope my daughters and I don't kill each other before this weather breaks. Oh yeh.. that would require energy. hahaha..... migraines, heat cramps and growing gills is the order of the day, er, I mean week.

But thanks for the list. I'm gonna print this one off. There is humor in almost everything

Melting Mimilly

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This is why Jehovahs witnesses are wrong

by sleepy in

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if a=z3xc' then 4 x a-pi+k=56%of all jw's.

take the sum divide 4 and take 43=z2y2-67x3.3.

x3-65+b2= jehovahs witness are wrong

Mimilly

Oh dear Gawd. My brain just busted. All over the place. (Why didn't it do this at the kingdumb hall?) Oh, cos I wasn't listening.

Now, there's a headless Salem cleaning up the splatter of brains off the monitor and surrounding areas of the kitchen in this ungodly heat. How will I explain this to people. I no longer have a mouth. Just fingers to type. This could get difficult.

So much for the shrink. LOL

Mimilly of the damn proud to be insane class!

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My grand daughter's poem, "A Penguin's Dre...

by larc in

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my 10 year old grand daughter and her friend co-wrote a poem that is in print, "a penguin's dream.

" - within the artic circle.

a penguin had a dream.

Mimilly

Out of the mouths of babes. What a beautiful poem. It gives me hope to hear children writing things like that. You've every right to be proud!

Mimilly

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Let's play Un-Theocratic Ministry School

by Mindchild in

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i thought it would be a nice break from things to have a little fun and at the same time fine tune our jw repellant skills.

so it is time for another round of un-theocratic ministry school.

for this presentation my fine ex-jw friends, we will play door to door games with dubs.

Mimilly

Well, here, take another bottle of water for your travels. And I ALWAYS give hugs to those who come to my home, so ((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((Mindchild))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

Now don't hugs just cheer you up? Have a good day!

Mimilly

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Redneck Neighbor-This will split yer sides!

by Mimilly in

check this site out - read it all and look at all the pics.

what would you do if you lived next door to these people?

lol this is a true story of one family's adventures with a certain 'neighbor'.

Mimilly

Check this site out - read it all and look at all the pics. What would YOU do if you lived next door to these people? LOL This is a true story of one family's adventures with a certain 'neighbor'.

http://www.knology.net/~carlos/redneck.htm

Mimilly

Edited by - Mimilly on 18 August 2002 21:20:28

Edited by - Mimilly on 18 August 2002 21:21:30

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This is why Jehovahs witnesses are wrong

by sleepy in

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if a=z3xc' then 4 x a-pi+k=56%of all jw's.

take the sum divide 4 and take 43=z2y2-67x3.3.

x3-65+b2= jehovahs witness are wrong

Mimilly

Alright alla ya. Now you've gone and seriously torpedoed (sp) my brain. When I have to visit a shrink regarding this, I will have to try to explain these numerical equations laced with LSD!

Mimilly

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Let's play Un-Theocratic Ministry School

by Mindchild in

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i thought it would be a nice break from things to have a little fun and at the same time fine tune our jw repellant skills.

so it is time for another round of un-theocratic ministry school.

for this presentation my fine ex-jw friends, we will play door to door games with dubs.

Mimilly

You say you don't judge - but to disfellowship someone is to judge them.. right?! You still did not answer my question sir - how do you know for CERTAIN that God gives only the Jehovah's the truth?

As for sinners, we are ALL sinners. If sinners want to go to church, they should be allowed, so that they can gain knowledge and fellowship without judgement. As for child molesters, they should be reported to the police and thrown in jail. You guys do that don't you?

Jesus is unconditional in his love and that is the way churches should behave.

...........

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Let's play Un-Theocratic Ministry School

by Mindchild in

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friends

i thought it would be a nice break from things to have a little fun and at the same time fine tune our jw repellant skills.

so it is time for another round of un-theocratic ministry school.

for this presentation my fine ex-jw friends, we will play door to door games with dubs.

Mimilly

Sir.... sir.... hello? Ah, must be the heat distracting you there eh? You spoke of the early Christians - but Jesus said the only law he put in place was the golden rule. He also put the pharisees and the apostles down for judging. Since humans are imperfect, how do we have the right to judge one another? When someone does something wrong - it is between them and God, for only God can judge, as He knows all.

And you didn't answer my question again. How do you know for CERTAIN that you Jehovahs are the only ones God has given truth to?

(wipes brow, sips some water and walks over to adjust the air conditioner while adjusting her very snug summer dress.)

.........,.

Edited by - Mimilly on 18 August 2002 13:58:22