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  Post your jokes here

  by dm6 in

  1. social
  2. humour

  hopefully this will get a good response because i love jokes, especially ones about the wt or jw's!.

  ill start it off.. .

  how do we know there are no female angels in heaven?.

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  dm6

  What does a blackman say when he walks over a zebra crossing?

  now you see me, now you dont, now you see mw, now you dont.......
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  untitled

  by shechaiyah in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  hi friends,.

  it's been a long time.

  i check in about every five years.. .

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  dm6

  YHVH, im glad this tetragrammaton helps you out in times of despair.

  I use my brain instead, but whatever works for you.
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  OMIGAWD...

  by AGuest in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  for some reason i have allowed myself to let my tv channel stay stuck on... wait for it... "the maury povich" show!

  talk about a train wreck... or several train wrecks... looping... over... and over... and over... and after each scenario i tell myself "change the dang channel!

  " then... another "wreck".

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  still thinking, damn! im so sorry LOL
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  Post your jokes here

  by dm6 in

  1. social
  2. humour

  hopefully this will get a good response because i love jokes, especially ones about the wt or jw's!.

  ill start it off.. .

  how do we know there are no female angels in heaven?.

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  dm6

  Fatfreak - now i feel really stupid lol

  ok heres another :

  Did eve ever have a date with adam?

  No, it was an apple.
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  Post your jokes here

  by dm6 in

  1. social
  2. humour

  hopefully this will get a good response because i love jokes, especially ones about the wt or jw's!.

  ill start it off.. .

  how do we know there are no female angels in heaven?.

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  LOL talesin!!!!!!!!!!! I actually LOLd at that!

  Unfortunately i dont have the wit to understand moshes joke lol sorry
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  Loosing loved ones to death while still a witness

  by man in black in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  just wondering,,, have any of you lost family members or friends to death while you were still a jw ?.

  if so, how did you feel about it while still a witness, and perhaps how did your viewpoint change after leaving, thinking that soon everything .

  you were taught about the "coming new order" would become reality ?.

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  dm6

  Whilst i was studying to become a JW about a year ago, my aunty died who was a JW, i saw her in hospital the day before she died. I stayed with her and my uncle too.

  It was really sad i thought, that at the funeral, the talk on her was short but the talk on resurection and all JW related stuff was much longer. I was disgusted by this, as was the whole entire family as no one else was a JW except my uncle, and i was just a study.
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  Post your jokes here

  by dm6 in

  1. social
  2. humour

  hopefully this will get a good response because i love jokes, especially ones about the wt or jw's!.

  ill start it off.. .

  how do we know there are no female angels in heaven?.

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  2. 
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  dm6

  Hopefully this will get a good response because i love jokes, especially ones about the WT or JW's!

  Ill start it off.

  How do we know there are no female angels in Heaven?

  Answer: Revelations 8:1
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  OMIGAWD...

  by AGuest in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  for some reason i have allowed myself to let my tv channel stay stuck on... wait for it... "the maury povich" show!

  talk about a train wreck... or several train wrecks... looping... over... and over... and over... and after each scenario i tell myself "change the dang channel!

  " then... another "wreck".

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  dm6

  Maury povich has got nothing on Jeremy kyle and the skidmarks on the british underpants.

  Basically, well um yeah, basically.

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8vpNkj-g_Q
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  Double dog dare you not to agree

  by Terry in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  this guy is known for his youtube rants about this and that.. he is strictly "street".

  he uses what use to be called "common sense" in very "keepin' it real" language.. .

  listen to his rant on the budget crisis, debt, borrowing and obamba and see if you don't cheer at the end.. .

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  dm6

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXqPYte8tvc
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  OMG Jehovah really is the TRUTH OMG

  by dm6 in

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  2. humour

  ............yeah right.

  what a load of bollocks.

  pointless post i know.

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  dm6

  Yes the witnesses must be right - because god wants everyone to clock up the amount of hours you serve his watchtower.