SYN -- GOOD ONE -- I LOVE IT! I MEAN AWESOME STUFF HERE!!
OK -- HERE ARE SOME NON-FUNNY ONES. Sad thing is, this is no-no stuff, so very pathetic. Makes it funny is a sad sorta way. The following are meant to be serious... man, I am surprised the JW's even exist...
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Have you ever removed your eyes from the speaker for more than 5 seconds?
Is your Watchtower marked up or blank?
Do you need to take more than one bathroom break?
Do the folks in the row farthest from your hear you singing?
Is your shirt above or below the knee cap?
Does your jacket match your pants?
Do you have day old stubble?
Do you listen to music other than Kingdom Melodies?
Does this music contain the words "I want your body" or "It's time to party?"
Have you ever played a sport or wore a team T-Shirt or hung a poster on the wall of a well known person?
When you dance do you move your hips?
Do you date with out proper adult supervision?
Have you ever kissed with your tongue without the benefit of marriage?
While in the bathtub do your hands wander?
Have you ever thought in a lustful way about that one brother or sister who has an ass that won't quit?
Do you secretly think that the PO has bad breath?
Have you ever said "damn it" in the heat of a moment?
Does your controlled life suck?