I agree with Closer
Seriously - thanks. I talked to Ang today in chat. You both get a big thanks from me for all the time, energy and funds you have spent on such a crazy bunch. Thanks.
Posts by MrMoe
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by Budda Belly insimon.... thanks for your hard work and the freedom.
you give us here on the board.. i vote you as "man of the year".
it's to bad we all don't live in a small english town.
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Favorite Dead Performer
by Yerusalyim inequal time, and given the spirit of the season, who is your favorite dead performer?.
mine, buddy holly, though he just kinda laid there and oozed all over the stage.. yerusalyim.
"vanity!
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MrMoe
Well oh well--
Jimi Hendrix
Jim Morrison
Janis Joplin
Louie Armstrong (coaught you by surprise with that one didn't I?"...waht a wonderful world."
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ONE MORE STEP AWAY FOR MY WIFE
by Yerusalyim inshe came home from work yesterday with a halloween costume, for herself.
just one more step away from the borg for my wife.
oh, it was a tiger lady outfit.
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MrMoe
Awesome! If she has done that then I have great news for you. She's already out. Celebrating "wordly pegan" holidays is an automatic cause for investigation and can be a DFing or Daing offense. DA due to the fact that it is false worship and by those actions she would be publically declaring her stance.
Cool beans! Have fun with that tigger suit!
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The BIG 4-0! I'm a gang member now!
by Andee inthe over the hill gang.. so, it's official now.
i'm middle aged.. happy birthday to me.. andee
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MrMoe
Happy Birthday! Will you be wearing your birthday suit?
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Ooh... someone doesn't like us!
by Simon ini don't think someone meant for me to get this reply .
hi (name removed).
i thought you might be interested in this page: http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/forum/thread.asp?id=13759.
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MrMoe
So - thier goal is to move like stealth and "expose us all?" HAR HAR HAR - we already know who we are. And the stealth thing? Well - I think they missed the boat on that one, don't you Simon?
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US, a civilized or a barbaric country?
by Kent inus, a civilized or a barbaric country?
i am fully aware i might upset some people on the board by asking what i do in this thread, and i wouldnt be surprised if someone would accuse me of attacking americans again.
i do, however, have a reason for asking and my question is an honest one.
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MrMoe
The US welfare system does not include white men.
You have to be a minority to get welfare - white men are the only non-minority.
Welfare check for a single mom with one kid with NO OTHER income is $240 per month.
If the single mom gets child support - she is not entitiled to get any of it - the state takes it or she stops getting welfare.
Food stamps are around $150-200 per month for a single mom with one kid.
Public housing sucks the big one - most places are extreme crime and infested with bugs - although I am sure there HAS to be an exception.
Medicaid is dencent (medical insurance for the truly poor) but men again don't qualify.
You only get benefits for no more than 2 1/2 kids (how they figure that I don't know.)
There is a lifetime maximum for welfare of 5 years and you can't stay on it more than 2 years at a time and you ARE REQUIRED to find a job. Once you have a job - you loose cheap or free public housing (you can pay as long as you don't make enough but it super $$$$$) and you loose medicaid and your welfare check (which ain't jack seeing on how it's only $240 per month - not enough to support my cat let alone my family.)
Most people on welfare in this country are loosers who don't want to work. Some have had a rough break and they have to get less benefits/food/cash (paid by tax dollars) than the loosers cause the loosers eat all the money away cause thier lazy ass won't get a job - too busy dealing drugs. Sp the poor people who got a bad break suffer - and men don't get sh*t. Sad - huh?
And medical insurance - well that's a a joke, too. Look at Medicare. Yikes! And Social Security. Yikes!
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MrMoe
Just call me an idiot fool! Living life and havin' fun!
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GROOM WANTED ADVERTISEMENTS
by Kent inhere is your chanse, braindead jws!
groom wanted for jehova's witness girl, 25, 5', degree, from ernakulam, working as secratary.
prefer educated, god fearing jehovah's witness boys from kerala.
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MrMoe
Ha Ha - where the heck did you find that Kent? Searching for an online bride? Har har.
I like this one:
G1569. Groom Wanted for Nair girl, 22, 167cm, Pooyam, BSc Micro biology, SW Engg APTECH, Med Transcription, MSc Bio Technology First yr student. Prefer Professionally qualified boy. Contact: [email protected]All the Nair girls (nair as in the hair removal product) want "professional" boys. The question is, professional what? Call boy? Hmmmmmm. LOL
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MrMoe
SPAM
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A new car designed for Jehovah's Witnesses
by Mindchild ina concept car that is designed for and will be marketed exclusively to jehovahs witnesses will be unveiled through a series of international religious assemblies in the summer of 2002.. the car, developed secretly in conjunction with the toyota motor corp and the watchtower bible and tract society in new york, is designed to optimize publisher performance in the churchs evangelical membership drive and to leave a good public impression about jehovahs witnesses.
biometric sensors built into the car's steering mechanism also monitor a driver's pulse and galvanic skin response - sweat level - for signs of agitation, and play smoothing religious songs when the driver is upset.
if the church member fails to spend at least 3 hours on the weekend in the assigned local area to engage in evangelical activity, the car's computer will issue an alert from a display on the dashboard or send a wireless message to the local headquarters.
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MrMoe
Hilarious!!! I LOVE IT!! I'm gonna have to share this with the hubby!!
You forgot to mention the secret cattle prod device that omits an electrical shock rendering the publisher unconscious. Each wand will be attached to the driver's seat and used on those who forgot to use their "over coming objections" pitch. The whole car will know if this has not been done because there is a state-of-the-art device installed monitoring all things said at the householder's door, immediately routing back to the elders houses during weekdays or straight to the GB on Saturdays (cause elders don't go out in field service during the week.) Those observing this travesty of not over coming objections will call in via the on board internet connection hidden underneath the dash board and report this direct violation of line 5768 b in the secret publisher procedure manual.
Also not mentioned was the infra-red sensor that monitors them while at the door -- making sure they use their reasoning book instead of that so-gosh-darn-hard-to-understand-bible. If they don't pull out the 'ol reasoning book - holograms appear dressed in robes and turbans stoning the publisher to death.