--I read "Walden" and "Civil Disobedience." I took very Thoreau notes.
--The hipster burnt his mouth because he ate his pizza before it was cool.
--There's a new joke going around England. It's a riot
--Don't have phone sex, you may get hearing aids
--Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.
--Cloud computing? Sounds like sirrus business
--Tennis players never marry because love means nothing to them --I used to work at an orange juice factory, but I got canne ... See More
--Did you hear about the building made out of books? It's 14 stories tall.
--My friend is obsessed with monorails, he has a one-track mind
--Once you've seen a shopping center, you've seen a mall
--Be kind to your dentist, he has fillings too
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