this is for the watchtower guys at bethel who are assigned to read this website.
first of all, how ya do'n?
i hope you can read this despite your hangover.
Now go ahead and copy and paste this, print out two copies, put one in my file, and then show the other to your boss while he eats the cream cheese beagle
I don't ever think you kicked the puppy
Dave, first eating a dog covered in cream cheese, but kicking the puppy too?
lets put all of our memorial stories/thoughts on one thread.
mine: 45 mins.
quick and boring.
The Memorial was tonight?
this is the complete text from chapter 14 of organized to do jehovah's will.
prepare to hear more about "sifting" from the org.... .
chapter 14. maintaining the peace and cleanness of the congregation.
MARKING DISORDERLY ONES
I must be disorderly, because I am definately marked
an elder told me the book is jehovah's latest provision to cleanse his organization.. he said soon all people that have drifted, inactives, and others baptized and not complying with the biblical mandates for a jw, will be visited and given an option to shape up or ship out.. he said that if the person refuses the help offered by the congregation they'll be notified of the date of disfellowshipping and given time to appeal the decision.. he was so happy stating that this way jehovah's organization was preparing for the final clean-up before armageddon.
he sounded so convincing that it almost made perfect sense what he was saying.
i got goose bumps listening to his reasoning.. dy
"You can't fire me, I already quit!"
you wake up one morning and see that the last few years of your life is nothing more than a vivid dream.
you check a desk calander and realise that it's your baptism date.
your mom is calling asking you to wake up and get ready for the assembly...... .
What do you do? and more importantly, what, if anything, would you do differently? How would it cahnge your life?
I would thank God for the omen of a dream. I would start my real life full of wisdom from my dream... wisdom that would have been beyond my capability being such a young person at baptism. Then I would ask God "By the way what is an internet? Are computers really going to be that small? People will have computers in their homes?"
i'm the kind of person who literally wouldn't kill a fly.
any insect that happens to wander through my place gets caught in a glass and thrown outside.
now, last summer, a bunch of ladybugs decided to move in with me.
There are "pet friendly" bombs, but you still should get the cat out of the house for the day. If in doubt check with a few pest control companys for some advice. You may even find a "natural remedy" on an internet search.
I read a few years ago that ladybug infestation can produce asthma attacks.
at our service meeting the conductor of "more emphasis on the bible!
" (the march kingdom ministry article discussing the monthly awake!
) routinely asked the questions, comments were read from the paragraph and there was a rediculous emphasis on the scriptures cited, even to the point that wt references were given that had nothing to do with the subject.
When I think of all the extra magazines that would pile up because they couldn't be placed...I may have found the reason... maybe they won't have as many firestarters left over if they cut it down to once a month.
so when do we find out what happens after 31 days, simon?.
i have more cookies that i am prepared to bribe with again.
anyone know and wanna tell me?
ROFLMAO @ Big Tex
i went down to the local 7/11 a few miles from my house to by some 7/11 stuff.
as i was standing at the counter i glanced out at my car to see a little cheerleader wannabe girl leaning against it.
she was drinking a slushy type drink talking to her bubble gum little chicky buddies in her mom's new lincoln navigator next to my car.
You women always get things backwards. You are all just an advertising psychologists play thing.
Energetic Bunny
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omg, I did have that backwards the e-bunny is a girl!!! I think I will go play with my psycologist now.
i went down to the local 7/11 a few miles from my house to by some 7/11 stuff.
as i was standing at the counter i glanced out at my car to see a little cheerleader wannabe girl leaning against it.
she was drinking a slushy type drink talking to her bubble gum little chicky buddies in her mom's new lincoln navigator next to my car.
Why do you think the Energizer Bunny is pink?
Because he keeps going, and going and going?
