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  similarities Jws v simpson characters

  by natred in

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  the writers of the simpsons must have had jw contacts.. think of ned flanders and his family, totally jw!!.

  think ofmr burns doesnt he look just like that evil elder who would always open the theocratic ministry school?.

  i am absolutely certain that fred hall is spitting image of mr burns, i can picture him so clearly in his grey raincoat and gold leaf dog eared bible walking hunchedup in the rain pestering people on a sunday afternoon.....

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  the writers of the simpsons Must have had Jw contacts.
  Think of Ned Flanders and his family, totally JW!!
  Think ofMr Burns doesnt he look just like that evil elder who would always open the theocratic ministry school?
  I am absolutely certain that Fred hall is spitting image of Mr Burns, i can picture him so clearly in his grey raincoat and gold leaf dog eared bible walking hunchedup in the rain pestering people on a sunday afternoon.....
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  Yeah Yeah I'm back

  by joelbear in

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  i couldn't stay away.

  i love you guys.. abaddon's and ldh's recent posts hit close enough to home that i decided to post again.. i think the selected memory and split personalities go hand in hand.. the selected memory helps keep the cult personality happy and gleaming no matter what damage the suppression does to the real human or the real human's family and friends.. a couple of years ago i was talking about my childhood with my parents and they both acted stunned when i said i was still angry with them because they didn't want me to go to college (i gave up several scholarship offers, etc.

  to become a pioneer and eventually go to bethel).

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  Whhaaaaaaahhooooooooo!!!!!!!!!

  fred go away you wierdo freak.....
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  Just a female thing?

  by anglise in

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  since drifting from the org over the last year or so i have been slowly updating my clothes.

  i thought maybe it was just me who had been dressing like a middle aged matron since i was 23 but whilst talking to a young xsister recently i learnt that she too has thrown out most of the clothes she used to wear whilst a dub.. has anyone else found themselves doing this, and is it just a female thing?

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  I think we should start a fashion show at a big convention you all sound extremely beautiful!
  the only time i wear a suit and brush my hair in that sickly squeaky clean fashion is for court and funerals (not even weddingsZ!!)
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  wost memories of being a jw....

  by natred in

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  orst memories of being a jw .

  pretty high for me: .

  knocking school friends and teachers doors.

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  orst memories of being a Jw
  So what are they.
  Pretty high for me:
  Knocking school friends and teachers doors.
  Being in a play at the convention(sheesh!)
  Being asked to say prayers before ministry.
  Havingto answer at meetings.
  Picking up a demented old fogey who smelt of urine for a liftto the meetings.
  going to the get togethers with all the squeaky clean charecterless fools.(was much happier smoking ciggarettes and chasing women!)
  being in restaurants when someone says a prayer out loud for the whole table.
  ALL OF THE ELDERS WHO ARE JUST LIKE FRED (PRICK) HALL.
  being told to sell my porsche because it was materialistic.
  Having to go to assemblies in the Summer.
  and no1 has got to be studying the watchtower before the meeting!!!
  (i used to randomly underline text my copy so if my mother looked it appeared i had studied!)
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  I have been rumbled!

  by uncle_onion in

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  i tried to join witnet and used a different nick name.

  the idea being that i could try to "help" the confused.well i got rumbled.

  this is the email that i recieved back:.

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  Hey funnily enough, i have just signed up with them!
  new email and username, so do i want to help them or hurl abuse?hmmm...not to sure.
  If you go onto the website you can pick up email addreses from all users and email them direct, I have hadto educate a few of the particulary annoying ned flanders types!!!Using this method
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  Are there any JWs in here?

  by natred in

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  being bought up in this sick twisted orginization for many years i sypmathize for all of you who are brainwashed into believing it is the truth.its not!

  its an organization full of scared helpless people,social outcasts,freaks,weirdos,power seeking old men,hypocrites and desperate charmless middle aged men attracted purely by the women.

  i hear also a large number of peaodaphiles and now murderers?

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  thanks for all your replies,
  I found this site 2 days ago and have been rivetted since!
  There are a large number of websites relating to ex-jws, its amazing to speak with others who have gone through the same things, feel the same way!The internet must be so damaging to the org (what is Borg by the way?)Its about time too.
  Sorry ifi blew off steam a little loudly, its been a while since i have looked backwards!
  Anyone else from ristol/bath area U.K?
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  JW JOKES PLEASE ADD MORE!

  by natred in

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  jokeshow to get rid of a jehovah's witness... .

  when they ask, "can i talk to you about god?

  " reply, "sure, what would you like to know?

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  JokesHow to get rid of a Jehovah's Witness...
  When they ask, "Can I talk to you about God?" Reply, "Sure, what would you like to know?"

  Answer the door with a bloody knife and say, "I'm sorry, could you come back in a half hour? We're not done with the virgin yet."

  Answer the door with an automatic weapon and say 'Allah be Praised!

  Ask them for their address. When they ask why you want it, claim that you want to appear on their doorstop univited so that you can peddle your own beliefs.

  Look smug and tell them that your God can beat up their God.
  
  Tell them you already have your own religion. When they ask what it is, wince a little before confessing, "er, I'm not sure if it's legal in this country

  A chalk outline of a human body on the pavement, and a few copies of "The Watchtower" scattered around...

  Answer every one of their questions with "What do you mean by that?" This might take a while, but you and your loved ones can have fun placing bets on how long it takes for them to leave.

  Ask them to explain the story of Elisha and the Forty-two children.

  A man was walking in the mountains just enjoying the scenery when he stepped too close to the edge of the mountain and started to fall. In desperation he reached out and grabbed a limb of a gnarly old tree hanging onto the side of the cliff.
  Full of fear he assessed his situation. He was about 100 feet down a shear cliff and about 900 feet from the floor of the canyon below. If he should slip again he'd plummet to his death. Full of fear, he cries out, "Help me!" But there was no answer. Again and again he cried out but to no avail. Finally he yelled, "Is anybody up there? "
  A deep voice replied, "Yes, I'm up here."
  "Who is it?"
  "It's Jehovah"
  "Can you help me?"
  "Yes, I can help."
  "Help me!"
  "Let go."
  Looking around the man became full of panic. "What?!?!"
  "Let go. I will catch you."
  "Uh... Is there anybody else up there?"
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  bbq in Oz

  by natred in

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  i this an apostate bbq, can i suggest we cook a few elder sausages and circuit overseer burgers?

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  I this an apostate bbq, can i suggest we cook a few elder sausages and circuit overseer burgers?
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  Are there any JWs in here?

  by natred in

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  being bought up in this sick twisted orginization for many years i sypmathize for all of you who are brainwashed into believing it is the truth.its not!

  its an organization full of scared helpless people,social outcasts,freaks,weirdos,power seeking old men,hypocrites and desperate charmless middle aged men attracted purely by the women.

  i hear also a large number of peaodaphiles and now murderers?

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  My family have suffered at the hands of this organization.
  Really suffered. It amazes me that any intellegent person is so blind as to believe the bullshit the society feeds.
  Everything I said in my original post is absolutely true!
  Yes I am angry and probably a little bitter, so would you be if your sister had been put into care, just because she didnt want to be a witness,and ended up on the streets as a drug addict. or the fact your dad died alone because of a drink problem.
  Or to be shunned by everyone you know, because you dont want to be part of this sinister religion.
  The world is a truly wonderful place, people are themselves, hypocrisy is not an issue,because they do not claim to be perfect. Peadophiles arenot covered up for fear of an orginiztions bad name.
  Do you really believe what the orginization tells you?
  you must be incredibly stupid.
  God those magazines with all squeaky clean faces of boring,grinning fools, assemblies, quick builds, courting, brothers and sisters,elders, CO visits, presentations,bible tudies.Song 113, fuck it makes me shiver...
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  Are there any JWs in here?

  by natred in

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  being bought up in this sick twisted orginization for many years i sypmathize for all of you who are brainwashed into believing it is the truth.its not!

  its an organization full of scared helpless people,social outcasts,freaks,weirdos,power seeking old men,hypocrites and desperate charmless middle aged men attracted purely by the women.

  i hear also a large number of peaodaphiles and now murderers?

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  Hey fed hall, did i ay i was perfect, no i dont think so.
  You obviously fit into one of the aforementioned categories,
  probably a scared social misfit.....prick