Posts by nelly136

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Most Ridiculous Thing You've Ever Been Counseled On

by MrFreeze in

i'm sure topics like this have already come up but they tend to get hilarious with the absolute absurdity that goes on in the kh.

i was once counseled for not shaving after two days.

i was also counseled by a sister for eating lucky charms cereal.

nelly136

"Scum is what comes out of the man's penis and impregnates the wife."

and this is the level of biological expertise that would then go on and give counsel about blood transfusions?

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I just outed myself on Facebook

by mrsjones5 in

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and this is what i wrote:.

i think some folks may be under the mistaken impression that i am a baptised jehovah's witness.

i've never been baptised to become a jw.

nelly136

blimey jonsey your own family didnt know if you were in or out but they think you were in but you were never in so youre out,

sounds like a cricket match.....

You have two sides, one out in the field and one in.

Each man that’s in the side that’s in goes out, and when he’s out he comes in and the next man goes in until he’s out.

When they are all out, the side that’s out comes in and the side that’s been in goes out and tries to get those coming in, out.

Sometimes you get men still in and not out.

When a man goes out to go in, the men who are out try to get him out, and when he is out he goes in and the next man in goes out and goes in.

There are two men called umpires who stay out all the time and they decide when the men who are in are out.

When both sides have been in and all the men have out, and both sides have been out twice after all the men have been in, including those who are not out, that is the end of the game!

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i am not a jehovah witnesses, but all my family are......i saw your video on "youtube" and what you said about them is despicable and i think your hypocrisy in your face made me sick... shut your mouth and have respect for all religions.... i can say bad things about all religions but i have the decency to respect their faith and their thoughts... guest who is next to me seeing me writing this email to you nothing but a musulman friend, and a jewish friend and by the way they say that you are a sick old lady.... -------------.

this is in reference to the video clip on you tube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=viswagy_emg that is a short clip from a much longer interview (85 minutes).

nelly136

lol just ignore and leave it up as an example.

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Doctor who?

by IP_SEC in

anyone else looking forward to this besides me?.

i sure hope arrmmaaggeeddoonn doesnt come before this comes out.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/doctorwho/scifi.shtml

nelly136

missinglink you can catch rose undercover http://www.sho.com/site/secretdiary/home.do

not really a doctor who fan since john perwee (even if i did have to hide behind the sofa while i watched it), but i did catch a few david tennant episodes and they were really cool till he was replaced.

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I need some ideas on how to hide extra keys outside

by asilentone in

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friends

i would need some suggestions.

thanks!.

nelly136

http://www.wilkinsonplus.com/Security/Yale-Access-Key-Combination/invt/0276971 they use these for a lot of old people here who have carers

http://www.locksmithshemelhempstead.com/page/hemel_digital_door_locks or just do away with the need for keys

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WHAT WOULD YOU DO.. ?

by iknowall558 in

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friends

ok... i am out org.

have 2 children.

i have a brother in law who is an uber elder and follows every rule and regulation to the letter.

nelly136

what kind of time difference is there between your youngest and oldest coming out of school?

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If I never have the internet, I would probably be a dub today.

by asilentone in

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friends

what about you?.

nelly136

no, pre internet, no desire to go back.

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Most Ridiculous Thing You've Ever Been Counseled On

by MrFreeze in

i'm sure topics like this have already come up but they tend to get hilarious with the absolute absurdity that goes on in the kh.

i was once counseled for not shaving after two days.

i was also counseled by a sister for eating lucky charms cereal.

nelly136

telling you that your figure is tempting the men and that you need to hide it in order to "protect" them. (WTF? Easier solution: Creepy old men should stop checking out 12-year-olds.)

i was already on the why were they checking out a teenager when i read lisas post,

(WTF? Easier solution: Creepy old men should stop checking out 12-year-olds.) so am in total agreement with this one.

when my dad was torn off over us playing piggy back races, to us kid it was just that kids enjoying the sun and fun,

to this day i have never understood how anyone could would or want to take childhood innocence and turn it into something disgusting and dirty.

as a kid i found the dirty minded mentality very strange.

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Most Ridiculous Thing You've Ever Been Counseled On

by MrFreeze in

i'm sure topics like this have already come up but they tend to get hilarious with the absolute absurdity that goes on in the kh.

i was once counseled for not shaving after two days.

i was also counseled by a sister for eating lucky charms cereal.

nelly136

elderelite the potatoes....

my dad had a mobile veg business, although he had a cold storage unit to store the main veg in it was time effective to weigh out potatoes into small bags for some of hes regulars in advance.

potatoes made dust in my mothers kitchen and that led to the screaming abdabs and the counselling on potatoes.

i should imagine the elders dreaded my mother on one of her fitz cos i think she had her own personal direct line to the elder batphone and she wasnt afraid to use it! especially at silly oclock at night when she wanted to get him in the shit for going to the pub.

i dont think she was ever counselled for skimming the biz money, but then i doubt that got mentioned.

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Most Ridiculous Thing You've Ever Been Counseled On

by MrFreeze in

i'm sure topics like this have already come up but they tend to get hilarious with the absolute absurdity that goes on in the kh.

i was once counseled for not shaving after two days.

i was also counseled by a sister for eating lucky charms cereal.

nelly136

my dad was torn off strips for allowing a bunch of us kids to have piggy back races, lewd unbecoming christian behaviour blah blah

but the best one was probably when he was counselled for weighing potato's in the kitchen.