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  INSPIRED ERROR: new phrase among JW CO

  by wannaexit in

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  there is no end to their madness.

  the co gave a talk on inspired error.

  i have never heard of it.

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  All I can say is when our CO gave that talk, I wanted to vomit. I also know it did not go down well with everyone, but the masses who are under the spell eat it up.

  The worst part was the last one.

  "Oh yes, we just extended the time of they end with our crazy overlapping generations crap, and yes Br Splaine used a chart that had the time from Now to the End be almost as long as the time before that - but its obvious you are all fools and unfaithful for thinking the end isnt going to be the day after next Tuesday."

  Your christian brothers, bla bla bla
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  Noah's Ark

  by Darkknight757 in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  so i'm reading the book "the atheist book of bible stories" and something just occurred to me.. noahs ark rested on the top of mount ararat.

  how the hell did all the land animals, dinosaurs and other monsters get to ground level?

  did noah and his family just push them off the mountain and hope for the best?

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  Even as a kid I had a hard time understanding why if god was mad at what, thousands or a few hundred thousand people in the middle east, why he he needed to kill all the bunnies and squirrels on continents on the other side of the world? How then could there be any law in the mosaic set of laws that dealt with animal cruelty? And how is killing trillions of innocent animals fair or needed for what a hand full of people were doing?
  How is that not an over reaction by an evil god?
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  Noah's Ark

  by Darkknight757 in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  so i'm reading the book "the atheist book of bible stories" and something just occurred to me.. noahs ark rested on the top of mount ararat.

  how the hell did all the land animals, dinosaurs and other monsters get to ground level?

  did noah and his family just push them off the mountain and hope for the best?

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  I love the Ass speaking! I find it so amazing - no one askes - Hmmm - if they guys donkey just started to talk to him, do you think maybe he would have reacted differently than to have a conversation back with it?
  Or did all donkeys talk back then?

  You know you could swap out that story and put Jack and the Beanstalk in - and no one would blink an eye.
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  2015 November 19, BOE! Circuit Account Balances!

  by Atlantis in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  delete if already posted.. .

  2015-november 19, boe.

  .. re: review of circuit account balances.

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  Brothers we are asking for all this money from your circuits, not because we need the money, no, far from it, you brothers have donated more than we could expect. That is not the reason. It's because we have so much money that we want more. That and our Monthly GB trips to Las Vegas! We are gonna pull that inside strait one of these days!
  
  Your Christian Brothers, bla bla bla
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  Is this the earliest WT reference to 1975?

  by Splash in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  i thought that the 1975 thing started in the mid to late 60's, but it seems the seeds were sown two decades earlier.is this the earliest reference to it?.

  18 how many today are awake to the fact that the lord christ jesus, by his resurrection of the faithful bride members that slept in death, is taking his "bride" unto his father's house and the marriage of the lamb has begun' .... they do not say, 'it is a long time yet to the wind-up, and, according to the present understanding of bible chronology, six thousand years of human history will end first in the coming seventies and till then it is a long stretch to serve the lord continuously and undividedly.'.

  ... they keep their eye and heart on jehovah's kingdom, and not on the time clock.

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  Stay alive till 75 - is my motto!
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  Noah's Ark

  by Darkknight757 in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  so i'm reading the book "the atheist book of bible stories" and something just occurred to me.. noahs ark rested on the top of mount ararat.

  how the hell did all the land animals, dinosaurs and other monsters get to ground level?

  did noah and his family just push them off the mountain and hope for the best?

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  I was really smart of god too have Noah kill one of each of the some of the "clean" animals so as to make a great kiss but sacrifice to the big guy in the sky. I guess wiping our 50 million species of animals just wasnt enough death for our humble and loving god? He needed a few more.

  Amazing, considering how difficult it is today with near extinct species to get to to mate and have a healthy offspring. I guess god made sure the unclean animals (since there were only 2 each) had perfect animal sex - and there never happened to be an accident - nor a hungry predator near them?

  Just shows us our god is an awesome god!
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  Noah's Ark

  by Darkknight757 in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  so i'm reading the book "the atheist book of bible stories" and something just occurred to me.. noahs ark rested on the top of mount ararat.

  how the hell did all the land animals, dinosaurs and other monsters get to ground level?

  did noah and his family just push them off the mountain and hope for the best?

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  Thanks Fulano - Now i got to figure out where the Eucalyptus came from for their long trek back to the Land Down Undie?
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  25-30 Columbia Heights headquarters up for sale

  by wifibandit in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  http://www.brooklyneagle.com/articles/2015/12/3/breaking-news-jehovahs-witnesses-put-brooklyn-heights-headquarters-sale.

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  Done Deal -

  http://jewishbusinessnews.com/2013/10/07/jared-kushner-group-closes-375-million-deal-in-brooklyn-with-jehovahs-witnesses/
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  Some thoughts on the Brooklyn real estate website

  by JeffT in

  1. jw
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  i took another look around the new website ( https://www.watchtowerbrooklynrealestate.com/ ).

  first they have two properties listed here 124 columbia and 85 jay street.

  these have to be worth a lot of money.

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  Well they just sold 5 buildings - so as per Lett i guess they have can fund the cult for like a month now.

  $375m

  http://jewishbusinessnews.com/2013/10/07/jared-kushner-group-closes-375-million-deal-in-brooklyn-with-jehovahs-witnesses/
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  Scriptures that will never be the YEAR TEXT

  by ttdtt in

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  2. humour

  so what scriptures do you think will never make the cut?i will start off with one to warm you all up.. 1 corinthians 4:6 - do not go beyond the things that are written,.

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  Oubiette you crack me up:)
  
  Thanks!