Pixle
I will have to school you again:) See some people suffer from Post Traumatic Stress - say like having been involved in a Proxy War in the Far East and seen many atrocities like people being turned into Human Hot Dogs.
That kind of event can lead you to thinking you are ultra special and dog can't do without you in heaven.
It can also make you very judgmental about unimportant matters, like how tight fabric is, or where someone choose to put their penis.
I hope this is helping you:)