what pranks could you/would you/ have you played in the kingdom hall?.
i have never but here's two i've thought of, 1) replace the liquid soap with glue 2) smear nutella everywhere in the bathroom!.
what's yours?.
Throw what look like a used condom into the 2nd school.
I say "used" because I don't want you to actually use it, just stretch it out and put in a little mayonnaise into the end of it.
Come into the Hall early and put a sexy bra and or panties onto the top of the blades of the ceiling fan so that when they are turned on they will fly off into the audience.
You get the point, illicit sex in the kingdom hall theme.
SD
i was having dinner at olive garden with my cousin who was disfellowshipped for apostacy.
a holier than thou pioneer couple saw us.
if that was not enough i saw her take a picture of me with my cousin.
Tell the elders you have a issue and need their help in deciding.
"If you try to create a JC for me and plan on DFing me, I need to know if you would like to see "JWFACTS.COM is all you need to know" on the billboard at HWY 98 and MLK avenue or another more prominent location?
NJY
my wife is a stubborn stubborn woman.
when we got the internet in 1998 i slowly faded due to trying to prove apostates are lairs and scum...only to find they told nothing but "the truth.
" every qoute was checked and re-checked.
My advice is to keep a good supply of frying pans around the house. Fours years of inactivity for the price of a frying pan is a great deal. The car probably needed painting anyways,..
NJY
those of you who read my last post, about two weeks ago, know i'm in a dilemma.
i did not run like some posts suggested.
i truly believe i found my soulmate.
Splash,.. over 18 I think it is,.. as I have this for my minor kids,...
Original Poster,...
Your Soulmate is indoctrinated into a cult.
It's very hard to get a person out of a cult.
The only way you will ever find peace is to move on or get her out of the cult.
Read Steven Hassans books on "Combatting Cult Mind Control" and his other books to see what she is going through.
Is she open to looking into her religious beliefs to see if they are in alignment with reality?
If so you might be able to get her to slowly look into what she believes to see if it matches reality.
Again, it is possible to get someone out of a cult but it is VERY difficult to pull off.
NJY
this couple both in their mid 30's, lived with me for awhile and i gave them employment, because they are both regular pioneers and married right out of high school, also because i am that kind a of guy that likes to help people.
various friends have been helping them out for years, so i guess it was my turn to help them out.. the brother got stupid with me, so i told him i had enough of them both and that it was time for them to go elsewhere.. the co loved them so much, the pioneer elder was made cobe in another congregation and a sub co. the brother also got to conduct pioneer service school.
(so he is a hot shot now).
"I get everlasting life for doing the pioneer shuffle,.. heh heh heh all those people out there preparing for retirement and here I am,... wait,... what?............ ,.. awe hell no!!"
NJY
was speaking with someone last night who just recently toured the us bethel's.
the brooklyn tour i heard was awful, very limited and disappointing and conducted by a local pioneer and not even a bethelite.
well from what they are telling the folks on the tour since the tm3 bit encouraging (guilting) people about going to disneyland on vacation when you haven't visited bethel, monthly tours went from 6000 to 16000!
I heard they are implementing a "fast track" system like Disney does. Just kidding,..
NJY
just received two emails .
recently, it was announced that the warwick whq project will be completed by september 1, 2016. with a little less than 10 months left to go on the project, the construction project committee recently met with representatives from all eleven warwick construction groups throughout the u.s. the purpose of this meeting was to determine what can be done to more effectively continue the wonderful progress being made.
as a result, it has been determined that, for the duration of the project, all warwick construction groups will focus on sending experienced, skilled tradespersons who have regularly worked in their trade(s)in a secular environment.
Brandnew,.. Really, you would never fire up a crane for the WTBTS?
Think of all the damage you could do with a hour or so.
Also,..
I would imagine that the WTBTS propaganda machine would add about 6 months to a year for a deadline to any large building project to protect themselves in the case of any extra time the project actually needs to be finished. This would prevent them from the embarrassment of having the members to wonder why Jah would allow his project to take more time than expected. Then if everything goes according to actual time allowed to get the job done, they can come out, as is being done now, and announce that the project is ahead of schedule thanks to Jahs hand in the matter.
Win win!!
NJY
has anybody ever written bethel and just flat out asked for an accounting report on the society's finances?
we all keep batting around speculation about the wtbs and money, and actual information seems non-existent.
what would they do if somebody asked for a financial statement?
Does the name Bernie Madoff ring a bell?
I think that religion is one of the longest running Ponzi schemes known to man,...
NJY
i heard form a reliable source that a kingdom hall consolidation is going to be happening in the us.
currently they are looking at every kingdom hall to see if they could and should sell it.
any kingdom hall that has not been updated and is in a bad location (long driveway, not in a visible location etc...) will be sold.
Sounds like the Nov 15th 2013 Watchtower where the Jws were told to prepare to do things that don't make sense from a human standpoint is finally coming true.
IE,.."If so many people are coming into the truth,.... why are we merging congregations and selling kingdom halls?"
NJY
i saw the coordinator heading for the stage and hit record on my ipad.
i was shocked but here it is.
here's my typed transcript of the letter he read:.
You, as an religious corporation, turn out a couple that has just approached their 70s as compared to a couple in their 50s it does not look as bad.
