If anyone here buys any green bananas,.... well,.. just don't okay?
Don't say I didn't want you,...
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ATT: WARNING
by EJ257 inplease be aware of everything that is happening around the world at this moment in time.
this goes to anyone, ex-communicated, removed, serving, believer and non.
at this point in my observations i have realized many religions/ideologies know there is some sort "end of time" or a transition into a new order of living in this earth.
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Please how can I create a website?
by COLLINS inplease i want someone to teach me how i create websites.thanks!.
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freelancer.com if its complicated.
You post your project and then programmers from around the world bid on your project.
I have a project going on now where people from India, Usa, Italy, Croatia etc are bidding on the project of mine.
Check it out....
NJY
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"the Kingdom work is expanding at an accelerated pace"
by Londo111 inif recent intel is true, there is only a .23% increase worldwide in 2015. .
notice what is increasing is not the average publisher count, according to the above watchtower quote to spin the bethel downsizing, but the work.
"the little one will become a thousand and the small one a mighty nation.
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"the Kingdom work is expanding at an decelerated pace" is how it should read. NJY -
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Too Funny Prank
by berrygerry infrom a redditor - would have died to have been there.
https://www.reddit.com/r/exjw/comments/3sukbu/our_congregation_happens_to_have_a_networked/.
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You should slowly replace each and every song with some almost silent subliminal thoughts about "something is not right with the Governing body" "trust your instincts" etc,..
Or I have also heard that a low level hum can make people have a nervous, uneasy feeling and want to get out.
It could be played for years before they could pick up on it.
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Pranks to play in the hall...
by purrpurr inwhat pranks could you/would you/ have you played in the kingdom hall?.
i have never but here's two i've thought of, 1) replace the liquid soap with glue 2) smear nutella everywhere in the bathroom!.
what's yours?.
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take one of those timed fragrance dispensers and hack it for remote controlled release. Install one of those "fart in a can" spray cans and hide inside HVAC to be released at meeting times.
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Pranks to play in the hall...
by purrpurr inwhat pranks could you/would you/ have you played in the kingdom hall?.
i have never but here's two i've thought of, 1) replace the liquid soap with glue 2) smear nutella everywhere in the bathroom!.
what's yours?.
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Throw what look like a used condom into the 2nd school.
I say "used" because I don't want you to actually use it, just stretch it out and put in a little mayonnaise into the end of it.
Come into the Hall early and put a sexy bra and or panties onto the top of the blades of the ceiling fan so that when they are turned on they will fly off into the audience.
You get the point, illicit sex in the kingdom hall theme.
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I gave the elders some ammo to use
by atacrossroads ini was having dinner at olive garden with my cousin who was disfellowshipped for apostacy.
a holier than thou pioneer couple saw us.
if that was not enough i saw her take a picture of me with my cousin.
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Tell the elders you have a issue and need their help in deciding.
"If you try to create a JC for me and plan on DFing me, I need to know if you would like to see "JWFACTS.COM is all you need to know" on the billboard at HWY 98 and MLK avenue or another more prominent location?
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Refused to go to meeting wife broke frying pan on my car....now SHE is inactive 4 years my advice!!!
by Witness 007 inmy wife is a stubborn stubborn woman.
when we got the internet in 1998 i slowly faded due to trying to prove apostates are lairs and scum...only to find they told nothing but "the truth.
" every qoute was checked and re-checked.
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My advice is to keep a good supply of frying pans around the house. Fours years of inactivity for the price of a frying pan is a great deal. The car probably needed painting anyways,..
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Catholic madly in love with a JW (cont'd)
by Luge62 inthose of you who read my last post, about two weeks ago, know i'm in a dilemma.
i did not run like some posts suggested.
i truly believe i found my soulmate.
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Splash,.. over 18 I think it is,.. as I have this for my minor kids,...
Original Poster,...
Your Soulmate is indoctrinated into a cult.
It's very hard to get a person out of a cult.
The only way you will ever find peace is to move on or get her out of the cult.
Read Steven Hassans books on "Combatting Cult Mind Control" and his other books to see what she is going through.
Is she open to looking into her religious beliefs to see if they are in alignment with reality?
If so you might be able to get her to slowly look into what she believes to see if it matches reality.
Again, it is possible to get someone out of a cult but it is VERY difficult to pull off.
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Sub CO and Wife, both Reg Pioneers, go back to NC to live with his Parents
by James Jack inthis couple both in their mid 30's, lived with me for awhile and i gave them employment, because they are both regular pioneers and married right out of high school, also because i am that kind a of guy that likes to help people.
various friends have been helping them out for years, so i guess it was my turn to help them out.. the brother got stupid with me, so i told him i had enough of them both and that it was time for them to go elsewhere.. the co loved them so much, the pioneer elder was made cobe in another congregation and a sub co. the brother also got to conduct pioneer service school.
(so he is a hot shot now).
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"I get everlasting life for doing the pioneer shuffle,.. heh heh heh all those people out there preparing for retirement and here I am,... wait,... what?............ ,.. awe hell no!!"
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